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Waking Up

Chapter I – Boring and Long

Hey, this is my first NaruHina fic, so if you flame me, I'LL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT.

-sincerely, TheBluDevil

Naruto walked towards his house after a boring long day of boring long exercises and boring long speeches about boring long stuff that no boring long people care about. His day couldn't get any more boring.

"This day can't get any more boring."

See? Naruto agrees with me. Anyway, He was headed for his house, and as he rounded the corner... BAM! Nothing happened. What a big, boring (maybe long) surprise. As he opened the door, he heared laughing behind him. He looked back to see Tenten, Ino, Sakura, and Hinata, all returning from the mall.Neji was carrying Tenten's stuff, Sasuke was holding Sakura's, Shikamaru Ino's, and...Hinata was carrying her own stuff. He just chuckled and began fiddling with his keys.

"Hinata, seriously, you should get a boy to carry your stuff FOR you."

"Uh...thats ok Ino, I don't mind. It's actually good exercise."

"What? You only got like three bags of stuff, I personally got like twelve, and I'm not carrying a sinlge one."

"Well...uh...I don't need someone to carry three bags."

"Wait, there's Naruto ask him if he wants to carry your stuff. Who knows, maybe you two could hit it off."

Hinata turned a bright crimson. (in a low whisper) "how did you know i...uh...like...him?"

"It's SOOOOOO obvious, all you ever do is look at him, and if he looks back, you light up like one of Anko's cigarettes."

"well...I..uh...um..."

"HEY NARUTO!" At this he turned to face the demonic blonde who now stared at him. "CARRY HINATA'S STUFF YOU LAZY BUM" He let out a sigh.

"This is gonna be a boring long end to a boring long day."

He walked up, and took the bags from Hinata.

"Um...thanks...uh...Naruto-kun"

"Ah hey, no problem, i guess it won't be TOO bad..."

"Shut it Naruto, the bag boys aren't allowed to talk." Sakura announced

"So, here's my stop, I'll see you girls tomorrow." Tenten looked at Neji. "As for you... come inside, your going to help me put everything away." At that Neji let out a whimper, and Tenten walked towards the door, grinning.

Sakura looked at Sasuke. "You don't have to help me put all my stuff away." He sighed. "You're going to do it by yourself." Sasuke moaned and just slowly walked towards the door.

"I gues I'll see y'all tomorrows. Shikamaru, take that stuff to my room and start without me. I have to talk to Sakura while Sasuke puts her stuff away." Shikamaru began to walk to the door and turned to Naruto.

"Lucky you, Hinata probably won't even want to make you come inside, let alone put crap away. Geez, so troublesome."

Naruto sighed in relief.

Naruto and Hinata approached the front gate of the Hyuga manor. They both stopped and looked at each other.

Naruto opened the gate and offered to let Hinata through. As she went through, Naruto walked in and closed it behind him.

"Oh...uh...Naruto-kun...you don't need to help me."

"Ah, that's ok. I don't mind helping out. It couldn't be more boring than my day so far."

"Um..well...ok then...i guess."

Naruto walked towards the front door and Hinata quickly jumped in front of him and opened the door for him. He just nodded and walked in, looking around the enormous mansion.

"WOW! THIS PLACE IS HUGE!"

"yeah...um...my room is...um...this way...Naruto-kun."

"Hmm? Oh, ok."

He walked off behind her, following her through the large building. They rounded many corners, climbed many stairs, opened many doors, and finally, with their destination in sight, it seemed that they would be there soon, however, they...well...they did...hmmm...guess I got a little over dramatic there...

Hinata walked in to her room and sat on the bed. Naruto walked in close behind, and sat everything on the other end of the bed. He began taking the boxes out of their bags, and immediately, Hinata began to open them and put them away. Naruto finished with the bags, so he decided to start putting stuff away. He opened up one box and the was a dark purple coat.

"Um...where's this go?"

"uh...um..in..the closet."

"oh...ok."

He put it in and opened another box. This time it was a matching pair of dark purple pants.

"And this?"

"um...that drawer over there."

"ok"

He put that in, and went for yet another box. It was a light pink box. He opened it and saw a bunch of paper covering it up. He began to pull it back and picked up the piece of clothing. He held it in front of him and it was as if the gods of embarrassment had kicked them both in the shin at once.

Hinata looked at Naruto, who was, at the moment, holding a bright pink bra, with cups twice as large as he would have thought they should be. Attached to them were a tiny pair of matching panties, barely large enough to cover anything at all.

As if in unison, both their faces turned a dark red. And as if they weren't embarrassed enough, at that very moment, Neji Hyuga walked by.

"Hey Hinata, I'm ba...OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL"S GOING ON!?!"

Naruto and Hinata looked at each other. Hinata eyes turned all white. Her body fell back onto the bed.

Naruto looked at Neji and blood rocketed out of his nose all over the carpet. He grabbed two tissues and jumped out the window.

He went straight home and just layed in bed. The only thing that he could think about was her wearing that bra and those panties. He tried to ignore it but suddenly he imagined her taking her bra and panties OFF. At this he blushed, and felt a bulge forming in his pants.

Meanwhile, Hinata woke up in her bed with Neji standing over her. Her face was still a deep red.

"Neji...I..uh"

"It's ok Hinata, just get some rest."

"um...o...ok"

With that, Neji left the room, closing the door behind him, and Hinata fell asleep, dreaming that Naruto was removing her bra and panties...

so that's chapter one. Hoped you liked it. If not, well, read a different god damn story you son of a bitch...so thanks for reading - TheBluDevil