Chapter 1: Calvin's New Plan

Calvin hopped of the school bus after another long day at school.

He approached his home and yelled, "I'M HOME!"

And as usual, Hobbes greeted him with his traditional pounce on Calvin.

"I really need to get you a shock collar so you'll stop pouncing me everyday." Calvin grumbled as he got up and went inside.

"Ah, your just a sissy." Hobbes remarked as he followed Calvin.

"Calvin, what happened to you?" Calvin's Mom asked to Calvin.

"What happens everyday when I come home, tiger brain pouncing on me." Calvin said annoyed.

"Well you better get in the bath now anyway, since your father will need to take one when he gets home because-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Calvin yelled as he ran upstairs.

"That didn't take him too long to figure out Rosalyn was coming to babysit." Calvin's Mom said rolling her eyes.


"What am I going to do Hobbes?!" Calvin asked as he took his bath.

"I don't know, do nothing to make her mad, and then it should be a peaceful night." Hobbes said.

"Do you not know how stupid you sound right now?"

"What? Suggesting not doing anything is stupid to you?"

"Yes furball, I don't admit defeat."

Then, Calvin thought of something.

"Hobbes, I have a great idea, we'll chase Rosalyn into the basement, then we'll tie her up and lock the basement door, and then we'll have the night of our lives!" Calvin said excitedly.

"Hmm, that's not a bad idea, I'm in!" Hobbes said excited.

Calvin laughed and grinned evilly, "Tonight, the ultimate revenge of the babysat!"