Why you never walk to Dunkin Donuts with Musa
Hey guys! It's me Bloom. Feragonda sent Me, Musa, and the rest of the Winx Club on a secret mission to earth (without telling us WHY none the less). Right now we are at a High School doing god knows what. Musa happens to be in a lot of my classes (such as Global studies) but on Thursdays my Global class has PE, not Global. Today there was some weird program going on in the gym and for whatever reason we didn't have class, so instead my teacher took my class out to Dunkin Donuts since it's only like 5 blocks away from the school. This is why I am NEVER walking to Dunkin Donuts with Musa ever again! (PS This is a true story- it actually happened!)
She will lose her winter coat and make you help her look for it until the teacher and the rest of the class has already left the building then you just say WHATEVER! And run to catch up with the class who has already left the building
She will yell "STOP in the name of the law!" and when everyone turns around to see what this crazy woman is talking about she will say "My shoelace is untied"
She will walk into a ditch covered in wet leaves
She will walk into a huge obvious pole.
She will stop you and make you wait for her to tie her shoe, then get frustrated and make you do it. (Tiie her shoe, I mean)
She will make you start talking about what kind of movie your life would be if it gets made into one then get you to say that Techna's life would be a documentary. Then you would realize Techna can hear every word your saying due to a small device she created (DON'T EVEN ASK WHAT THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE CALLED), and have you talk into thin air saying "Sorry Techna" until everyone thinks you're nuts.
She will diss your boyfriend (Never mind that she's dating Riven) and then expect you not to get mad but you do get mad and smack her in the arm.
She will try and try to spell Sheryl right but ultimately fail and say that it's really spelled the way she said and that the person with the name is spelling it wrong.
She will forget to bring money and make you pay for her drink and her donut.
On the way back she will walk into the SAME DITCH she walked into on the way there.
She will make fun of you for drinking so slowly.
And those are the eleven reasons why you never walk to Dunkin Donuts with Musa. EVER! DON'T I MEAN IT!