AN: I haven't done this in a while so I thought I'd give it a try. If I ever want to get to 101 I'll have to, after all.
Caitlyn, Shane, Nate,Jason. Got it?
I make them good girls go bad…
"Damn it Shane…why did I ever let you choose your own ring tone?"
I make them good girls go bad…
"Blackberry, here boy. I promise I won't throw you at the wall like last time he called."
I make them good girls go BAD!
"Ahaha!"
CLICK.
"Stop calling me, and tell me what you changed the password on my phone to."
"Uh, no. Besides, I only called you to tell you that Nate wants to tell you something."
"Then tell Nate to call me, I actually like him."
"And how serious are you about that?"
"Um…my boyfriend, pretty serious…why?"
"Oh no reason, he just wants to ask you a question."
"Uh, okay."
"Is that your answer?"
"No, Shane, it's not. I haven't even heard the question yet."
"Oh…you want to hear him ask first?"
"Are you on something again?"
"Hey Nate! I called Caity for you!"
"Stop calling me that!"
Shuffling sounds.
"Hey."
"What was Shane babbling about?"
"I don't know, I was in the bathroom."
"LIAR!"
"Shut up Shane."
…
"So…um…why are you calling?"
"Just to tell you…I miss you."
"Just do it!"
"Shane!"
…
"What's going on?"
"Nothing, I love you. I've gotta…SHANE!"
"Hi Caity! Nate is-"
"You douche! Give me back my phone!"
"No! You had your chance! You told me I could ask her if you chickened out."
"I did not chicken out…I just delayed it. Until a later date…in a place…that isn't here."
"Huh…all I'm hearing is buck, buck, buck!"
"I am not a chicken! You're a chicken! I don't see you even thinking about asking Mitchie."
"Guys, can't we all just get along? Who wants a group hug?"
"Shut up, Jason!"
"Shut up, Jason!"
"Why do you guys have to be so mean? Ella always wants a hug-"
"Did Ella ever make you a birdhouse?"
"…No…"
"Didn't think so."
"Caitlyn! I'm so sorry-"
"NO! Nathaniel James Black, give me the phone back!"
…
"NOW!"
"Caitlyn, I'm sorry about-OW! Shane, what the hell? Get off of me!"
"Give me my-"
-Dial Tone-
"Um…what just happened?"
-FIVE MINUTES LATER-
Music's in my soul…
Click.
"If you aren't at least a mile away from Shane I'm hanging up."
"I'm locked in my closet."
"I guess that counts."
"There's a spider in here."
"I can't squish it from here, Natie."
"I was thinking, what if you could?"
"I'd be magic?"
"I mean, what if you could be here all the time to squish spiders?"
"Are you asking me to move in with you?"
"…Uh…Yes. Will you m…move in with me?"
"When?"
"Today?"
"Uh, Nate, I have a lot of stuff. I don't think-"
"Right, well at least bring what you need and start sleeping here."
"Can we stay up all night and eat cookie dough out of the tube and paint each others toes and talk about boys?"
"Yeah, I think Shane will be willing to do that as long as you do his hair too."
"I changed my mind."
"Good call."
…
"Hey Caitlyn?"
"Yeah, Nate?"
"Do you love me?"
"You know I do…wow, that was corny."
"Do you ever think about the future?"
"No, I spend all my time studying so I can work at Hooters."
"Don't even joke about that."
"It's not like I have boobs anyways. I think that's a prerequisite to work there. I'll have to settle for the 99."
"And me, I'll give up my life as a fabulous rock star to sell hotdogs at baseball games."
"So long as they're Red Sox games."
"Well, they do play the Yankees sometimes."
"I guess in our future I can't acknowledge you in public."
"…Could you live with it if I sold food at Dodgers games?"
"I think so. Since I will be living with you after all."
"…Yeah…living together…"
"Are you sure you want to do that?"
"Of course, I asked you didn't I?"
"Okay, you just sound kind of upset."
"Oh, I was just thinking about how we're going to manage you and Shane living under the same roof."
"Kick him out?"
"He'll be happy to have an excuse to be at Mitchie's, won't he?"
…
"Caitlyn, you there?"
"…Yeah, I was just thinking…"
"Oh no, I'm going to lose all my closets to your shoes, aren't I?"
"Maybe…but…"
…
"What?"
"Nathaniel James Black, will you marry me?"
"Damn it."
"Is that a no?"
"Yes, Caitlyn Amanda Black, I will."
…
"Even if I owe Shane 50 bucks because of you."
"I love you, Natie."
"I love you too, Caitlyn Black."
"Who says I'm taking your name?"
"I don't want to be Nate Gellar."
VIBRATE.
"Hold on, Mr. Gellar. I have a call waiting."
Click.
"CAITY! Guess what?"
Snicker.
"We're going to be related now!"
"…Groan…"
…
"Hey wait! You never made me a birdhouse!"
"But neither did Ella."
"You're right! ...how rude of her."
AN: Major crackfic? Yes. I figured I was due though. I've never written one before. This is for +Proposal. It was actually the first one I randomly selected from my list but it seemed so cheesy to do first so I saved it.
Oh, BTW, I'm going on a trip as of normal waking time this morning. So I won't be posting for the next week or so. That's all.