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Co-written with Kinomoto-san and Mew Mew Orange

MMO-Welcome to our story!!!

Kino-We took turns writing paragraphs of it, and this is the outcome.

MMO- but we only got to see the bottom line of the paragraph above

Kino- Enjoy!

THE AMAZINGNESS

Once upon a time in the SSBM house hold something very very very very very berry cherry happened.

"Marth! Marth! Marth!" yell Roy and Young Link as they ran down the hall.

"What? What? What?!" Marth yelled back seeming very pissed off.

"He! He! He!" the boy yelled together.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!?" Marth screamed.

Roy and Young Link looked at each other calmly and said at the same time, "Link died."

"What?!"

Zelda and Kirby came from around the corner holding a "dead" Link.

DK just happened to be standing there. "OHMIGAWD!" he screeched in a really girly voice. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO LINK?!"

Zelda and Kirby just glanced at each other, ignored him, and then continued to waltz into the kitchen. When they reached it, Peach was there, baking pumpkin and banana cookies. When she saw she "dead" Link, she also screeched loudly and pointed, but, unlike DK, Peach was speechless.

The oven beeped, signifying the complete baking of the cookies. Peach immediately dashed to retrieve them and look away from the filth in her kitchen.

When the stench of cookies reached Nana and Popo's noses in the next room, they couldn't help but come to meet Peach in the kitchen and see what she made.

"Oh my God!" yelled Peach as Nana and Popo entered the kitchen, "You scared me!!"

"How all we did was walk in?" said Nana.

"I don't know? but hey you want a cookie?" Peach held up a tray of what looked like barf or some other yucky stuff.

"I think we'll past?" said Popo and they ran out. As they walked down the hall together Popo said, "Hey when was the last time you got exercise? You look really fat right now."

"Well that wasn't very nice!" said Nana and she ran off.

Meanwhile, on the roof, Falco was trying to re-teach himself how to fly. He figured that, since he was a bird, he should at least know how to hover or something. Unfortunately, in his days at the Smash Mansion, he had lost and forgotten those former skills. Now he dropped like a rock whenever he even tried.

"Okay… Here I GO!" he shouted to the world as he took a bounding leap of the top of the mansion. And, as expected, fell like a rock.

Good thing Bowser was at the bottom to break his fall. Falco fell on top of Bowser's pointy spikes on his shell. HARD. Thankfully, he survived, but Bowser was pretty ticked off.

"WHATWASTHATFOR,YO?!" the koopa directed at the hopeless birdy angrily. He got no response. Because, you see, Falco was unconscious.

Then Ganondorf (Bowser's good friend) came outside. "Hey, I got those streamers you wanted… WOAH! What happened to Falco?" he was surprised to ask, with a hint of worry.

"I, uh…" Bowser nervously responded, inching slowly away.

"What happened?" asked Peach as she and Mr. Game & Watch came in.

"Um…" Said Bowser, "I'm leaving now! Bye!"

"What was that?" asked Peach.

"Beep click boop bop." said Mr. Game & Watch.

"Ok, I get it now." she said, "Hey lets go poke Kirby!"

Mr. Game & Watch agreed, and together they went to Kirby's room. He was currently watching an all-day Captain Planet marathon. "CAAAPTAAAIN PLAAANET!" Kirby cheered in response to the events in the show, raising his hand(?) up to represent a… whatever it is those characters did.

Peach, making a "shush" sign to Mr. Game & Watch, took out her trusty hookshot that she stole from Link. She quickly let it snap her to the ceiling, then lowered herself just so much that she was right above Kirby's head. With a giggle, she poked him in the side. HARD.

Kirby immediately stopped watching his marathon, put on his evil eyes, then slowly turned toward Peach and roared in her face.

"RRAAAAAAWR!!" he screamed ferociously.

"EEEK!" Peach fell from her hookshot.

"OMG NOEZZZZZZZZZ!" yelled Link who randomly came out of nowhere.

"Hey what am I to you!" yelled Zelda.

Peach fell down, down, down into a black abyss and died… Ok well she didn't die and didn't fall that far. Maybe I should have Mr. Game & Watch explain it to you.

"Beep beep boop bop."

Thank you. Now back to Link and Zelda. Zelda was yelling at link for being all noez sadish for Peach and not caring about her so basically she was beating the crap out of him.

"Why don't you like me any more?" she yelled.

"But I do still like you." Link said as best he could due to his bloody nose and swollen cheek, "I just did it at random cause I was bored."

"Oh… Okay!" so arm and arm Zelda and Link walked away all happy floaty like.

"Uh…" Popo said.

"Uhh…."Ganondorf said.

"Uhhh…." Pikachu said.

"Uuuuuhhhhh……" everyone else said.

Then everyone just started confessing their love to eachother. "Mario, I love you!" said Peach. Mario said in his Italian accent something along the lines of, "I know," and the two went to enjoy a happy sunny day spa.

"Samus.. you are the only one for me!" Fox declared to Samus.

"Eew!" she squeaked, backing away from him slowly.

"Marth, I-" Roy began, but was cut off by Jigglypuff.

"Marth, you're so hot! Marry me!" the little ball of fluff sang.

Marth just shrugged and said, "Sure, why not," and walked off with her. Roy was left in the dust.

Soon, everyone was off in some beautiful lovey-dovey paradise enjoying their togetherness. Except for Dr. Mario. He was in love with his medical equipment. Unfortunately, his equipment didn't love him back.

So Dr. Mario devised a plan. If he couldn't have love, then no one should! Everyone's love must be DESTROYED! He cackled evilly and went down to his lab to begin his terror.

But only a minute or so later, he mixed two chemicals together that shouldn't have been mixed together. BOOM! went to chemicals as they exploded.

Then everyone died.

THE END!

Kino: can you tell who wrote what?

MMO: I hope you can cause I don't feel like explaining it right now.

Kino: Well, good luck, readers. If you care to read this, please review!