001
R: Yao my sweet ~ What are you eating?
C: Sunflower seeds aru. Would you like some aru?
R: ...
C: ...What's wrong aru?
R: They would have grown into beautiful sunflowers. But now ... they...
C: ...(unable to eat any more)
-that night-
R: Darling ~ The scramble egg with tomato you cooked last time is super delicious ~ More ~ More ~
C: Alas~ Those eggs would have grown into cute chicks aru ...
002
R: Yao~ Just now through the window, I saw Alfred was punished by Arthur kneeling the main-board. My sweet would never treat me like that, right? Na~
C: Of cause not aru.
R: I do know my Yao is the softest~~
C: I mean, do you know how much main-boards cost? What if it breaks down aru! I think washboard is much better. Though old-fashioned, it is quite sturdy and durable, as well as cheap...
Afterwards, Ivan bought Yao a washing machine right that day.
003
Someday. After work.
R: Al, what about going to the bar? I ll take photos of your stupid drunk looking to show my wife.
A: NO, I have to go home and cook.
R: Ya~ A hen-pecked?
A: Referring to yourself?!
R: OK then why should you cook for him rather than he do this for you da?
A: The point is HOW can I eat what HE cooks?! Don t bother me any more ! You this lucky guy who married the king of cooking!
This is Ivan s everyday entertainment after work. ^L^
004
Ivan kisses Wang Yao each time he wakes up at night.
Morning, after getting up and looking into the mirror,
C: Ivan, your recent work must have made you nervous aru. You woke up no less than twenty times last night aru.
(Got it? -L-)
005
Dinner time during one festival.
R: Hmm... Well... What's this, Yao?
C: Chicken head.
R: Ooh... Then... What about this?
C: Pig brains.
R: Hmm... Honey... I find I'm not so hungry...
( We may call it differences in diet...)
006
C: Ooh... Recently Francis always gives me crank calls aru... (phone ringing) Well you see, again aru.
R: Give me and I ll solve it for you.
Ivan took the cellphone, answered.
F: Hello~ No matter who you are ( Who do you expect by calling Wang Yao's phone?) , brother is very lonely tonight. Come here~~~~
R: OK, I'll be there right away KORUKORU... What a coincident I'm quite lonely too KORUKORU...
After that, Francis changed his number.
007
A: Wow~ Ivan has stood outside for 3 hours. What on earth did he do to anger Wang Yao? All night not back?
E: He was drunk last night and used Yao as Torres.
A: Yao is a person with good temper, isn't he? Would he keep Ivan standing so long only because of that?
E: Of cause he wouldn't. But Yao s sister came later and Ivan saw his sister as Levis...
It said that Ivan did not dare to touch vodka in the following week.
008
A: Last night I told Arthur that it was uncomfortable to have something never changed around the he gave me a new belt today.
Ivan decided to have a try in the same way after returning.
R: Yao~ ~ it is sooo uncomfortable to have something never changed around the waist~
Yao hesitated a moment, putting down the half-done sweater, walked up to Ivan and, shyly, put his arms around Ivan's waist.
009
R: Last time I quarreled with my Yao, I had to cook for a week before he finally forgave me.
E: It s nothing~ Last time I quarreled with Al, he dropped to his knees and apologized to me right after I cooked the frist meal~
010
One day, Ivan got drunk and stayed outside all night again. As a result Wang Yao got angry again. Reason is nothing more than don't you know how worried I would be due to your all night not coming back? .
The phone rang, and Yao went to answer it, still in a lit of anger.
A: Hey Arthur, don't be so narrow-minded! Let me get in~ I just traveled around the world not informing you. That s all~~ Okay, is it necessary to call the police for only serval months not returning home?! You're really making a mountain out of a molehill~ Come on, sweet, open the door and let me in. Look! I have even brought souvenirs to you~
C: Well, you have the wrong number aru. This is Braginskis' house.
A: Oh, sorry.
After putting down the phone, Yao went back and gave Ivan a huge hug.