Disclaimer: I don't own the song "Happy Birthday." I guess that's the only thing I have to "disclaim."
A/N: So, yeah. I got a review that was quite…rude, and this happened. Sung to the tune of (What else?) Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Flamer,
Happy Birthday to you!
You didn't have to
read it, now, did you?
And if you didn't like it,
why did you review?
I guess you might think
it would make my heart sink
to read you didn't like it,
but I didn't even blink!
I am not rude,
so despite your 'tude,
I'll say so politely:
Happy Birthday to You!
A/N: So, what do you think? I (obviously) don't mind flames.