My first story: an Inuyasha one-shot between him and Kagome.

InuYasha walked calmly over to the Bone-eater's well as Kagome climbed out. Immediately, he asked, "Did you bring the ninja food?"

"...Sit."

Inuyasha fell to the ground and glared at her. "Really? I just asked you a question."

"A rude way to greet a girl." Kagome retorted. "Not impressive."

"Well, sorry, I wasn't exactly raised around them." the hanyo said defensively.

Kagome gasped. "I can teach you manners!" she said. "It'll be fun!"

Inuyasha groaned. "Oh, man..."