Light stared at Misa like she crazy,just because L was asleep and he was chained to the closet door in Misa's room with video supervision did not mean she could do that!He was really beginning to hate Misa for convining L to allow Light to be chained to her closet door for the suposed couple's quality time.
"What?"He asked weakly,hoping he'd misheard.
"Misa wants to give Light-kun a make-over!"Light's eye twitched.
"HECK NO!"
"But Light-kun..."Misa pouted.
Light resisted,"No."Misa was forced to use her only other motive.
"Light-kun is chained in Misa's room,and Misa is going to give him a makeover!"She smirked before getting her supplies.
"What!No!You are not giving me a make-over!"
"Light-kun better hold still or else Misa will have to give him a lap dance."Light froze and sat still,threatening him with a make-over was one thing,but with sexual pleasure?He sat still like a good little kira, eh-hem,boy.With that Misa began.
The first thing she did was get him into the clothes,said clothes was Misa's favorite dress.It was black and stopped an inch before the knees,it had a bit of rufles poking out from underneath it.The dress's upper half was a simple tank top like cut with a white undershirt that sleeves ran down to his wrists with a black band just above his elbow,in a princess cut.
He was then forced into a pair of white stockings and mary janes.It was then that Misa moved on to his make up.
A bit of pink cherry lipstick with light powder to make him appear slightly paler,then a bit of mascara to bring out his eyes.
It was then that Light's torturer began to brush his hair back into a small ponytail that pulled his skin so much he could feel it.Misa stood and after looking at him for a moment she walked back to her closet and brought out a blond wig that was in a similar style to her own hair.
"This is Misa's old wig,when I was growing out my hair my old manager made Misa ware it."She positioned carefully on his head and smiled happily,"You look beautiful Light-kun!Or should I say chan?Lets play a game now!"
"DO I have to keep wairing this?"
Misa looked thoughtful,"Yes,Light-chan must,Misa wants to see if Ryuuzaki will reconize you."Light looke dutterly outraged.
"WHAT?!"
"Light-chan!Misa just wants to see!I promise to take it off,"Light looked relieved,"if Light-chans father can reconize him!"Misa giggled.
"MISA!YOU-"He was cut off by the door opening,Ryuuzaki walked in.
"Hello Misa-san."He looked around a moment,"Where is Light-kun?"His eyes suddenly landed on Light who was sitting in a femine way with his legs to the side,the sad part was that Misa had not instructed him to do so.
"Hi Ryuuzaki!"Misa said cheerily.
"Who is your friend Misa-san,and how did she get in here."Misa giggled.
"Try and guess Ryuuzaki!You can have three hints."Ryuuzaki carefully inspected the obviously unhappy Light.
"Hmm...a hint please?"
"She's not a girl!"Ryuuzaki looked slightly surprised.
"Are you sure Misa-san,'he' is very femine,'he' has a femina face shape and hips.Though 'he' has no breasts."
"Yes Ryuuzaki,you'll be so surprised at who he really is!Do you want another hint?"Ryuuzaki inspected Light closely,moving his face very close to Light's own,Light looked paralyzed and freaked out,as Ryuuzaki inspected him.
"Hmm...yes,please do Misa-san."
"His name is not read how its pronounced."
"Hmm..."Ryuuzaki tilted his head slightly,Light blushed furiously,which you could just barely see through the light powdering,he back up with his eyes closed.
"Why are you so close to my face!"He yelled,before covering his mouth in embarressment.Ryuuzaki caught sight of his chained wrist.
"Where is Light-kun Misa-san
"Figure out the game first!"Misa giggled.
"Tell me Misa-san,is he on the investigation team?"Misa nodded happily.Ryuuzaki considered this for a moment.
"Light-kun?"He asked,slightly shocked,"How did Misa manage to get him in this outfit?"He asked to cover his shock,it was easy to understand however,Light was acting diffrently then normal.
"Misa has her ways."She said slyly.
"Misa!You promised to take this stuff off now!"He yelled.
"Hmm...do the puppydogs and I might..."She said.
"I'm not-,"He sighed,realizing it was hopeless,"Fine."He looked up with the ultimate puppydog eyes,Ryuuzaki quickly looked away to stop himself from giving Light whatever he wanted.
"Now take the clothes off!"He yelled,ending his perfect puppy pout.
"No."
"You promised!"He whined.
"Misa said she might,plus our old deal still stands,only if your father can recognize you!"Light sighed,and Ryuuzaki had a sudden feeling,he didn't want Light to change into his normal clothes.With this realisation he decided that it was best to go through with Misa's plan.
"Light-kun should keep his promises."
"Light-chan."Misa agreed happily.
"Yes Light-chan,only kira would break a promise."Light looked between the two.
"Fine.But what if he doesn't recognize me,Ryuuzaki couldn't."
"Then Light-chan will wear it until somebody recognizes him or the end of the week."
"Yes,but we can't make it to easy on them,Light-chan will be Hana-chan,and Light-chan should be off on a trip to...Misa's sister's house!We can say that Misa and Light-chan went together to meet Misa's family.Misa can stay in the surveillance room with Mogi-san,and only Mogi-san will know!"Light looked horribly horribly pained.
"Come along Hana-chan,don't look so sad,you won't have to wear the handcuffs for a week."Light sighed.
"I-I guess."He stood as the handcuff was removed,the three headed to the surveillence room.
"Mogi-san!Guess who my friend is!"Misa yelled straight away.Mogi looked Light up and down very carefully.
"I am guessing that it is Light-kun."They looked shocked.
"Ho-how did Mogi-san know?"Misa asked.
"I am a good police officer,and can see through disguise very well,"They looked doubtful,"and I turned the audio on on Misa's room."
"Mogi-san!"Misa yelled unhappily.
"Sorry Misa-san,I couldn't resist."
"So we'll be seeing you two later?"Mogi and Misa nodded as an unhappy Light and Ryuuzaki walked to the main room.
Everyone stared at Light.
"Is that Misa-san?"Aizawa asked.
"No way!Misa-san has blue eyes!"Matsuda said.
"Matsuda-san is correct,this is Hana-chan,she will work on the case temporarily while Light-kun and Misa-san are at Misa's sisters house."
"Light left?"Yagami asked.
"Yes Yagami-san,he will be back before the Light's up.Also,Hana-chan is just Hana-chan's alias,if anyone can figure out 'her' real name...lets just say it will be worth it."Everyone's curiousty was peaked.
"Nice to meet you Hana-san,I am Matsuda."
"I'm Aizawa."
"Yagami."
"Ide."
"Pleased to meet you all."Light said unhappily.Ryuuzaki poked her.
"Give them a smile."He said happily,they stared at him,what was he up to?
"Do I have to?"
"Yes."Light sighed,then gave them a smile,it was a wonderful smile,the kind that would inspire an ant to build a city or a president to become a beggar.Ryuuzaki was a bit surprised himself,he'd just wante dto see,who knew that Light could be a master of such cute faces?
"Can we please work know?"Light said,dropping his smile,everyone but Ryuuzaki sighed a little in dissapointment.
"Yes,I supose we should Hana-chan."The workers went to their work and Ryuuzaki and Light sat down together.Suddenly Light had an idea,he would've gotten a scolding from Yagami if he had asked questions he wanted to ask,but know he could ask what he wished,and a simple little pout or smile would cure all doubt,as long as he didn't ask Ryuuzaki's name he should be fine.
"Ryuuzaki?"He asked,everyone jumped a bit,Ryuuzaki turned towards him.
"Yes Hana-chan?"
"I've always wondered,"He had a smirk on his face that told Ryuuzaki a game was about to begin," why do you sit like that?"
"It increases my reasoning ability."
"I wouldn't believe that if it bit Matsuda's ass."They stared at him in shock,such foul language!But Light knew what game he was playing,"Unless you can answer a riddle no one can solve,I know the answer though,lets see if your theory is true."
"What is this riddle?"
Light smirked,his eyes lowering into what could be described as a sultry look,Ryuuzaki shifted slightly and forced himself to think about dead puppies in hopes of stopping the tightening of his pants.
"How much,"He paused with a small gasp like moan,as if he was very turned on,he spoke in a seductive voice,"wood,could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"He lowered his shoulders and scooted closer to Ryuuzaki,in an seductive way,Ryuuzaki blushed furiously.
"uh-uhm..."Light's smirk grew.
"What's the matter Ryuuzaki?"He asked in a small whisper,everyone in the room was having a bit of a problem with their pants by then.Light scooted so close to Ryuuzaki that if he scooted a bit closer he could touch lips with him.
"Ha-Hana-chan..."He muttered,his eyes growing even larger as his blush grew.
"Can't you figure it out?"He pouted slightly,and Matsuda and Ide ran out of the room with bad nose bleeds.
"N-no..."Ryuuzaki stuttered out.Light jumped up in triumph.
"HA!I proved it!Your wierd way of sitting doesn't increase reasoning ability at all!"Ryuuzaki composed himself.
"Why did Hana-chan feel the need to disprove this?"Light stopped his happy dance and stared at him for a moment.
"I really don't know..."He shrugged it off,"I guess I acted on an impulse,haven't done that in a while."He said that last part a little to himself.
"Hana-chan is acting wierd."
"Or perhaps Ryuuzaki is precepting me diffrently?"
"What does Hana-chan mean?"Light thought a moment.
"Can I have apple juice Ryuuzaki?"He asked,bouncing up and down slightly,his wig's ponytails bouncing up and down.
"Of course Hana-chan."Ryuuzaki pressed a button on his laptop and a familair old english W appeared,"Watari can you please bring some apple juice?"With in a few moments the elderly man brang in a box of apple juice cartons,he opened it carefully and pass out apple juice among the investigation team.
"Thank you!"Light said happily as pulled the straw off,it was then he came to a problem,how could he open the straw up without putting his carton down,because that would take quite too long.He decided the best idea was to chew it open carefully,even if it would ruin his teeth,for he wouldn't admit defeat to the evil apple juice carton.After quite a bit of gnawing he finally mnaged to get his teeth around the tip,then ever so carefully,as in with a hard backwards pull,he pulled the straw out,and in the process propelled himself back and onto to the floor.
"Hana-chan,are you okay?"Ryuuzaki asked.Light's right leg rested on the chair,the rest of his body was spread eagle on the floor.He pulled himself back up using the chair.
"Straws hate me."He said simply.
"Hana-chan,straws cannot hate people."
"-unless they are from hell.I have obviously found a straw that was posessed by a demon spirit,we should have our straws purified from now on."He said,dead on serious.
"Hana-chan I believe that you haven't been getting enough sleep,it is 10 O'clock but I will allow everyone to rest early tonight as I am worried about Hana-chan."Everyone hurried out,least Ryuuzaki change his mind.Light glared at Ryuuzaki.
"What the fuck was that!"He asked loudly.
"What does Hana-chan mean?"
"You blamed me for taking off from the Kira case!You know what Ryuuzaki!I don't feel like talking right now."Light turned his head and looked away unhappily,this stayed that way for awhile,until Light's hand randomly shot out and grabbed his apple juice,he sipped it unhappily.
"Come on Light-chan,lets go to bed."Light stood unhappily and followed.He unbuckled the mary janes but left the wig before cuddling into the bed,hoping for a good night's sleep.Sleep did not come easily,turning he noticed that Ryuuzaki was asleep as well,having taken his medication for once in his life.Light sighed and got an idea,he walked over to the computer and went to youtube.Soon the calming lyrics of Gomenasai filled the room,feeling drowsy already he snuggled into the bed sheets,a breeze went through the room,and without even think he turned over and without even thinking about it he threw an arm around Ryuuzaki,even in a half-dazed state he wondered slightly how Ryuuzaki could be so warm.