Cybernetic Blue Blur: Four Years

Me: Hello everyone! Well here's the sequel to the rewrite of 'Cybernetic Blue Blur.' It focus on Megaman and Lan. Also, due to this trip, Lan left a lot of his BattleChip with Maylu, leaving him with only a few BattleChips. What BattleChips he has left will be revealed as the story goes on. If you want descriptions of the characters, you will need to read the rewrite of 'Cybernetic Blue Blur.'

Shinobi: Also, welcome to the first arc; One Piece Arc. This will take place when the crew is separated, but will exist in an Alternate Universe. Then again, it is already in an AU since the crew isn't part of the Smash Tournament…

Kyuubi: This is a multi-crossover, so GammaTron doesn't own shit.

"Hmm…" an incredibly handsome blond-haired man muttered as he observed a pathway between giant mangroves.

"Duval-sama…Young master Strawhat and his friends certainly are late…" a man on the Thousand Sunny examined, "I wonder if they've been held up by their pursuers…"

"I hear there's a real ruckus by the port," a man added.

"…All the more reason for us to stay alert!! We don't want some idiot running away with this ship in the commotion!" Duval ordered, "Hm?"

He turned to see almost everyone in the Straw Hat Pirates approaching. Chopper limped in Running Point as a heavily bandaged and bleeding Usopp leaned on him. Franky trudged slowly as his normally Elvix/Ace Ventura hairdo drooped while carrying an unconscious Nami and Robin. Zoro grumbled as he dragged Sanji by his leg, both in just shreds of their pants and bleeding heavily.

"Oh my!" Duval gasped, "Hurry! Tend to them!"

"What happened!? Where are Master Strawhat, Master Megaman, and Young Apprentice Lan?" a man asked.

"…We failed them…" Zoro whispered.

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"Haruka…Yuchiro…We failed to protect your son, Lan…" Zoro chuckled, "Damn, we'll be broke for a while…"

Everyone freaked as Zoro finally collapsed from his wounds.

Three days had gone by. Lan, Luffy, and Megaman all snored as they flew through the air, backs facing the water below them. In their sleep, they failed to notice they were approaching land. They made impact, leaving no smoke from it, but a giant paw print. Luffy was the first to awake, yawning. He looked around as the other two woke. The trio were in the center of a giant forest. Nearby, they saw a giant warthog.

"…We're alive……!!" Luffy realized, "And it looks like I'm not just alive 'cause I'm rubber, either…"

"What's with this weird paw-print thing?" Lan asked, "I hope the others made it out while we fought Kuma…"

"……Anyway, we've gotta get back……!!" Megaman declared, "But how…?"

"Oh! Of course…" Luffy dug out a large piece of blank paper from his pocket, "I've got this Vivre Card!!"

"That's great!!" Lan cheered, "We've all got them!! With it, we can get back with the others!!!"

It was then they noticed the giant warthog. They all looked up at its hungry gaze and responded with their own gazes. The warthog paled and began to sweat heavily. (Well...They did go without food or water for three days...)

"Whew, I'm stuffed?!!" Luffy exclaimed with a giant expanded belly while he leaned against a tree, "Ahhh…This really takes me back~~~~~~~"

"How so?" Lan asked as he rubbed his full stomach.

"It's just like that jungle Grandpa threw me into when I was a kid…"

"Your grandfather did what now!!?" Megaman gawked, his eyes popping out at two feet before sweatdropping, "……I don't really want to think about that……"

"Hey! Isn't this a 'Laughing Shroom?'" Luffy pondered as he held up a mushroom with a black-green-yellow head and a white stalk before eating it, "Yeah! This is perfect for times like this!"

He picked two more and gave one to Lan and Megaman. Luffy took a bite of his before Lan and Megaman shrugged and ate a bite of their own. They all paused before dropping their mushrooms. They began to laugh heartily while clapping.

"Now we're having fun!" Luffy laughed before seeing a blue one, "Ooh! There's a weird mushroom growing over here too! Huh? I feel kinda…Angry!! Graaaaaghhh!!!"

Lan and Megaman yelped as they ducked the blast of flames Luffy somehow fired from his mouth. The trio continued to eat the various mushroom. Lan got a Crying Shroom, Megaman a Love Shroom which made him think about his fiancé, and Luffy got another Angry Shroom that made him slug Lan and Megaman upside the heads. After some time, a trio emerged from the foliage.

"Margaret!!" a fat, ugly-faced, scantily-clad in black, white, pink, and gold woman with her brown hair in two tiny ponytails on the sides of her head called as the red snake on her looked at the sight.

A woman looked over at her companion. She was roughly Luffy's height with short blond hair. She was well curved and wore nothing but an animal fur top held together by a yellow band, accenting her breasts, a tiny animal fur skirt fastened by a white cloth, a white cape on her back with gold shoulderpads, her left leg in a zebra-pattern legging, a quiver of arrows, and a sea-green and black stripped snake around her waist that went up to her shoulder.

"What is it, Sweatpea?!" she asked.

"What is this…?" Sweatpea asked.

Margaret looked down at Sweatpea's feet and gasped. Lan, Luffy, and Megaman were all out cold. All three of them had various red and black mushroom growing out of their bodies almost all over their upper body parts.

"…Wh…What on Earth?!! Why, they seem to be human!!" Margaret gasped.

"Somebody from the village?"

"I can't tell…now with all these mushrooms everywhere," Margaret replied before holding up three bitten red and black mushroom, "…It's this!! Look, these mushrooms were lying half-eaten here! The 'Mushrooms-Growing-Out-Of-Your-Body Shroom!' If you eat one of these, then mushrooms grow out of your body!! This is bad!! If we don't do something, the mushrooms will suck out all of their energy…It will be fatal!"

"A race against time…" Sweatpea spoke.

"Aphelandra! We have to take these three back to the village!" Margaret spoke urgently to a semi-giant woman in a blue and gold thong and vest-like bikini top just barely covering her breasts with a giant sword and a blue captain-like hat with white cape as well as long flowing auburn hair.

"Okay!" the woman saluted.

"To the village it is!" Sweatpea exclaimed.

"Oh, dear, what has happened here…?!!"

The trio of women sat in a large structure inside a snake-theme village. Margaret was picking the mushrooms off Megaman as Sweatpea got Luffy and Aphelandra took care of Lan. Outside, many scantily-clad women of various shapes, sizes, and ages watched.

"The mushrooms are everywhere!!"

"Who are these children?"

"Are the poor things alive?"

"They can be removed by hand, so just pluck them all off!"

"It's true! But they leave these little stubs behind, Belladonna…" Margaret complained.

"Those can just be burned off afterwards."

"This certainly are strange ones you've found, Margaret…" one woman in a chair examined.

Once the last of the shrooms were off, they took a step away from the trio. Belladonna lit a match. Everyone paled at what would happen next. She lit two more and tossed them on the trio. Lan, Megaman, and Luffy all screamed as they jumped up and down.

"Ouch! Hot! Hot!"

"I-I-I'm on fire!"

"Put me out!"

"Ouch!"

"Hold on, Belladonna! What are you doing?" Margaret asked.

"This is the only way to keep them from growing back."

"But isn't that a little excessive?" Margaret asked as she pointed at the unconscious trio now smoking from the ceased flames.

"Still, these three girls were covered in injuries before they were covered in mushrooms."

"Really?"

"Yes, like wounds from some terrible battle…We must treat them. I'm sorry, Margaret, but could you go wash them in the river?"

"So it looks like they're not from the village…" Margaret muttered as the trio of women cleaned the trio of males in the river…all without clothes on…with the village women all watching from the shore.

"Yeah…Huh? Look here!" Sweatpea called.

"What's wrong?" Margaret asked.

"What the…?" Aphelandra pondered.

"Hm? Did we miss a mushroom between each of their legs?" Margaret pondered when she brushed against something on Megaman and blew the bubbles off it, "But don't they seem different from the others? They're oddly shaped!"

"Huh? There's something weird under them, too!" Sweatpea realized.

"What did they eat? Sack Shrooms?" Aphelandra pondered.

"Anyway, I guess we better pull them off!" Sweatpea decided as she began to pull on Luffy, "It won't come off! How come?! It's stretching!"

"Hey, what's going on?" a woman on shore asked, "What happened?"

"She says it stretches…"

"What does?!"

"A mushroom!"

"Seriously? Is it a Neat Shroom?"

"That's enough gawking, all of you!" the woman from sitting in the chair earlier ordered, "This isn't a freak show!"

"You're watching too, you know!"

"Look! There seems to be a problem!"

"Still, they're not very well-endowed. They even seem sort of rugged."

"It's no use…" Sweatpea panted, "Aphelandra, you?"

"It shocks me when I try to touch it," she replied.

"Same here," Margaret agreed.

"Nyow then, nyow then…What have we here?" an old woman with a snake for a staff asked as she approached.

"Oh! Elder Nyon! There are mushrooms growing on these three girls that won't come off!" Margaret explained as she showed the elder the trio's areas between their legs, "And the one with blue hair seems to have little bites on the tip of his..."

"So we're deciding whether we should pull it off altogether or burn it off," Aphelandra added.

"Now-now. Wait. Just who are these three? Let's see here…"

She peered down at the bubbles covering the trio of males' lower parts. A sudden wind blew off bits of the bubbles, giving her a clear look. Nyon paled and nearly collapsed were it not for two of the women.

"Oh my! Th…These children…!! Why, they are 'Men!!!' With the blue one already wed or engaged to a woman with last interaction three or four months ago!!!" the elder exclaimed.

"Whaaaaaat?!!" everyone exclaimed.

"These are…are men?!! I've never seen one!!! Let alone three!!!" Margaret exclaimed.

Me: Now before you point finger and accuse me of being a hentai. I should tell you it was Oda-sempai who wrote the Amazon Lily thing and even their outfits…*nosebleeds a little* I'm sure Sanji would be jealous. And just so you know, One Piece Super Fans, I'm doing things differently since this is an Alternate Universe, so I beg of you not to complain or flame.