p class="MsoNormal" Ugh! It was 1917 in Tsarist Russia, Durex the 4supth/sup sat alone. He smelled his fingers and licked the air around them. He was not pleased. He quickly placed his hands of his nipples and began to rub. His nipples squelched between his sweaty warm fingers. Durex quickly brought his hand back to be sniffed and sucked. But suddenly he felt a pain. It was his anus! It felt like it was being ripped, it hurt so much, but he didn't want it to stop. With his left hand he quickly forced (UGHR!) it into his pants. With his index finger he tried to find what was causing the pain. But there was no luck. His butthole was burning with pain. Never had he felt so alive, he quickly busted his load all over the wall. Trying to claim this delightful pain in his anus he forced the rest of his hands into his tight, smelly and sloppy butthole. Suddenly a blind blue and pink light shines on his penis, Durex looks down to see his veiny think penis glowing, it suddenly shoots blasting his fiery jizz at the wall. The jizz covers the wall and the splash back covers him. Durex can't remember how long he had been encased in his own jizz but when he was finally freed but some span lang="EN"Archaeologists the world he knew was long gone./span And that deer reader is how our story begins. /p