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Chapter 1. Auditions
AT SCHOOL
"Hey Horo! Have you heard of the news that the richest girl in school, Anna is opening a theater? She is holding an audition! Perhaps we can have a go. We might even get parts!" exclaimed Chocolove, the class's noisiest and nosiest pupil, not to mention that he's a lame joker.
Horo slammed his locker and sighed. Why is he always the victim of Chocolove? "Yoh and the others are all trying out for fun, persuaded by me. So, why don't you join them?" Chocolove continued. "Is Ren going?" asked Horo. He was positive that he won't be going and he might find a excuse not to go. But when the reply 'yes' came, Horo thought he might faint. Even Ren got persuaded! No way! What could he do? He planned to act dumb so nothing would happen…
AFTER SCHOOL
BRRIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! The school bell went. Groan. Time for auditions! Horo sighed and tried to slip away. But all of them dragged him along, with much protest.
AT THE THEATER
Anna sat on a chair. Some other people were already there. Those who knew Anna's fierceness had all made an excuse and fled. Team Flower was there too, with a struggling Hao. Horo sniggered. He spotted Fraust and Eliza. Still holding hands as usual. Anna stood up. "The play starts in 15 minutes. All of you are hired. Now START working on your own script. The title is there. Death Man's Play. Go think of your own roles and speech. Chocolove and Ryu are fired. I can't stand looking at their faces. All tickets are already sold out so u guys beta do a good job. I'll be back to watch." With that, Anna left. Tamao raised up her hands and volunteered to be the organizer. "Who wants to be the dead man?" "REN!" everyone chorused. Ren grumbled LOUDLY. Everyone ignored him. "k..Wife?" "Mari wants to try" "k…Daughters?" "Pilica and Marchii raised their hands eagerly. "hmm… funeral carriers? Fraust and eliza can be the doctor and nurse. Well… the remaining shall be the erm…yea! Funeral Carriers." "What 'bout u Tamao?" asked yoh. Tamao blushed and said softly "Narrator" Anna returned… "Start acting…no slacking… 1st warning…"
THE CURTAINS WERE DRAWNED…
Once there was a man named Ren… one day, when he went to the clinic, he found out that he had contracted lung cancer as he was smoking this days…
Ren: O dear… I got lung cancer. Only got 3 months left. Might as well enjoy myself.
With that, he took a whiff of smoke. There, he collapsed.
Mari: Hubby, Mari found out that Mari had lost Mari's and Ren's wedding ring. What shall Mari do? Is it a bad omen? Mari was wondering if Ren-Chan would buy… Ren-Chan! What are u doing on the floor? (Walks over anxiously…) Get up! O Ren-Chan! U are not (GASP)…breathing! My daughters! Come quick!
Pilica and Marchii hurried onto the stage nervously.
Pilica & Marchii: Yes mom?
Mari: Your Dad! He died! I think… Call the doctor!
Pilica & Marchii: YES!
Fraust and Eliza steps on the stage
Fraust and Eliza: Who is the 1 who needs to be operated on?
Mari: Ren-Chan
Fraust: His not breathing! Quick 100 volts!
Eliza nods obediently. (Gave Ren a 1000 volts by mistake)
Eliza: Opps…
Fraust: AIYAH! He dead liaoz…ok! Bye bye
Pillica, Marchii and Mari weeps fakely.
Horo, Lyzerg, Hao and Yoh came and placed Ren in a coffin and prepared to take him away.
Anna walks up the stage and said, "Please! You call this a play! They are here to watch a play! Not a conversation… I SAY REDO! And make it more… dramatic..." Anna sat back to her seat…watching…
All of them got ready for TAKE 2…