Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me but Mikey. The characters other than him, Chris and Owen belong to: CaptJessicaSparrow, Blond with a brain, Checkkit, 'crazy' artist chick, CourtneyxDuncan, Scalec, Barbie gone wild, Nickspaz17 and Dreamer-by-day. I'll tell you who the next eleven campers belong to next chapter!

Not so happy campers:

"Welcome back to camp Wawanakwa for Total. Drama. Island. Season two!" Chris is yelling on the dock of shame. "I'm your host, Chris McClean. If you've just recently recovered from a coma, Total Drama Island is a hit reality TV show where, last season, 22 campers battled it out for 100,000 dollars in this yucky old summer camp! This time, 20 new campers will be competing for… 1… million… dollars!"

"wooooooooooohooooooooo!"

"This is my cohost, last season's winner: Owen!"

"thanks man. Phsyched to be here! This is just so awesome!" During this Owen has scooped Chris into a back-breaking hug.

"are you done."

"sorry man. It's just so awesome!"

"I think they get that." A boat arrives. "Here's our first camper, Autumn Breshears!"

a tall girl with long silver hair steps off the boat. She is wearing black jeans, a black t-shirt, and multicolored wrist-bands. "Hi." She fingers her (surprise) black choker nervously.

"HI! How's it going? I'm Owen!"

"good… hi."

"and there's Breanna Livingston!"

The girl steps off the boat delicately. She is wearing a shirt with "Lights! Camera! Action!" running diagonally across it, as well as grey skinny jeans, black converse, and hoop earrings.

"hello. Could someone help me with this?" she is lugging behind her a rather huge tripod. Autumn nonchalantly takes one side of it while Breanna gratefully takes the other.

"Kailey Faithely!"

The muscular girl practically bounces off the boat. She is wearing a green t-shirt with a paw-print on it, as well as some shorts and sneakers.

"thank thank thank thank you!" she is babbling happily at Chris, then calms down. "I mean, thank you very much for getting me out of the house for a while. And you must be the other contestants!" Autumn and Breanna nod uncertainly. "I'm sure you will all be worthy opponents."

"oookay…" Autumn mumbles.

"It's… Milo! Milo Darane!"

a teenage boy in full military regalia cartwheels off the boat in a very un-militeristic fashion. He is also smiling (somewhat maniacally).

"enter, downstage right!"

Breanna looks at him like he's out of his mind.

"Chicks and geese and ducks, better scurry?"

It's Chris's turn to stare.

"awesome! It's my turn! Uh… Lemon cakes better skidadle!" Blurts Owen.

Okay, now Milo is staring at him.

Chris cuts in. "Abby Jones!"

A pretty but geeky looking girl shuffles off the boat. "Hi."

"Hi!" Owen answers immediately, closely followed by Milo.

"hello!"

Abby smiles happily.

"Nick Deer!"

A moody looking boy stomps off the boat. "yo." He is wearing black shorts and a black t-shirt with a skull on it (remind you of anyone? But this one doesn't have any green hair). "wassup."

"the sky!" chortles Abby. Everybody looks at her. "what?"

"Lauren Russ!"

a bored looking girl in a stained grey t-shirt and old jeans steps off the boat. "hi. I'm Lauren."

"I'm Milo… the magnificent!"

"that's… nice…"

"Charlie Denvers!"

A blank looking girl in a pink argyle vest and black miniskirt skips off the boat. "hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" she says, flipping her blonde hair, with black and pink highlights, over her shoulder.

"hiiiiiii!" Nick says sarcastically. "what's up girlfriend?"

"nothing. Chu?"

Nick looks horrified that his joke didn't hit. "I was being sarcastic."

"Wyatt Charlson!"

"hello yall. This is gonna bea a gud 'speriance, I do reckon myself."

The newcomer is a boy, wearing an open blue shirt and dark jeans with cowboy boots.

"I looooooove your accent!" exclaims Charlie admiringly.

"I tank you."

"Nikki Weaver!"

"Hello, Canadian people," A blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl in every shade of purple possible grins. "It's so cool to be here."

"you said it!" yells Owen, and Nikki looks bemused.

"ooooh wait! Nick and Nikki! Hahaha that is soooo funny, right?" giggles Charlie. Nick looks a little bit horrified again.

"this girl is just plain weird."

"Michael Philips!"

"hello friends. It's phsychedelic to be on the island, man." Says the tall shaggy haired boy, in a tie-dye shirt and khaki cargo pants, as he lumbers off the boat. "it doesn't really matter who wins, because we are all one."

"okaaaaaaaaaay…" says Breanna, confused. She shares a weirded out glance with Autumn.

"huh?" Charlie doesn't even pretend to understand what Mikey is talking about.

"and those are our first eleven campers! Stay tuned for the next!" Chris whispers 'conspiratorily'.

Commercial break!

A/N:

Wooooo! This took forever to write. Sorry! Mikey is my OC. I still need seven more guys, so male up any characters you have in your head! And I'm sorry if I make your characters kind of weird, I'm just cartooni