I know that your powers of retention,
Are as wet as a Seawing's backside.
But thick as you are, pay attention,
My words are a matter of pride.

It's clear from your worm-like expressions,
The flames are not all on upstairs.
But we're talking Queens and successions,
Even you can't be caught unawares.

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime,
Be prepared for some thrilling news,
A shining re-run era is tiptoeing nearer.

And where do we feature?

Just listen to Scarlet;
I know it sounds boring but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues,
And true justice deliciously squared.
Be prepared!

Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?
For the death of the fake Queen!
Is she sick?
No, fool! We're going to kill her, and Prince Cliff, too!
Great idea! Who needs a Queen?
No Queen, no Queen! La la la la la la!
Idiots! There will be a Queen!
But you said-
I will be Queen, once again!
Stick with me and you'll never long for purpose again!

Yay, all right! Long live the Queen!
Long live the Queen!

It's great that we'll soon be connected,
With a Queen who'll be all-time adored.

Of course, squid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board.
The future is littered with BLOODY THRILLING GLORIOUS BATTLE!
And though I'm the main addressee,
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the reclaimation of the century,
Be prepared for the most thrilling return!
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning,
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be Queen undisputed, respected, saluted,
And worshiped for the TRUE Queen I am!

Yes, my fangs and grievances are bared-
Be prepared!
Yes, our fangs and grievances are bared-
Be prepared!

Because people have been saying this needs to happen. I was going to write another Destiny parody with this, but it wouldn't come to me. Then I tried Mass Effect, writing a version of this with Saren. Then, I finally settled on Queen Scarlet, addressing her mindless, Chameleon-controlled thralls... with one or two deviations form the original tune to accommodate her... eccentricities.

Unfortunately, no parody i ever write, I feel, will ever live up to "Do you Wanna Do the Nightfall?"