Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Rated T for Teen

Chapter 1: Day One

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Authors Note: Here's a hint for ya (warning; contains spoilers): Danny x Sam. Well there goes the surprise. Crap.

This is the sequel to "Chats Of Our Lives" on my account. Oh and on Chapter 5 of that story, trust me, I have no idea how the hell those lines got there. Sorry.

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Danny and Tucker were knocking on Sam's front door. They were picking her up before school. A butler answered the door and, being used to the boys coming by now, said "She's on her way down." and walked away leaving the door open. They just stood there waiting for Sam.

"I wonder how she's going to get back at Paulina?" Tucker thought aloud.

"Me too." agreed Danny "Hey, maybe she'll put green paint in her hairspray."

"Or maybe she'll replace her makeup with mud." Tucker laughed out.

"Or even put lard in all her food!" Danny said as he and Tucker laughed so hard that they cried.

"Hey guys! Let's go or we'll be late!" cried Sam's voice from the middle of the stairs.

Tucker didn't' bother to look at Sam because he only expected her to be the same as she was every day. Black and green plaid skirt, purple leggings, black boots, black and green t-shirt, goth makeup, etc. what he didn't expect was for Danny to grab his shoulder with a shaky hand and ask, "Am I still standing Tucker?"

"Yes.." he answered slowly with out turning around.

"Well, please keep it that way." Danny answered shakily.

Tucker turned around to see why Danny was so freaked out. What he saw wasn't what he expected.

It was Sam. Only there were a few small (coughHUGEcough) changes. She wasn't wearing her normal clothing. She was wearing a tight red dress that didn't have sleeves and came down about half-way between her knees and waist. She had on white boots that were also tight and went up to about four inches above her ankle. Maybe five. Her goth makeup was nowhere to be seen. Instead, she had on red eye shadow, lipstick, and blush.

Tucker was too shocked that all he could say was, "Dang."

Danny on the other hand said, "Wow Sam, um.." when his mind was screaming Why must you kill me in a slow, painful, seductive death?! Why, Sam, WHY?!

"Danny, are you okay?" she asked leaning toward him unconsciously. She thought that he either had the flu or really had to go to the bathroom.

"I-I'm f-fine." he stammered out. Out of the corner of his eye, he was sure that he saw Tucker smirk.

"Oh, okay then." she said an started walking. Tucker followed like he normally would and waited for Sam to tell them her reason for her attire. Danny was walking in his normal place too, but his eyes frequently flickered to Sam.

"Okay so here's me plan" she told them quietly "I'm gonna get back at Paulina by stealing her popularity."

"What did you say?" Danny asked. A car had ran past and he was closest to the road so he didn't hear the last three words.

Sam sighed and leaned close to his ear (still not freaking noticing his discomfort and Tucker's smirk)

"I said that I was going to get back at her by stealing her popularity." she said literally breathing in his ear. (STILL not freaking noticing the way he twitched.)

Danny nodded and Sam back away leaving him to think God Sam, what are you?! A demon from my own personal Hell?! Why God, why?!

While Tucker was thinking This is going to be fun.

They walked into school and everyone dropped jaw. Girls eyes twitched in disbelief and boys stared. A few even wolf whistle as they walked past. Danny glared at them with all the power of Hell, Lucifer, and all his demons (God still beats him though! Ha on Satan) combined. The stare clearly said Stay away or I'll f-ing kill you.

Though most of the boys saw the glare they still continued. Sam caught Danny rubbing his already sore eyes during second period. She walked over and took her seat beside him. He looked up and she could see that his eyes were already bloodshot. It hurt her that her payback wasn't only going to cause Paulina pain. Well, her pain was going to be emotional mostly, but she hated having to see Danny hurting to. Sure, it was only his eyes but what happened if on of them made a move and didn't back off? Even if Danny warned them verbally? He would probably end up getting in a fight. Sam knew that he would never use his ghost-powers in a physical fight with a human. Well, he might with Dash but he couldn't use them in public and if it was Dash, then it would be public before you could say Opps. He would get hurt because knowing his luck, it would be a jock and he might leave with something broken at the least. The worst? She suddenly got the second most horrible thought she had even wandered upon in her life since the accident. Danny was in the Emergency Room, hooked up to life support and an IV drip. He was covered in blood from head to foot and his head and chest were heavily rapped in medical bandages. The worst you ask? Well, in Sam's worst nightmare of all time, he-. Well… Maybe it would be best if you just read the little flashback…

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|-flash (remember that this is only a dream please) back-|

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Sam had Danny's lifeless body spooned up to herself. The single hole in his chest was gushing blood all over her at record speeds but she didn't care. She was crying. Crying because she had just lost her Danny. He was gone because she had been to chicken to push him out of the way, and take the beam that was meant for herself. Danny was gone for good.

And it was all her fault.

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|-end of flashback-|

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She shuddered in fright at the memory and looked back at Danny, who was glaring at a guy who had probably been staring at her. She sighed, trying to re-direct his attention. It worked, for the sound had barely escaped her lips when his head snapped to attention. She chuckled when she saw how focused his face was.

"Are you focused enough, Officer Danny?" she said chuckling some more. To her it was just laughter. To Danny it was like angels singing glorious music to his ears.

Lord. I'm SO going to be acting like a drug addict on their sixth day without some shit in their system when this ends he thought to himself.

TAPTAPTAP

He looked up to see that Mr. Lancer was tapping the board to get their attention.

Dammit Danny thought as he had to glare at one of the many boys who thought that Sam would be more fun to watch than Mr. Lancer This is going to be a long day.

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"What. The. Hell." whispered Paulina to Star from their seats about two rows away from Fen-turd and Spooky-Batt-Girl "Happened to Batt Girl?!"

"I think I know." whispered Kwan from behind them "She's probably trying to get back at you for calling her a puta in that chatroom last night by stealing all the other boys. But you don't care right? I mean, you have Dash don't you?"

They all look at Dash who is currently staring at Sam and also ignoring the death glare that Danny is throwing at him. Paulina smacked herself in the forhead and said "This is going to be a long day."

---Authors Note: Sorry it's short but I wanted it to get this chapter out there. Tell me if it seemed too rushed and if I need to continue or not.