Omake for Alerted Snakes of Consequence (taken partly from a thread on the Tales of Apartment 402 forums)

Turning to face to the direction of the voice, Yui saw four people entering. All four looked familiar. Three of them looked a lot younger than she had last seen, one only a couple of hours before. Two of the others she hadn't seen for a couple of weeks. The fourth was someone she could have sworn she had killed herself many years before.

Fuyutsuki entered the room followed in turn by Misato, Ritsuko, and Maya.

Yui screams and points a finger at Ritsuko. "I KILLED YOU, YOUR SUPOSE TO BE DEAD!"

Teri turned to see what was going on, screamed herself "AHHH! The dead walk!"

Ritsuko color drained from her face and her arms came up in a classic zombie pose and she started shuffling forward toward Yui. Ritsuko started to lisp "Brains… Brains… Must eat Brains."

Pulling a lighted torch from behind her back, Minagi shoved it in Ritsuko's direction saying "One good thing about the dead they burn well."

Asuka snapped out of her funk and quickly pulled out a knife and fork. And stated "And some taste like chicken too," while smacking her lips in hunger.

Not to be left out of the fun. Misato pulls out her own knife and fork, and says, "NA, the dead taste like pork."

Suddenly in a bright flash the scene changes to a dinning room. There is a snappy theme song playing in the background. Fuyutsuki is now dressed in casual clothes with an apron over them. In his hand he holds a large carving knife. Lying on the table is Ritsuko with a large red apple stuffed in her mouth.

Turning to face the camera, Fuyutsuki starts speaking like Carlton Heston. "Dead human, the other, other white meat, it tastes great at any occasion. Check your local supermarkets meat or freezer section today."

Turning to Maya, now also dressed in casual wear. She is holding up a cracker box with the words Soylent Green written on it. He continues, "And for those of you on diets and don't want to miss out on the great flavor, Try our wafer formula, Soylent Green."

Maya then picks up a bottle of a red frothy liquid, and says "For those on the go, and need that great human taste. We offer our newest formula the LCL Shake."

Both step closer to the camera, Fuyutsuki starts, "Remember its just not food…" Maya then finishes the line, "Its Family." Together they point at the camera and say "Gets yours today while supplies last."

The scene goes dark and the snappy theme music fades.

Turning off the TV, Shinji and Rei look at each other. Shinji shrugs his shoulders and says "Man the commercials today." He then rubs his stomach and continues, "but ya know, now I'm hungry. You, Rei?"

Rei presses her lips together and smacks. "Yes, Yes I am. What you got to eat?"

"I think we have a little Naoko, left over."

"Yum, we have any Soylent Green, and LCL to wash it all down with?"

"Don't know, let's look."

Both children jump up and walk into the kitchen.

END