I don't own the loonatics unleashed or looney tunes but i do own the other characters
Chapter 1
moving out
It was peaceful ,quiet day in acmetroplis.
The loonatics had just nearly finished packing all their stuff so they could move to the suburbs
Ace bunny was sorting out his room Lexi was putting her music cds in some boxes
Slam Tasmanian was buying what he called emergency pizza ,rev the road runner was covering his old friends shift which made cookie very happy
"Pay us triple if we deliver it to you within one second but we pay you double if we don't", ace heard cookie on his tv
"Very sly." Ace said to him self
He then all of sudden "ahhhh!" He heard a scream and something fall
"Lex!"
"Hey ace" the female anthro said as she jumped out of a huge cupboard full of cds and mp3s
"Why an earth do you have all these"
Lexi just giggled
"I like my music"
Ace just stood in shook
"Hey guys i could use a little help here" tech coyote burst out
"What's up tech"
"I need help moving my inventions" he said
"Tech you know that there is no evil freaks at home you know Year 2013 " laughed lexi
"Yes i know but its just incase"
Meanwhile...
"Slam where are you going?"
"To get some pizza." " no slam we aren't getting anymore pizza we have got to get to hq in 5..."before danger could finish his sentence slam rushed into the fast food restaurant
"three pizzas, six chicken wraps and nineteen double and single cheese burgers please...actually i will have six of everything"
"Eating in or taking out?" Asked the beautiful cashier she had blues and black hair and was quite tall
"Talking out."slam replied
"Ok sir that will be £15 please"
Slam shocked at the price put the £200 he had back in his pocket
"Why the hell is it that cheap"
"Because your one of the loonatics and they have saved us more money than ever ."
"You remember that day when you guys stoped that crackpot stone guy from burying all us int the ground.
"Yeah" said slam wondering where this was going
"Well that buffet that the city gave you over 50 of everything in our stock was brought, so now we don't need much money anymore"
"Oh"
Slam then reached down into his pocket and handed her a £20 note
"Keep the change he said in im a bit of a hurry"
"Why, where are you off to?"
"Me and the others are going back home, back to our own year you know"
"Oh, well this city gonna miss you guys, when you leaving?"
"In five minutes"
"I might have to deliver the food to you guys"
Just then rev runner burst through the doors "here- you- go- cookie" he said slightly panting
He then handed cookie £1597 and 5p
"Thanks rev"cookie said
"Cheers for taking my shift for me"
"your-welcome-mate." said as he hugged one of his injured female roadrunner friends she had a giant cast all round her leg she then lied back down in her wheelchair
Meanwhile slam sat down at one of the tables
It was a table for 6 that had 6 touchscreen tablets laminated into the table huh never noticed them in here before must be new he thought to him self
"Hey-slam." slam herd behind him
Slam then turned and notices rev
"Hey rev."
"What-you-waiting for?"
"A six of everything order"
"That's-going-to-take-ages"
"I-can-help-I-got-A+-in-my-cooking- exam."
And with that rev sped off and added a couple of heat devices and began rushing around the chefs while cooking
"I-will-run-this-stuff-back-home- before-before-we-leave." he said to slam
With that slam walked out of there and stoped to find a danger buried by shopping bags
"Thanks for nothing slam!"
"Duck? Is that you?"
"No its the magic shopping bag!"
"Of course its me!"danger said as he jumped out of the pile of bags.
"Now you can help me carry these home!"
"Why didn't you just teleport"asked slam
"Oh yeah...i don't know if it works with objects"danger said
He then teleported home leaving slam on his own
Slam immediately turned on his watch and video called danger
"What about me"
"No you didn't help me carry these home so you can walk home!"
Slam then said "pick up now before I add danger duck pancake to the Chinese takeaway!"
With that danger teleported back and teleported slam back home with him
Meanwhile at hq tech was carrying a very large half cube half diamond down a flight of stairs with ace and lexi
"Couldn't we just put this thingy in a lift or something" Lexi asked
"theres no way this would of fitted in our lift" tech replied
"Couldn't it just fold away like those retro blaster thingy's."ace asked tech
"I think you mean retro fire master blaster"
"Potato, Photato."ace replied
"And no not everything i make folds away"the brown coyote said in a annoyed tone
"Have you ever been in his lab ace?"lexi asked
"Got a point"
Oh shit said ace as he felt him self losing grip on the machine
We sure could need more people
"Where's duck" tech asked
Oh he and slam are out doing some last minute shopping Lexi replied putting her foot down one of the steps
"Speak of da devil here he is" said ace straining to hold up the machine
"Hey we got the shopping"danger said
"Im gonna miss this place" , said slam
"We all are,no more flying cars or automatic toasters " danger added
"We all are, but please do us a favour, drop the shopping and help us!"lexi screeched
"Hey someone help me move this thing." Tech bust out.
"Let the strongest of us try." Slam then stood forward.
"I meant me." Danger said before pushing him aside
"Oh great here we go." Ace and Lexi said annoyed
Duck then teleported over to the other side of the gadget
Ace and lexi looked at each other both with a wide grin on their faces.
"If you think you can carry it
Be our guest." said lexi and ace
Ace and lexi then let go of the machine
"Oww!" Duck said as he got his hand pushed into one side of the door and slid down as they they let go
Ace and lexi burst rolling on the floor laughing
"I thought you was da strongest one of us all" ace said sarcastically
Hey-guys-what-did-i-miss? Rev asked
"Just duck trying to show off"
"Your two are assholes!"danger shouted
"I-made-so-much- more-money-for-my-friend"said rev
"Yhear i saw da advert let me guess you charged them triple everytime"?,ace said confidently
"Hell Yhear"rev replied
"I im just warming up",the black duck said said as he began to lift the heavy thing as he held it up he felt his arms begin to be in immense pain so he try to drop it he then dropped it on his foot "owww oww owwwwwwwww!"
"Oh-Yhear-they-are-delivering-our) food-here-in-five-minutes" rev told slam
"I thought you were gonna run it home?"
"I-couldn't-carry-it-home-so-I-asked-them-to-deliver-it."
"Ok i will go and wait at the d..." Slam then noticed the little black duck in pain.
so he tried to help him but danger tried to pick it up on its side.
Unaware of the numbers he typed in before it was off his foot.
Slam then carried the device and through the door way and placed the device on the floor.
"Right lets fold this away" tech said
Tech then grabbed one of the flaps and then started to fold it all away
"You told us it doesn't fold away"said ace
"I forgot it folds away"
"You made us carry that heavy crap down the stairs, when you could of folded it and made it smaller to carry"lexi asked angrily
"Hey Lex what do you say to roasted coyote"ace asked lexi still looking at the brown coyote
"If-i-was-you-i-would-go-and-start-the-ship." said rev
tech began walking slowly away from ace and lexi but then he noticed that numbers duck had typed in machine.
"Duck!"
5 4 ...3
"We got to turn this off!"
"Why"ace asked anxiously
"Its a time machine"tech replied
"Shit"they all said at the same time
"Why the fuck do you have time machine!"
"Duck now is not the time!"
"We got to shut it down"... 2...slam immediately started to rip the metal apart
Ace kicked it and tried to burn it with his lazer enhancement
Lexi brain blasted it
Danger threw water eggs through its fans
Tech tried to stop the current in its wires using his magnatisum
Rev ran his super fast feet into it
1...now transporting to year 99'999
"WHAT"!
Before anyone got to shut it down
They were instantly sent the year 99'999
Hope your enjoying it so far more to come ,I will warn you my story is rated what it is for a reason