I'm sorry, I was watching Jackie Chan when I realized that there were like NO mentions of my fave pairing on fanfiction…so I made one, might make some more. I warn you to get this you must have seen, Tale of the Demon Tail/Demon in Di-Skies ((Season 2 episode 9-also everything after she said "so long Seymour" didn't happen)), Queen of the Shadowkhan ((Season 2 episode 6)), Attack of the J-clones ((Season 3 episode 17)), and The eighth door ((season 2 episode 11)). Now could you bear with me and pretend they all happened in that order? Add the correct shows in between if you want but, those have to stay in that order. Thanks, if you haven't seen any you can find them on YouTube. This is during 'The eighth door' right after the demons infiltrated the mirror to talk to Shendu and he told them about his 'spell book'. Ok. Thanks

Jade sat up on the shoulder of the large Po Kong, after scratching her back twice she was now sure that the woman didn't know she was there. Shendu disappeared with his body and turned the mirror the opposite way, covering it with a sheet and going off to probably help his minion. A small moment later the cover was pulled back off and a young Mexican boy was at the mirror, looking in with pure concentration, a young woman was next to him, staring and looking.

"PACHO, VIPER" She yelled, jumping off of her shelter and into zero gravity, she landed on the stone next to the mirror and ran to talk to her friends. The Demons all hissed or growled when they saw her, they seemed to remember her, even with only the few moments or brief glances they had of her. They didn't attack-already she was too close to the mirror, and destroying it would snap their connection with Shendu, they didn't want that. "You don't know how happy I am to see you" She called, inches away from the mirror, but not touching it

"Oh Señorita Yede, I am happy to see you as well, I need you to touch the glass, I can help you if you do Jade" The boy smiled as he went to the mirror. Jade stopped in her tracks, and then stared for a moment. Her hands hovered a millimeter away from the glass. Jade's eyes narrowed for a moment, Pacho couldn't pronounce her name, nor were his eyes one green, the other red.

"Viper, its clone Pacho!" She informed. He smiled sheepishly and nodded, the Viper giggled. She was a clone to!!

"I thought I was getting better with my accent, oh well" He smiled again, before looking behind him at something, clone Viper looked too

"You both talk too much, if she gets much louder, they'll find us." clone Viper moved slightly, waiting for a response, her voice was off, to high. Her height was also off; she was so short. Jade mentally cursed herself, how didn't she notice that before she basically told the demons she was there?

"Señorita Jade if you would just put your hand on the glass for a moment" He stopped when Jade pulled her hand away, she didn't trust him. He looked behind him and nodded. He smiled at her again before stepping back a few steps. Clone Jade took his place, her orange hoodie pulled over her head, her eyes flashing dangerously

"Hey me" The voice called from under the hood. "I have a business proposition for you. Look, um…we clones are stuck in section thirteen until we're 'figured out' then their probably going to destroy us. That will only take about a year, but I just pretty please want to be you for a year…come on one year, what could it hurt?" Jade thought about it for a moment.

"You'll get me out in one year?" Jade asked considering it. Clone Jade nodded

"Maybe even sooner-depending on…variables and junk, like let's say, you getting out on your own or something"

"And how am I supposed to get out by myself…come to think about it, how will I survive a year with a bunch of demons?!" Jade finally realized why she was so upset with the idea plan; it was missing a crucial step. Clone Jade smiled wider, the hood moving slightly to show that her hair had gotten longer

"I've got that part all figured out" The way she said it made Jade feel just a bit off. The clone continued "You can put something in between the mirror, for example; if I wanted to let you feel something them I would press it to the mirror and then you could feel it, I have a er…talisman, I just need a you to put your hand to the glass to get it on…er through, come on" Jade took a step back, why did she not trust her once evil clone? Jade thought for a bit, weighing the options

"No way dude" Jade said, determined. Clone Jade smirked

"I'm afraid I can't let you say no…I have ways of making you see it my way" She reached into her backpack and pulled out a small blue book. Her eyes narrowed as the real Jade's widened. The clone looked through the book, reading a few things to herself, she stopped and one entry and grinned maliciously "Last chance". The real Jade growled at her, the clone smirked and cleared her throat before starting to read dramatically "Dear diary, Tomorrow I will be doing the craziest thing imaginable" Jade gasped, she recognized this entry; she spared a quick glance at Hsi Wu, he didn't look like he was listening, just angry that she was there. Clone Jade continued "I'm going to ask Seymour to the school dance that's on Friday. Seymour is the kindest, sweetest, most wonderful, per" Jade placed her palm on the mirror. Clone Jade smiled and pressed a damp paper to the glass. "See—I always get what I want"

"Only you would be SO incredibly mean as to read off the page about the demon, when he's sitting right there!!!" Jade growled at her mirror image. Clone Jade widened her eyes.

"You liked a demon?" She sounded surprised "I only read this one because your still wearing the necklace, and the other half is taped on the book" Jade's eyes widened as she motioned for the clone to stop, Clone Jade didn't seem to notice, because she turned the book anyway, allowing everybody to see the broken necklace taped to the top of the diary.

"Give me MY DIARY" Jade screamed at the top of her lungs. Clone Viper looked behind her franticly

"Keep the kid quiet" Viper demanded, in a hushed whisper. Clone Jade pushed the book through the mirror—portal, to small and week for anything living to go through. The diary flew to far; Jade was only happy that it was away from the clone, She was grumbling under her breath about evil stupid magic clones. Clone Viper walked up to the mirror and looked at Jade critically Clone Jade moved to the side; still holding the cloth to her hand through the mirror. "I don't know why they sprung us to do this to you, but, they have the stabilizing potion we need" Clone Viper growled, the high voice near squeaking in irritation. Jade's eyes widened, before she could ask Shadowkhan appeared out of nowhere, each holding a blue potion. Before clone Viper could reach for it their bodies started to glow a strange shade of dark red. Within a moment they were all different. Clone Viper was a mere teenager, her hair in a ponytail with a pink bow, her jumpsuit a baby blue dress with matching sweater and purse, Mary Jane shoes on her feet. Clone Pacho's hair was a sort of beige color; his skin was green and his red eye purple even though his outfit hadn't changed at all. Clone Jade was also a teenager; she now had a backwards blue baseball cap, an orange denim jacket, her pants actually hit her foot and her sneakers were falling apart. She had grown a lot in a short time, now at least a foot taller; her already longer hair was mostly in a ponytail through the bottom, the only proof she was still supposed to be Jade was the color scheme and the bangs. There were strangled cries of surprise from beyond the mirror.

"W-O-W" Jade dragged the word out into three syllables. The demons behind her widened their eyes.

"Dudes, two four six eight we need that potion, it can't wait" Clone Viper snarled out, sounding like a typical valley girl cheerleader. The Shadowkhan took one look at Jade with the cloth on her hand, then nodded and handed the potion to clone Viper

"Not Again" Clone jade complained, running her hands angrily through her bang. Clone Viper took the potion and distributed it, to the three and also three to clones not in front of the mirror. Upon drinking the potion they reverted back to who they were supposed to look like. "Now you see why we lied, well?" Jade rolled her eyes at the clone

"Firstly, you could have just asked, and secondly why don't you want to get older? I've been trying to find spells to do that; your crazy, shrinking back down" Jade explained to her doppelganger. Clone Jade opened her mouth to explain, but thought better of it, and closed her mouth; rolling her eyes as she did so. Clone Jade removed the cloth and Jade's skin turned blue as her eyes turned red. It was only for a split second, one so small that when Jade put her hand to her face to see what had been done, nothing was different. Jade held up her bare hand to the light from the mirror, trying to find a difference. Nothing caught her eye; however the special demon eyes in the void caught the tattoo that hadn't been there before, the same tattoo that was on the last copy of the demon archives—now the one inside the netherworld. "I'm…O.k.? weird" before Jade could ask her clone anything clone Pacho put the sheet back over the mirror, forcing the portal to disappear. Hsi Wu flew at her, picking her up in one hand and holding her there, he used the other hand to grab the discarded diary.

"Let's get you out of the way, shall we?" He asked as he flew up. Po Kong, Tchang Zu, and Tso Lan were all shouting something at him, but he ignored them and calmly flew Jade up to a high and secluded rock, Jade screaming all the way. Jade didn't notice that he was getting smaller, that he had to transfer her from one hand till she was being held by her arms in his hands, then when he had to wrap his arms around her; she was struggling too much to realize when his rough skin became cloth. He landed on a rock far too high for anybody without wings to ever even see let alone reach. "Please stop screaming, it's giving me a headache" He said from behind her, his voice was different, but familiar. Jade turned and gasped, 'Seymour Wu-Jahossits' was standing in front of her…granted with wings and talons, but the goal had been achieved; she had a familiar face.

"Why are you…in that body, why'd you take me here" She looked around for a way off when Hsi Wu answered, still in his human voice

"You're safer up here; it'll take me less time to fly up and grab you then it will for one of them to use their powers to find you and do…well, you can imagine. As for why I'm in this body, I figured you'd want a familiar face to talk to." He shrugged slightly, the wings falling back into his back. He retracted his talons and the human illusion was complete. He took the diary out of his bag. "Person ever! We're like yin and yang, good and bad, left and right" He continued reading, stopping only when Jade attacked him.

"GIVE ME THAT" She yelled as she lunged at him, bent on getting the book back. He held her off with his and ducked her swings.

"Now, now, what's the magic word? You wouldn't want your uncles to think you're less polite then a demon would you?" As if to emphasize his point his tail grew back, he tapped her on the shoulder with it and used the distraction to grab her from behind in a binding hug.

"Hey, no fair" She protested, he laughed, She resigned herself to sighing…not that she'd ever admit it but, she loved his laugh, she missed it. "Why are you helping me?" She asked in a distracted manner, mostly to keep her mind away from the laugh of her would be best friend. He seemed genuinely surprised by the question
"That's what friends do, remember?" He asked back with a smile. Jade's eyes widened, he continued "We are still friends…right?" Jade nodded hesitantly. "Good, 'cause I missed you" He admitted with a smile. Jade smiled back—Hsi Wu was her friend.

"You know Shendu's lying, right—only one of you can go through the portal." Hsi Wu nodded

"And you have to get back to our family" He relented sadly. That sat in silence for a moment, sad, then out of nowhere the stories started; fantastic tales on both sides of their adventures. Neither 'child' noticed Tso Lan bringing them down slowly but surely. Bai Tza was the first one to see them and used her water powers to approach them. She got a strange look on her face and motioned for her siblings to stay quiet, they listened, and then they heard a sound that was near alien to them

"And then Tohru asks him to say it again, and while he does he totally kicks his butt!!" At this moment both of them burst into laughter.

"Yeah, well that's nothing when we were upside Po Kong was hungry, so she ordered some villagers to make her a feast out of the sheep, that was her favorite food at the time. Anyways she was eating her stew, and she didn't realize that they only sheared the sheep until she saw them walking around." Both of them burst into laughter again. Po Kong did her equivalent to blushing and Xiao Fung chucked quietly

"Well this one time Jackie was sleepwalking and Uncle found him, so Uncle says too Jackie 'You break my antiques when you sleepwalk' and them when Jackie says he doesn't sleepwalk Uncle starts yelling at him for breaking the antiques for fun" By this time they were surrounded, the kids were still laughing. Hsi Wu opened his mouth to tell a story, when he looked up and saw his siblings.

"Sorry Jade" He grabbed her with one hand and started to re-grow his wings.

"WAIT" Dai Gui was the one that spoke. "Let's hear another story" He asked as Hsi Wu landed uncertainly.

Tso Lan "Such a sweet child, we won't kill you…we won't allow you to leave, we just won't kill you. One of us must leave you realize. Jade thought quickly.

"What's keeping you all from going through the portal anyway?" She asked "I thought it was just that it was only open long enough to let one of you out, but there must be a spell or something?" Hsi Wu shook his head. Jade looked confused, but then smiled "So why don't you hold it open so that you can all get through and then let me out if it works? Hsi Wu opened his mouth to explain why that wouldn't work, but had to close it…that was a good idea. Tso Lan looked confused as well.

"We never thought of that" Bai Tza told the girl sheepishly. "But the chi wizard will never allow for us to leave." She pointed out. Jade thought for a moment before Hsi Wu caught her eye.

"You're right, Uncle will never let demons leave" She grabbed Hsi Wu "But he may let more 'humans' leave." She grinned, happy at her quick thinking. The demons all looked at each other, Jade continued "And Hsi Wu already has a human name and everything" Bai Tza looked at her brother, one eyebrow raised.

"Seymour…Wu-Jahossits" He allowed, scratching his head; a human habit he'd picked up sometime during the week he'd been in the real world.

"First name, fine, last name HAS to go" Tso Lan said calmly. Hsi Wu growled

"Come on, let's go to the portal, then me and Hsi Wu can teach you to be human" Jade said, holding his shoulder, not doing anything but providing support. "He's really good at it, not even Jackie could tell." Hsi Wu smiled at her attempt to stop his siblings.

"Hsi Wu, take her there first…the chi wizard will want to see her, then come back here, understood?" Bai Tza ordered Hsi Wu nodded; he took Jade and flew away, returning moments later. "Did anyone else see the symbol on the girl's hand?" She asked once her brother was back. They all nodded

"So she is queen of the Shadowkahn, what's the big deal?" Tchang Zu asked, not prepared for the near drowning

"So!! She can help us to attain total world conquest that much easier!! She could do it on her own if she wanted to, the tattoo will corrupt her; we just have to make sure she is corrupted in our favor. If the Chi Wizard get's his hands on her he may realize that he can corrupt the tattoo into removing evil chi and destroying us forever. Hsi Wu has the right idea, we befriend her, demons being to close will slow the process, and we will be able to influence her." Bai Tza explained

The portal opened and Shendu was thrown back in.

"Every demon for themselves" He proclaimed, he was then confused as his siblings only held the door, not going through, and even more confused by the fact that they were in their human forms.

"We have to help him too" Jade clarified when they all stared at her as if to ask if they had to. Tso Lan grumbled, but used his gravity powers to propel Shendu through the portal first. The door now tried even harder to close but they held it. They left in the exact order they were freed by the box. Hsi Wu and Bai Tza stayed behind to make sure Jade got through, then Hsi Wu left; Bai Tza was almost left inside. Once outside Jade was instantly picked up by Jackie and Toruh.

"Well, now that you understand our story—we thank you much for allowing us out" Po Kong's human form of a plump but elderly woman had been chosen to explain to Uncle the story of the 'humans'. Uncle nodded, apparently buying the story, whatever it had been. Po Kong smiled at Uncle broadly and turned to leave.

"Well Jade, It was nice meeting you, I think I'll be going to your school so; I guess I'll see you around" Hsi Wu played his part for if anyone wondered why he was suddenly around again. Uncle snapped up at the voice

"TTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POLITE DEMON CHILD" Uncle screamed, puffer fish in hand he waved it over them, saying the incantation. They all glowed from the spell. "MANY demons, Uncle must use proper chi spells to make sure they are ALL put back, Jade, do you realize what you have done! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Geez Uncle, calm down—the demons are cool. We talked it out and they promised if I helped them all get out then they'd be good" Jade smiled, a bit guiltily at the implications of what she'd done fully hit her. Uncle went on another one of his tangents. Jackie fainted; Toruh held him up and started to fan him. Jackie woke up about three minutes later; he took one long look at the demons in front of him and started murmuring 'bad day' to himself again. Jade got a sudden look as she realized where she was. "OH Jackie can we go?!" Jackie looked at her like she was insane, he opened his mouth to say something but Jade stopped him. "I know I'm grounded, I'll have no T.V. or game station ((IDK)) for a month and I'll actually stay home the next time you go out to fight evil but I was just in the netherworld for a whole week can I start being grounded tomorrow please?" She punctuated the please with an innocent smile and batted her eyes. Jackie sighed, his niece would be the death of him, and he knew it. He gave her a small smile—all she needed because she grabbed Hsi Wu and pulled him with her through the gate to moose world telling him how much he'd love it. Jackie sighed again and looked up at the demons in front of him; the six seemed harmless enough for now.

"Uncle" He started to ask when Uncle poked him, harshly

"QQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Uncle must do research" Uncle looked at the six s well, then back to where Hsi Wu was with Jade "A lot of Research, Come Apprentice"