Disclaimer: Not mine, all Disney's. Just borrowing them, so please don't sue.
A Blue Stick
Caitie Waite twitched nervously and clutching a tiny plastic stick in her hand. Her husband, Jamie, saw her, and lifted an eyebrow.
"Caitie? What's wrong?"
"Ummm…here." She handed him the plastic stick.
"It's a blue stick."
"It's a positive blue stick."
"Positive…for…what?"
"I'm pregnant."
Jamie hit the floor with a loud thump, out cold.
"Ummm…Jamie?"