A saloon and dance hall in the Georgia hills: Big Foot has been sighted and has been terrorizing the surrounding community. This night he bends through the double doors to the Redneck Saloon and Dance Hall. The Bikini contests comes to an abrupt halt as everyone looks at the giant hairy beast.

Beautiful and strong, the original Daisy Duke. bravely walks up to Big Foot . Behind her, the men admire her red-bikinied butt as it squishes up and down. The women ahmire her bravery and strength..

"Sweety", Daisy says, putting her hands on her hips and looking into his big Foot's face, "Now, you just start behaving yourself. You should be ashamed."

Big Foot, befuddled, looks blankly at the beautiful icon. Then he sweeps his gaze at the admiring crowd behind her. "UM!" He grunts as he reaches his right hand for the beautiful woman's hair with his left hand. He spins her quickly around.

"HUH!" Daisy, suprised, croaks, her mouth open as she faces her stunned audiance.

Big Foot, his giant paw-hand clenching her big hair and pulling up, lifts her vertically off the ground, his left arm staight out. He then "PLOPS!" her facedown. He stomps his heavy left foot on her upturned butt. Her soft buttocks "SQUISH!" beneath her bikini bottom and bulge out from Big Foot's big foott. Her arms are spread and her hair manes out.

He kicks out with his boot., "IIIEEEE!" Daisy cries out as she slides across the floor like a puck or a sled. She fans her arms arms like Superman. .

The crowd quickly moves, creating a gap. "SHUUSH!" Daisy slides through them.

"CLUNK!" Her head hits the leg of a round stops abruptly, her head and upper body beneath the table, but her upturned butt sticking out. The impact shakes the table. It teeters, spilling a cup of steeming hot hot chocolate off of the edge of the round table top. The chocolate hits Daisy's jelly-like red-bikinied butt and splatters.

"IIIIIIIEEEE!" Daisy quivers and shakes. In a panic, she scrunches up, her knees beneath her, butt out, and tries to stand. "PLUNK!" her head hits the bottom of the table. She falls flat on her stomach again.

Big Foot moves past the crowd, which stands stunned and looking at their pathetic heroine. He grabs her anckles and yanks her from beneath the table. He swings her around in the air like a small child being swung by a father. "AARRRR!" He growls as he swings Daisy around. The crowd moves away. Faster and faster he spins her, her arms out.

She yells, "NOOOOO! NOOOOO!" as she spins around, accelerating.

But the twirling beast does not drop Daisy. He lets go of her ankles as she spins around. "FLEEEW! NOOOOO!" Daisy becomes a missile.

"CRASH!" She flies through the doudle doors.

The crowd inside hears a "BANG! outside the doors.

"OH MY GOD!' A middle aged woman and admirer of Daisy Duke cries.

In three long steps Big Foot crosses the floor and exits the doors. The crowd, listening, does not move.

From inside, they hear another "CRASH!" and a "GROWL!" Then, what sounds Disy Duke yell "NOOOOO!' Then silence.

Then movement, and the sound of Big Foot stepping on a car "CRASHING! and "CRUNCHING!" Then "NOOOOOO!". And "NOOOOOO!" As she continues..

Then, Daisy again "HUH! OOOOH NOOOOOO!" A pause. Then, "NO! NOOOOO! NOOOOO!" It sounds as if she is being carried and bobbing up and down..

Then an "AARRRR!" from the monster. Then silence.

Th crowd waits, heads still but moving their bulging eyes nervously around. Waiting.

Then OOOOOH!" from above and "CRASH!" Daisy's body falls through the wide sky-window and "SPLATS!" face down on the wooden floor. She''s flat. The crowd creeps around, frozen. They hear the beast move across the parking lot outside.