Author:" hello and welcome ,this is my first fan fiction, so try to cut me a break." sora:" pppllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss,do it for the squirrels, he'll fry them with electricity if you don't " . Author:" for every bad review I get I shall fry a squirrel and feed it a abused radioactive zombie cow pie! " riku:" WTF! were did you get those pies! " author:" from under sora's mattress. "

sora:" Crap! they found my stash ,goes into a corner, rocks back and forth in the fetal position, while sucking his thumb". riku:0o; Author:" anyway... Now! my zombie squirrel army! do the disclaimer! " sora and riku:" WTF!" Disclaimer? zombie squirrels:" he does not own kingdom hearts our any other thing except for his own original characters " Author:" if you steal, I shall send my squirrel army to feast upon your bones and do a data( from megaman legends 1 and 2 ,disclaimer Do not own megaman or its games )knock off break dance in front of you Muahahahahahahahahah! " zombie squirrels laugh too:" Muahahahahahahahaha! " sora and riku: 0o;

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A Normal Day?

It was a mid-afternoon day as alex ( a..k.a the author).was walking down the road he heard a noise from behind soras house .alex:" WTF! were did that come from! ",he screamed as he quickly ran behind the house to see a vvvrreeeeyyyy strange sight. sora and the riku were in pink bunny suits, with fuzzy bear slippers, long red capes, and to top it of, they each wore a dark vader helmet , with there weapons out (sora's keyblade and riku's soul eater) fully sharpened (can you sharpen a keyblade?). the worst part is the fact that they were hitting each other with there weapons ,while on top of sora's high diving board, over orange colored water alex: 0o;

for a few moments alex just standed there watching them duel, till he snapped to alex:" WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TO DOING ," he screamed sounding irritated. kairi:" shhhh... your ruining the movie," she said will holding up a video camera. movie...?.alex replied. riku:" why the f#$k would we be betting the crap out of each other if we weren't making a movie! " ...because your idiots, mumbled alex . riku:" if your going to make remarks the lest you could do is watch us make it!" sure, alex replied as he took a sit next to kairi .riku:" right ware were we oh! yes! were at the part were you bow down sora." sora stares into space, while drooling. riku: sora sora still stares into space riku: Sora ཀ still stares

" SORA! YOU DUMBASS! WAKE UP! " ,riku shouted, sounding irritated

sora snapped to," what happened " he asked ,riku:" YOU! fell asleep while we were making the movie! NOW bow down already! " . sora just listened an fell to his neas

riku:" Now!sora I shall revel who I am, holding his soul eater towards sora, sora I am your brother! " Nooooooooooooooooooooooo, sora replied,"WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME INSURANCE!" Alex:" I always new sora was a idiot, but man... " riku:" you didn't here a word I said did you?" sora: nope, he simply replied.

riku:" as I was saying, sora, I am your brother! " he said dramatically sora:" really, wow " he replied riku:" what's wrong ", he asked . sora:" it's just that, now including you, our mom had thirty-two kids".alex:" WTF! how did sora's mom have so many kids! ". " shhhh... be quite alex " , kairi replied, still filming. riku :HOLY FUDGE ABUSED CIRCUS MONKEYS! thirty-two kids, I think I need sometime to thing about this ". sora simply nodded and went to the other side of the diving board." wow thirty-two kids...",riku said shaking his head in disbelief. then all of a sodden he was hit in the head with something." WTF! ", he screamed, as he turned to see what hit him. turned out that sora threw a box of lucky charms at riku. " WHY THE F#$K DID YOU THROW A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS AT MY HEAD!", screamed riku, sounding extremely mad. " because there magicly delicious ", replied sora ,now doing an irish dance on the diving board.

alex and kairi: 0o; riku: " PREPARE TO FEEL MY RATH! " he screamed throwing pancakes at sora . sora: " WTF! why the hell are you throwing pancakes at me!",he shouted over the barrage of pancakes. "because the force is so overrated, even yoda's switched to pancakes " he said while pointing to a green lump on a yawn chair (disclaimer: I do not own star wars, not like I'd want to anyway ) . yoda : " to the ack side, I've gone ... CRAP " he replied before passing out do to many pancakes . alex: " when the f#$k did he get here "." oh him? he always comes to bum off some pancakes from sora ", replied kairi, still filming the two idiots. sora: " you know the reject smurf is a good example, to much pancakes and you'll go to the ack side ".riku : why should I care, the ack has the no effect on me! he screamed, while throwing pancakes at sora. sora retaliated with some of his own pancakes. some how they still managed to stay on top of the diving board through all of this. alex ran, in fear of getting hit by a pancake and was almost home free until he was hit by one in the head. yup it would have one seriously f#$ked up day in any one else's view, but for alex this was a average day on destiny island...unfortunately.

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author: "so what do you think, I'm only doing one for now, more chapters depend on how well the reviews go maybe four or five good reviews ". sora: " I think it's crap" author: " I guess you would know since your hair looks like horse crap ". sora:" HEY! it doesn't look like cow pie " riku " first of all, he said it looked like horse pie, not cow pie, second he has a point sora runs into a corner and cries, while muttering something about alien conspiracies and bananas. riku 0o; author: " pleas R & R, I'm planing on making a lot more fan fictions in a wide variety so tell what you think, Now my army! Start the dance! .the zombie squirrels start to break dance like data