Disclaimer - I own nothing. Boo.

Also, in this, I picture Katie a little bit older. Like, she's fifteen and the boys are nineteen.

Enjoy.


Katie Knight: Guess what world? I made a facebook!

Buddha Bob and 7 other people like this.

Logan Mitchell: Buddha Bob has a facebook? Why isn't he my friend!

James Diamond: I guess he really doesn't like you, Logie.

Carlos Garcia, Jo Taylor, and Katie Knight like this.

Carlos Garcia: Is he your friend, James?

James Diamond: ...


Kendall Knight: JAMES DIAMOND ISN'T FRIENDS WITH BUDDHA BOB!

8 people like this.

James Diamond: Kendall!


Katie Knight: Stop commenting on my posts! Too many notifications!

Carlos Garcia likes this.

Logan Mitchell: Get used to it, Katie. IT NEVER STOPS!

Katie Knight likes this.


Katie Knight: I had a great date with Jo Taylor. I love you, Jo!

6 people like this.

James Diamond: Whoa, Katie. Way to hit on your brother's girlfriend.

Guitar Dude likes this.

Jo Taylor: I like you, Katie, ;) But I'm taken. Sorry.

Camille Roberts, Logan Mitchell, and 7 others like this.

Carlos Garcia: There's only one logical reason that Katie would post this... She's been kidnapped and is trying to send a secret message! I'll get Logan to track the position of your laptop! We're coming, Katie!

Tyler likes this.

Kendall Knight: Or Katie didn't log out of her account and I accidentally posted it from her account.

10 people like this.

Carlos Garcia: Well, how do I know that you're not the same computer hacker that may not have kidnapped Katie?

Kendall Knight: When you were in first grade, you pooped in your pants in science class.

18 people like this.

Carlos Garcia: Crap.

James Diamond: Literally.

Logan Mitchell, Jo Taylor, and Camille Roberts like this.


Katie Knight: Thanks, Kendall Knight, for making people question my sexual orientation with your stupid post.

Kendall Knight: Sorry baby sis, but it was your fault!

Katie Knight: It's not my fault you're an idiot.

Logan Mitchell, Carlos Garcia, James Diamond, and 8 other people like this.

Kendall Knight: KATIE!


Katie Knight: Carlos Garcia just barged into my room asking if I was kidnapped. Obviously not, Carlos!

Carlos Garcia: My bad.

Jo Taylor likes this.


James Diamond: Gonna take a nap while worshipping some sun! 'The Face' is gonna get tan!


Katie Knight: Just did something evil... Muahaha.

Logan Mitchell likes this.


Camille Roberts: Just saw James Diamond walking through the lobby with a half orange face. Nice look!

Katie Knight: My diabolical plan WORKED!

7 people like this.

Logan Mitchell: I wonder if he noticed yet.

Carlos Garcia: I just heard a scream.

Katie Knight: He noticed.

Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this and 2 others like this.


James Diamond: Beware, Katie Knight. You're going DOWN.

Kendall Knight: Down WHERE!

Jo Taylor likes this.

Katie Knight: Eww. Get your head out of the gutter.

3 people like this.


James Diamond: Reading some lovely excerpts from Katie Knight's diary. Aww, I didn't know you had a crush on me when you were younger, Katie!

Katie Knight: JAMES! You asshole!

Kendall Knight: You better not be hitting on her, James!

Katie Knight: He's not. He's just being a complete douche bag.

5 people like this.

James Diamond: "Ahh! Today James brushed against my hand. I wonder if he felt the sparks I did." - Katie Knight

Katie Knight: I'm going to kill you. You are going to die a slow, painful death.

3 people like this.

Logan Mitchell: Haha, dude, you're screwed!

Katie Knight, Jo Taylor, and Camille Roberts like this.


Katie Knight: Just wanted to let the world know that I'm going to kill James Diamond.

18 people like this.

Katie Knight: See, James! All these people LIKE that I'm gonna kill you. They can be part of my angry mob.

10 people like this.

Carlos Garcia: I want a corndog.

Carlos Garcia: Wait. That was supposed to be on my profile.

Katie Knight: Carlos, you dummy.

James Diamond likes this.

Katie Knight: Don't you dare like anything I say, James. Jerk.

5 people like this.


James Diamond: Hanging out at the Palms Wood Park while hiding from Katie. I doubt she'll ever find me.

Katie Knight: You. Are. So. DEAD!

James Diamond: Damn.


Katie Knight: Mission accomplished. James Diamond now looks worse than he did before. You're welcome, Jamie :)

Logan Mitchell, Carlos Garcia, Kendall Knight, Jo Taylor, and 4 others like this.

Logan Mitchell: I can't believe you cut his hair!

2 people like this.


Carlos Garcia posted a picture: Can't stop laughing at James Diamond's haircut. Hahaha!

Katie Knight: I really am a terrible hairdresser. Too bad I don't care!

9 people like this.

James Diamond: This is hideous! Carlos, take it off!

Katie Knight: Carlos, leave it up or I'll cut your hair the same way.

Carlos Garcia: Sorry James, Katie scares me more than you do.

6 people like this.


Katie Knight: Locking my doors before I go to sleep in case James Diamond tries to get some kind of pathetic revenge.

Kendall Knight: Night, baby sis.

Jo Taylor: Aww!

James Diamond: It wasn't pathetic.

Katie Knight: Don't pout, James. It's not very becoming.


Katie Knight has logged off.


So, what'd you guys think? I hope you liked it. I got inspired to write after posting my last story earlier today. And then, bam! Out popped this story. It's kind of fun to write in the Facebook universe. I might write more to this story eventually. Or I might make it a completely different story. I'm not really sure.

Please review, whether you liked it or not! (Although I hoped you liked it)