THE FOLLOWING IS A FANFIC BY MY BTOTHER RYAN. HE'S ONLY 12, SO BE KIND. IT IS VERY FUNNY. SO READ / REVIEW.

- NAPPA

CHAPTER 1

The Surprise

Most people would think that switching some ones vanishing cream with paint would be funny, but not the Weasly twins, well they probably would but that's not the point. Well the Weasly twins aren't most people, in fact they were wizards, not just that, they are the founders of Weasly Wizard Wheezes. As the founders of Weasly Wizard Wheezes things like switching vanishing cream with paint is mere child's play, why it would be an insult the name Gred And Feorge, oops sorry Fred and George, to do such a simple prank. No they would have to make it big, well big enough so people would remember. Today as it happened to be July 1st their older brother Percy's birthday, and they wanted to do something special for him he'll never forget (or forgive for that matter).

July 1st started out okay. Percy, who spent two weeks on a romantic ski trip in Austria with who else but Penelope Clearwater, would return that day.

"Mum why can't he stay in Austria," Ron groaned to his mum," I'm sick of him cryin' like a baby, its pathetic. A grown wizard cryin' over his ex-boss, real…"He got interrupted by his mother.

"Really, how interesting," seeing that his mother focused her interest on a pair of sniggering Weasly twins, in the corner of the lounge, he went over to complain to Ginny.

"I hope your not planning another prank, you know upset your brother is." Mrs. Weasly said even though she knew that would just give her two sons a even better motivation to do what ever their planning.

"Okay mum we won't do any thing bad to our dear old brother Percy, whom we have the highest respect for," the twins said in unison, also in unison the twins gave their trade mark 'GRIN' which usually meant watch your food they might have spiked it. Mrs. Weasly tried to ignore the 'GRIN', but it is one hard thing to ignore. Just yesterday they gave the 'GRIN' an hour later Ron was an exact duplicate of Pigwedgeon, he still swears that Pigwegeon was trying to come onto him, the twins were disappointed at this because the tablet Ron was given was meant to turn him into a pig not Pig.

"Mum look!" Ginny was pointing at the fireplace, where the flames were turning green. A tall man stepped out. He had freckles and bright red hair, the Weasly trademark, it was Percy.

" Hey every one I have good news," Percy said in a very exited voice," Penelope and I are eng…" Percy was cut short by the humming of a dung beetle on his nose. It was crawling around his face, the humming was getting louder. The beetle was flashing red faster and faster then SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy along with half the lounge was covered in dung, including the portrait of great aunt Merideth, who was wiping the dung off her face, also the fire place, and Mrs.Weasly,who was scowling.

Out of the fireplace came Penelope Clearwater covered in dung, with tears on her face she ran up the stairs. Noticing that Percy was kind of busy, trying to strangle the twins and all, to comfort Penelope, Ginny ran up stairs after Penelope with a box of tissues.

" Cheer up Penelope, its just dung, you can get it off in no time with some 'DUNG-BE-GONE'." Ginny said.pointing at a corner of the bathroom that was labeled 'In case of Fred or George'

"No its not that, Im cryin cuz Im happy." Penelope said.

"What cuz u got dung on you?" Ginny said giving a grin.

"No, Percy and I are getting married." She said giving a chuckle.

Downstairs Percy was chasing the twins around the room.

" The Dung Beetle Beacon worked perfectly Fred." George said running like mad from Percy.

"No.182nd Weasly Wheezes product not including the 20 that accidentally blew up." Fred said grasping for breath.

Ginny came down to see the mayhem, how could they be fighting at a time like this,

" Hey every one listen, helloooo!!!!." Nothing worked, Percy and Mrs.Weasly were trying to strangle the twins, so she thought for a moment and then looked like a light bulb lit up in her head. She took a deep breath and shrieked. Boy was it loud. In the woods near-by, birds flew off, the normally bustling gnomes all jumped into their holes, and the Weasly mayhem stopped, every one looked up at the landing.

" Penelope has somethin to say, Penelope!" Ginny said shoving Penelope into the lounge.

"Well as every one knows Percy and I have been seein' each other for a long time. During the trip we realised we love each other so much, that we decided to get married." Every Weasly member's jaws dropped jaws dropped, even Percy's.