First off let me apologize in advance should you all get upset with what I say about Owen Hart and Chris Benoit. This is puerly for the story and fun. They were good wrestilers.
It was typical WWE Monday Night Raw Supershow (2012, before Wrestilemania).
John Cena was talking about how he'd beat the Rock at Mania (honestly I think he'll do it. No flames please). CM Punk was pipe bombing, and sadly Vicky G. was annoying the WWE univers with her incredibly annoying voice, which was matched in annoance only by Micheal Coles constant blabbering.
But none of that was importaint at the moment. What was importaint now was The Long Island Ice Z's match nontitle match againt Jack Swagger that was currenlty going on.
"Woo! Woo! Woo!" Zack and his Broskis in the crowd said as he delivered the Broski Boot to Jacks head. Which of course was followed by a Rough Ryder
"1. 2. 3." The ref counted
Zack had won, and the WWE universe cheered
While Vicky cried in woe at Jacks loss
Yet suddenly all the cheering and little bit of woe was cut short as suddenly all the lights in the arena turned off.
Everyone gasped, not wondering what was happening.
Then their came a creepy sound.
"," mysterious people moaned
Suddenly a glowing man was floating above the ring. It was the ghosts of Chris Benoit and Owen Hart. Two deceeased former wrestliers.
Everyone was speechless, even Cole (YAY!)
"We have come back from the dead to extract are revenge on the wee for are deaths!" Owen said
"This company made me take those steroides that resulted in my horrible crime/death," Chris said
"Ya, and my demise at 1999's Over the Edge PPV," Owen added
"So we shall shall haunt the WWE until this show is taken off the air." Chris said "Dead as we are!"
"Not so fast!"Zack Ryder said "Sure the WWE has made mistakes in the past, even big ones like what happened to you two. But..."
"Slience!" Chris and Owen said "If you won't leave! Then we'll make you!"
With that Chris went inside and possed Jacks body, while Owen possesed Cole
"How about a handicap match for the fate of the WWE right now?" Cris said
Yet just then John Cena came out to the ring
"Hey you two," John said "Now honestly this looks more like the Undertakers department, yet since he's not here to exersice the both of you away. I shal we make it tag team match. The WWE is my life! I bleed for this company! And no Scooby Doo villian drop out are going to end this show!"
With that the tag team match to end all tag team matches began.
Zack stared off off against Owen. And while the ghost wrestiler was in the weak and pathedic Cole, he had all the strength he used to have when he was alive.
Yet it was still a joy to see Cole get a Rough Ryder...Again!
Yet then Chris came into the ring and delivered his submission manuver to Zack, which caused Cena to get involved.
In no time this match became a brawl, and Zack and Cena were starting to loose
"Muwhahahahahahaha!" Owen laughed, now we'll just pin you and..."
"Zack!" a voice cried. It was the Big O. One of Zacks broskis. Zack had invited him to tonights match. "Catch!"
O tossed Zack his toy Ghostbuster backpack. Zack and O were going to a costume part with Eve after the show.
"Ha, that's just a toy," Chris said "You can't really cat..."
Yet just then some eletricity came out the pack
"Ah!" the ghosts screamed as they were now forced to exit the bodies they controled. And once they were out it was easy for Zack to capture them.
"Is there an exorstis in the house?" Zack asked
So with that Zack had managed to save the WWE, with some help from Cena and Big O of course.
Yet now Zack wasn't just the Internet Champion, he was the Ghostbusters Champion.
Now if he can just beat Jack for the US Title
The End
