So, this was originally supposed to be my first FanFiction story, but I caught what plagues us all, LAZINESS. But, I've finally finished it and forced myself to type it. Sooooooooooooooooooooo, without further ado, may I present you my 1 Chapter epic known as: #ATTACKOFTHEHAX!

My name is Goldensilver23 and I live in Minecraft. There's tons of other great places to live; Roblox, Terraria, and the like, but for me, Minecraft is where it's at. I knew the world was perfect the moment I spawned, everyone was friendly and happy. I met Shaderdude53, the owner of the world, who gave me these amazing visors called TexSpex©. He had a mod installed that put these into Minecraft, with these you could see the world in any texture you want, they came preloaded with the Shaders texture, but you could upload any texture you want. I bet you're thinking: "Mods?! This guy hacked Minecraft!" My Answer: there's the good kind of hacks, like mods, then there's the bad, like changing the whole world so you're some kind of overpowered, ruthless overlord. We'll get to that later. Anyways, me and Shaderdude became great friends, creating games, mods, and having adventures together. But none can compare to the defeat of Witherspawn28, the hacker who tried to take over our world….

"How about the Cinema mod?" I asked Shaderdude.

"That sounds fine, nothing too destructive," he responded.

"Yeah, we don't want a repeat of the More TNT + incident,"

"Don't even remind me, it took forever to rebuild,"

I leafed through more of the requests from the other players.

"Gamergirl185 wants the Natural Disaster mod," I said.

"Put it in the 'maybe' pile," Shaderdude responded.

Suddenly, the ground began to shake.

"What's happening?" I yelled. Then I heard screams.

"Get on the enhanced armor!" Shaderdude yelled, " Sounds like trouble!"

There was trouble alright, somehow an Ender Dragon was attacking the city. Shaderdude threw me a jetpack and an energy sword (Halo Mod) as well as a rocket launcher, just in case.

"Let's get to work," He said, zooming towards the Ender Dragon. I followed him, flying at full speed. Shaderdude was already attacking the dragon, but it wasn't taking any damage whatsoever. Then I noticed something he didn't, someone was riding the dragon, holding a strange remote. He pressed a button on the remote and Shaderdude's jetpack disappeared and he plummeted to the ground. Luckily, he landed in a swimming pool. I focused on this hacker and flew to him and landed on the dragon.

"Stop this," I said firmly, "Now." He was wearing a purple coat with a green creeper shirt beneath and a long rainbow scarf (ugh), and his face was covered by a black helmet.

"No," He said in a synthesized voice, pressing another button on the remote, causing me to black out.

When I woke up, I was in a cell. I went to turn on creative so I could easily break out of the cell, but it said that I didn't have admin privs. Strange, I thought, I'm definitely an Ad- That Hacker!

There had to be a way out, so I looked around at my cell. The floor was gravel. I began to slowly dig my stuff out, but then I hit a block I had never seen before. It was red and green. I broke it and two red creepers popped out of nowhere. They hissed, forcing me back into my cell. Then I had an idea. I let them corner me in my cell, then I built up a barrier with gravel and let them explode practically in my face. I took some damage, but not enough to kill. They destroyed the walls of my cell, allowing me to escape. Now I just had to find Shaderdude53.

As I navigated the jail, I got lost very easily, almost everything looked exactly the same, like many copies of the same jail linked together. I eventually found a chest with some sort of pickaxe, so I used it to mine out parts of the walls, so I'd know where I had been. Finally I came upon an occupied cell, but it wasn't Shaderdude53. It was SkythekidRS. I was stunned. Since when was he in our world? But something was wrong, I could tell by what he was saying.

"SQUIDS! SQUIDS EVERYWHERE! NO BUTTER TO DEFEND! NO BUTTER!" Then he looked me in the eyes, and I saw that his eyes were red, "RUN! RUN! THEY'RE COMING!"

Despite his 'warnings', I opened his cell and dragged him out of it; he continued to scream and yell.

I dragged him halfway down the hallway then knocked him out with the handle of my pickaxe, sorry, buddy, I thought.

After hours of walking, I came across a pressure plate. A sign read: Instant exit.

Sky was still unconscious, and I was skeptical. But I thought that I had nothing to lose, so, I stepped on it. Surprisingly, it did take me out and back into my city, which was now unfamiliar; buildings crumbled, fires and riots raged. I made a mental note to return to the jail and free Shaderdude53. But first I needed to find a hospital, Sky wouldn't be able to help us if we didn't get him to a doctor.

"Goldensilver!" A familiar voice said, "I've been looking everywhere for you!" It was Swaggmisress85, she was a friend of mine and often helped me build things.

"Wait, is that…."

"Yes," I quickly said, I knew what she was about to ask. "get him to the nearest hospital, and quickly. I need to find Shaderdude," She nodded, then grabbed Sky, and ran off.

I ran back to the jail, I never noticed before, but this building was just a bunch of copies of the popular Cops And Robbers map just connected, side by side. I headed to the Warden's Office and found a button with a sign that said "Release All Prisoners". I pressed it. Then I noticed another sign, this one said "End Simulation", I pressed this one too, even though I didn't know exactly what it meant.

I searched the whole jail, no one was there but me. Maybe they found the pressure plate like I did or another one like it. I left the jail to head for my secret bunker that hopefully- was still there.

Luckily, it was. I overloaded my self with everything I had, rocket launchers, atomic bombs, lightsabers, nunchucks, EVERYTHING! But I knew that this wasn't enough. I needed to beat this hacker at his own game, or in other words, fight fire - with fire.

Finding his base was too easy, you'd think he'd be smarter to lift a skyscraper out of the ground and use it as a base. It's like putting out a sign for everyone: Here I am! Come and get me!

I flew up to it on a machine gun jetpack (Jetpack Joyride Mod ) and burst through the window. There were about twenty other people in the room, all of which pulled out a gun. I smiled. I pulled out my new hacked item that gave me admin privs plus other abilities, I made every block beneath them fall.
"See you next fall!" I shouted, waving at them as they fell. Corny, I know. They tried shooting at me as they fell but that much G-force really puts a toll on your aim.

"When are you going to give up?" A synthesized voice says. The Hacker.

"Who are you?" I ask.

"I am Witherspawn28," He responded.

"Let's see how you look without your armor," I hacked his interface and removed his armor. I gasped. He had a normal Steve skin, but he was snarling. I wasn't paying attention and he pushed me out of what was left of the building. But I acted quickly, teleported himself to me, and removed his admin privs.

I was about to die, and so was he. But then he put his armor back on. Great. I waited for the fall to end and for me to die, but I was caught. I still had my eyes closed, so I didn't see who had caught me.

"Sky army, ATTACK!" SOmeone screamed.

A smile crept onto my face, then I knew.

I joined the fray with Sky and friends, destroying all the monsters Witherspawn had spawned. I ran forward, chasing him, and was about to land the killing strike when both Shaderdude (No idea where he came from) and Sky stopped me.

"No," Shaderdude said, " He deserves justice,"

What happened afterwards? Well, Witherspawn was taken into custody and found guilty of: Murder, disturbing the peace, illegal hacking, and bad fashion.

He was sentenced to death by squid. What a way to go.

After the 'Incident' as it became known, things were peaceful. Sky and friends joined us on a few of our adventures and helped us rebuild our city, but it wasn't long until another problem arised.

"So, I think we should add a Z-" I was cut off by the sound of collapsing buildings and screams. Shaderdude and I rushed outside and saw- A Giant Squid.

"SURRENDER FOOLS!" It bellowed.

Shaderdude smiled, "I just love the city." Then we both sprang into action.

THE END?

I hope you enjoyed #ATTACKOFTHEHAX! You may or may not see more of goldensilver, shaderdude, and swaggmistress if you show enough support for this story. *hint,hint* I hope you didn't get mad with that I kind of ending, I ironically hate those kind.

-Joey