Alrighty, let me see, Trunks is, say 8 and Goten 7. So, I know Gotenks
might be a little young but it's Gotenks, you can expect the unexpected
from him! Oh and, you know how no one knows for sure if Gotenks actually
has a brain of his own or Trunks and Goten are just acting the same and
saying the same things inside of him? Well, in this fic, Gotenks has a
brain of his own. AND the fusion lasts longer. Say, until they want it to
be over because 30 minutes isn't enough to get properly drunk. He-he!
Don't own DBZ
Gotenks gets drunk
"Trunks, what should we do? I'm bored!" Goten said.
"I dunno!" Trunks said, "Maybe Gotenks will find something to do, let's fuse!"
And since, Goten couldn't find anything better to do he said: "Okay!"
They stood in the middle of the Capsule Corp's very large living room and did the dance.
"FU-SION-HA!"
There was a light and Gotenks appeared out of nowhere.
"So the little people couldn't find anything to do and they're calling for my help!" he said, referring to Trunks and Goten.
"Now before I start" he said to himself "I'm hungry!"
He went over to the refrigerator and opened it. There was nothing there.
"Dumb Sayian prince." he muttered, "What am I supposed to do now?"
Then he remembered that other refrigerator in another room at Capsule Corp. Trunks' mom told Trunks and Goten never to touch.
"Yes!" he said and went through 6 hallways. He opened the door. There it stood! The refrigerator!
He went over to it, opened it, but found no food. What he did find were probably about a hundred bottled labeled 'beer'.
"Time to have a little fun!" he said, smirked and grabbed the nearest bottle. The first gulp felt like the most delicious thing he had ever tasted.
.........1 hour later..........
Bulma was going through the many hallways of Capsule Corp. to check on Trunks and Goten. She was sure they were in the living room. She was six hallways away when she heard a mad laugh from the room next to her. She hesitated, then turned the door handle and walked inside.
This scene might seem hilarious to some people, but not so funny to others.
The floor was littered with at least 100 empty beer bottles. In the middle of all this mess stood Gotenks with a mirror in front of him. He was still laughing madly and just as Bulma walked in he was in the middle of pulling of his pants and slapping his butt in front if the mirror.
"GOTEN! TRUNKS! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?" Bulma yelled.
"Me not Trunks! Me no Goten! Me Gotenks!!! MUHAHAHA! And me think! You look like bunny!"
"OH MY GOSH YOU'RE DRUNK!!!" Bulma said.
"Drunk? Hic! Gotenks does not know what. Hic! Drunk is. Let Gotenks check his. Hic! Dictionary!" Gotenks said and pulled out a book labeled: from the English language to Gotenks language.
"According to. Hic! Gotenks's dictionary. Hic! If someone. Hic! Mentions. Hic! Drunk! Hic! Gotenks has to go running around the city. Hic! Naked!" he said, nearly falling over.
Bulma wanted to say something but she never even got started, because at that moment Gotenks blasted right through the ceiling and trying to pull of his clothes at the same time.
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Don't own DBZ
Gotenks gets drunk
"Trunks, what should we do? I'm bored!" Goten said.
"I dunno!" Trunks said, "Maybe Gotenks will find something to do, let's fuse!"
And since, Goten couldn't find anything better to do he said: "Okay!"
They stood in the middle of the Capsule Corp's very large living room and did the dance.
"FU-SION-HA!"
There was a light and Gotenks appeared out of nowhere.
"So the little people couldn't find anything to do and they're calling for my help!" he said, referring to Trunks and Goten.
"Now before I start" he said to himself "I'm hungry!"
He went over to the refrigerator and opened it. There was nothing there.
"Dumb Sayian prince." he muttered, "What am I supposed to do now?"
Then he remembered that other refrigerator in another room at Capsule Corp. Trunks' mom told Trunks and Goten never to touch.
"Yes!" he said and went through 6 hallways. He opened the door. There it stood! The refrigerator!
He went over to it, opened it, but found no food. What he did find were probably about a hundred bottled labeled 'beer'.
"Time to have a little fun!" he said, smirked and grabbed the nearest bottle. The first gulp felt like the most delicious thing he had ever tasted.
.........1 hour later..........
Bulma was going through the many hallways of Capsule Corp. to check on Trunks and Goten. She was sure they were in the living room. She was six hallways away when she heard a mad laugh from the room next to her. She hesitated, then turned the door handle and walked inside.
This scene might seem hilarious to some people, but not so funny to others.
The floor was littered with at least 100 empty beer bottles. In the middle of all this mess stood Gotenks with a mirror in front of him. He was still laughing madly and just as Bulma walked in he was in the middle of pulling of his pants and slapping his butt in front if the mirror.
"GOTEN! TRUNKS! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?" Bulma yelled.
"Me not Trunks! Me no Goten! Me Gotenks!!! MUHAHAHA! And me think! You look like bunny!"
"OH MY GOSH YOU'RE DRUNK!!!" Bulma said.
"Drunk? Hic! Gotenks does not know what. Hic! Drunk is. Let Gotenks check his. Hic! Dictionary!" Gotenks said and pulled out a book labeled: from the English language to Gotenks language.
"According to. Hic! Gotenks's dictionary. Hic! If someone. Hic! Mentions. Hic! Drunk! Hic! Gotenks has to go running around the city. Hic! Naked!" he said, nearly falling over.
Bulma wanted to say something but she never even got started, because at that moment Gotenks blasted right through the ceiling and trying to pull of his clothes at the same time.
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