Sapire2moon:Alright, a composed list of things to annoy The Mugiwara Pirates by, made by me!
Zoro: It's you again!
Saphire2moon: Oh hi Zoro! Wanna help me host the most annoying list!! (pleads and hugs)
Zoro: Fine, as long as I can say anything I want.
Saphire2moon: Of course my green headed friend! (Fangirl) Alright we will start from number 5!
#5: Steal Sanji's good cooking wine, then deny that you took it.
"Hey, where's the wine?" Sanji glances around. "I had it right here a second ago."
Saphire2moon walks in carrying wine. "What's up Sanji?"
"I'm missing my… there it is!" Points at wine bottle.
"There what is Sanji?" Gives him confused look.
"Don't play inncent with me! You stole my wine!"
"I have no idea what your talking about Sanji." Starts to walk out the door.
"Wait! I'm talking about the wine that's in your hands right now."
"Sanji, are you feeling alright. You're making no sense. Maybe you should get out of the kitchen for a while." Pats his head.
Stutters, "I…I need.." Zoro walks in.
Saphire2moon stands at attention. "Oh, Zoro there you are! Here hold this for me!"
"Huh? Why did you give me this?" Saphire2moon pats head and walks out.
Sanji looks pissed, Zoro confused.
Saphire2moon: There you have it folks! One reason Sanji is such a fun guy to annoy.
Zoro: Oh! So that's why you handed me the wine. It was to piss off the Ero-Cook. (grins evilly) Well, I like you even more.
Saphire2moon:Thnx! Alright stay tuned for number 4 in our annoying list count down.
(Sanji enters) Hey! It's you again! Give me back my wine!! (Chases after Saphire and Zoro with spatula)
Saphire: Oops! Read and Review folks! (grabs Zoro and runs)