'Sup people? :D I got the inspiration for this double-voiced poem from English because we are talking about poetry. This poem is to be read by two people. The left side is one person and the right side is the other person. Now, the ones that are underlined are to be read at the same time. So...enjoy!

I don't own Phineas and Ferb.


I am the bad guy

Good guy.

I make my evil plans

I fight his evil schemes

I wear my fedora

Lab coat,

And slouch and laugh

And roll my eyes

And think about how much fun this is

Wondering why

Never failing to realize

Why my plans won't work Why his plans won't work

Is it because of the word –inator?

No, it's because Doof is Doof.

I'll never stop

Building

Battling

Repairing

Sighing

Trapping Escaping

Being me, just

Being evil Fighting evil

From morning

Till noon,

Never complaining about floating on a glider

Or falling off of an exploding building

Always complaining about Perry the Platypus

And his uncanny way of beating me

How does he do it? How do I do it?

Years of training.

I bet he took Kung Fu.

Where does he keep all his tools?

I bet your wondering where I keep my tools!

I bet he has a secret pocket

I have a secret pocket!

It's because he's a Platypus It's because I'm a platypus!

Just because he's a mammal of action

Just because I'm a mammal of action

I get a secret pocket to hide my fedora and tools.

Why do platypi get to be animated better?

I get to be animated like I should be!

Like a mammal of action!

I'm a hunched "doctor" from Germany. What's so great about that?

It's not easy to speak with my accent!

But however I'm animated,

I'll never stop

Exploding

Jumping

Racing

Escaping

And being me

From morning

Till noon.


Tell me whatcha think...:)