Announcer GuyKate: A girl who never seems to get what she wants.
Kate :: Yells in the backround.:: Doujinshi! ;o;
Elise: A girl who seems to always have a problem with her screwed up computer and internet.
Elise :: Yells in the backround.:: God Damnit! _;
Together, they are.... Kate and Elise.
Crowd Oh Ahh! :: Take Pictures.:: O_O
Announcer guy So welcome to...
Kate and Elise's Amazing Adventures!
(Or just KEAA!!)
Elise Keaa! :: Karate chops Kate's arm.:: _o;
Kate Owww! o_O;;
Elise :: Goes around karate chopping peoples arms.:: _o; Keaa!
Announcer Guy And our scene starts with Elise karate chopping people's arms for no reason what so ever..
Elise :: Karate chops the announcer.:: Keaa! That's enough announcer guy! _o;
Kate @_@; Lets start already!
Disclaimer: I own Elise, because...its me. e.e; And my friend, Kate, owns Kate...for obvious reasons. I also own Fred: The talking bowl of cereal. Why is this under anime?? It has the god damn anime characters..thats why pervert! _; This fic is separated into EPISODES, like a TV show, so don't freak on meh! Another thing is that if you like anybody I make fun of, I'm not bashing them to make fun of you, just to have fun! :: Claps hands.:: Alright. Begin!
Elise :: Is typing madly at the computer.:: Crap! _; Eddie! Dont freeze on me! :: Whacks her computer.::
Kate Hi Elise. n____n; Your like Heero man...typing at that damn computer.
Eddie _o; Im not a damn computer..
Kate Oh sorry... --; Talking, damn computer.
Elise Shut your pie hole man!! ; :: Points to her bedroom door.:: OOOUUUTT!
Kate I like pie. I want some! n-n;
Eddie :: Sweatdrop.:: --;
Elise :: Calms down.:: Okay. Downstair in the fridge.
Kate Kick Ass! n.n;
Duo :: Walks in the room while Kate runs out drooling.:: Whoah! O_O;;
Elise Hi Duo...:: Sighs.:: -_-;;
Duo Ha! Ha! You wouldnt believe what happened this morning! I hacked some geeks computer and deleted a bunch of these files in their C drive! XD It was hilarious! They must have been stupid to let that kind of thing happen, eh?
Elise :: Fumes.:: I was hacked this morning Duo! _;; So thats why I couldnt find that report for school. God damnit Duo! Your gonna get it! :: Chases Duo around the room screaming.::
Kate :: Walks back in, slobbering over a piece of pie.:: Yum! n-n; :: Suddenly notices Duo. Glomps him.:: n___n;; Hiya!
Duo Uh hi Kate. o_O; Im a little busy being chased by Elise right now.
Kate Why? :: Shakes a finger at Elise.:: Bad Elise. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. You're not supposed chase Duo around your room.
Elise :: Whines.:: Why? ;o; He deleted my school report!
Kate So? Who cares about a school report anyway? :: Hugs Duo some more.:: n.n;
Elise :: Walks back to Eddie muttering.:: -__-; My grade does...
Announcer Guy Meanwhile, downstairs, Fred, the talking bowl of cereal, is watching TV.
Fred :: Is watching a Frosted Flakes commercial.:: Oh yeah! Im GRRREAT!
Elise :: Comes down.:: Hi Fred.
Fred Oh, hi Elise. Why so blue? Are you having another damn problem with Eddie? o_O?
Elise Yeah. -____-; :: Flops down on the couch next to Fred, sighs.::
Fred Hey! Watch it ass hole! _; :: Bounces on the couch when she sits down.::
Elise Sorry! God…what the hell is your problem! _o;
Fred You friggen being bigger than a bowl of cereal, that's what. Pervert.
Elise Oh yeah….forgot. :: Sweatdrop.::
Fred Anyway, what happened? o_O?
Elise Duo deleted my report files! God damnit! _;
Fred Then lets get back at him. :: Bears an evil grin.::
Elise Yeah. Good idea. :: Smirks at Fred.::
Announcer Guy The next morning.
Wufei :: Is in the kitchen wearing an apron.:: Waffles are weak! We are having Frosted Flakes this morning.
Duo :: Sitting at the table, not expecting anything.:: Wont Fred be angry?
Wufei He is out, Maxwell! He thinks people who eat Frosted Flakes are injust! :: Places a bowl of Frosted Flakes, that is really Fred, in front of Duo.:: Now, EAT! _;
Duo :: Is about to take a big bite out of Fred when Fred jumps out and splashes himself onto Duo's face.:: O_O; What the f*** happened!?!
Elise :: Just sits there laughing her ass off and then soon falls off her chair.:: XD
Fred :: Is only a couple of flakes in milk now, sits on the floor laughing.:: ^^
Kate :: Fumes and splashes her hot coffee on Elise.:: _; Arg! Take that bitch!
Elise :: Is burned by the coffee.:: EEEEAAAAKKK! HOT! HOT! HOT!
Duo :: Is covered in milk and a couple of flakes here or there.:: Why the hell did you do that? _o;;;
1 Elise e.e;;;; For obvious reasons…
2 Fred Heh heh...alright now. :: Is still on the floor.:: Enough with the fun stuff. Help me out here! _;
3 Wufei Damnit! You're all weak! :: Starts to put Fred back in his bowl.:: _;
4 Elise :: Sighs.:: u_U; I wish Quatre hadn't have gone to the desert. I miss him.
5 Kate :: Is steaming.:: Not as much as he's going to miss you when he gets back!
Elise What do you mean…O_O;;;;; EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Kate :: Chases Elise around the room with Duo's scythe.:: Im going to get you! _;
Duo :: Turns his head to Fred.:: _o;
Fred :: Points his spoon to Elise.:: She bribed me to do it! Honest! O_O()
Duo You're banished to the fridge for a month! _;
Fred Nuuuuuuuuuu! ;_; Have mercy!
Annoucer guy Well, this is how our story ends. Quatre came home to see Elise tied up in a closet. As for Fred, lets just say he's real cool right now. e_e;
~END~
Elise Did you like it? Please respond! O_o; I'm going to make more for my site but if you peeps like it…I'll post it up here. n_n; It any body seemed out of character, too bad for you! .;
Kate :: Yells in the backround.:: Doujinshi! ;o;
Elise: A girl who seems to always have a problem with her screwed up computer and internet.
Elise :: Yells in the backround.:: God Damnit! _;
Together, they are.... Kate and Elise.
Crowd Oh Ahh! :: Take Pictures.:: O_O
Announcer guy So welcome to...
Kate and Elise's Amazing Adventures!
(Or just KEAA!!)
Elise Keaa! :: Karate chops Kate's arm.:: _o;
Kate Owww! o_O;;
Elise :: Goes around karate chopping peoples arms.:: _o; Keaa!
Announcer Guy And our scene starts with Elise karate chopping people's arms for no reason what so ever..
Elise :: Karate chops the announcer.:: Keaa! That's enough announcer guy! _o;
Kate @_@; Lets start already!
Disclaimer: I own Elise, because...its me. e.e; And my friend, Kate, owns Kate...for obvious reasons. I also own Fred: The talking bowl of cereal. Why is this under anime?? It has the god damn anime characters..thats why pervert! _; This fic is separated into EPISODES, like a TV show, so don't freak on meh! Another thing is that if you like anybody I make fun of, I'm not bashing them to make fun of you, just to have fun! :: Claps hands.:: Alright. Begin!
Elise :: Is typing madly at the computer.:: Crap! _; Eddie! Dont freeze on me! :: Whacks her computer.::
Kate Hi Elise. n____n; Your like Heero man...typing at that damn computer.
Eddie _o; Im not a damn computer..
Kate Oh sorry... --; Talking, damn computer.
Elise Shut your pie hole man!! ; :: Points to her bedroom door.:: OOOUUUTT!
Kate I like pie. I want some! n-n;
Eddie :: Sweatdrop.:: --;
Elise :: Calms down.:: Okay. Downstair in the fridge.
Kate Kick Ass! n.n;
Duo :: Walks in the room while Kate runs out drooling.:: Whoah! O_O;;
Elise Hi Duo...:: Sighs.:: -_-;;
Duo Ha! Ha! You wouldnt believe what happened this morning! I hacked some geeks computer and deleted a bunch of these files in their C drive! XD It was hilarious! They must have been stupid to let that kind of thing happen, eh?
Elise :: Fumes.:: I was hacked this morning Duo! _;; So thats why I couldnt find that report for school. God damnit Duo! Your gonna get it! :: Chases Duo around the room screaming.::
Kate :: Walks back in, slobbering over a piece of pie.:: Yum! n-n; :: Suddenly notices Duo. Glomps him.:: n___n;; Hiya!
Duo Uh hi Kate. o_O; Im a little busy being chased by Elise right now.
Kate Why? :: Shakes a finger at Elise.:: Bad Elise. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. You're not supposed chase Duo around your room.
Elise :: Whines.:: Why? ;o; He deleted my school report!
Kate So? Who cares about a school report anyway? :: Hugs Duo some more.:: n.n;
Elise :: Walks back to Eddie muttering.:: -__-; My grade does...
Announcer Guy Meanwhile, downstairs, Fred, the talking bowl of cereal, is watching TV.
Fred :: Is watching a Frosted Flakes commercial.:: Oh yeah! Im GRRREAT!
Elise :: Comes down.:: Hi Fred.
Fred Oh, hi Elise. Why so blue? Are you having another damn problem with Eddie? o_O?
Elise Yeah. -____-; :: Flops down on the couch next to Fred, sighs.::
Fred Hey! Watch it ass hole! _; :: Bounces on the couch when she sits down.::
Elise Sorry! God…what the hell is your problem! _o;
Fred You friggen being bigger than a bowl of cereal, that's what. Pervert.
Elise Oh yeah….forgot. :: Sweatdrop.::
Fred Anyway, what happened? o_O?
Elise Duo deleted my report files! God damnit! _;
Fred Then lets get back at him. :: Bears an evil grin.::
Elise Yeah. Good idea. :: Smirks at Fred.::
Announcer Guy The next morning.
Wufei :: Is in the kitchen wearing an apron.:: Waffles are weak! We are having Frosted Flakes this morning.
Duo :: Sitting at the table, not expecting anything.:: Wont Fred be angry?
Wufei He is out, Maxwell! He thinks people who eat Frosted Flakes are injust! :: Places a bowl of Frosted Flakes, that is really Fred, in front of Duo.:: Now, EAT! _;
Duo :: Is about to take a big bite out of Fred when Fred jumps out and splashes himself onto Duo's face.:: O_O; What the f*** happened!?!
Elise :: Just sits there laughing her ass off and then soon falls off her chair.:: XD
Fred :: Is only a couple of flakes in milk now, sits on the floor laughing.:: ^^
Kate :: Fumes and splashes her hot coffee on Elise.:: _; Arg! Take that bitch!
Elise :: Is burned by the coffee.:: EEEEAAAAKKK! HOT! HOT! HOT!
Duo :: Is covered in milk and a couple of flakes here or there.:: Why the hell did you do that? _o;;;
1 Elise e.e;;;; For obvious reasons…
2 Fred Heh heh...alright now. :: Is still on the floor.:: Enough with the fun stuff. Help me out here! _;
3 Wufei Damnit! You're all weak! :: Starts to put Fred back in his bowl.:: _;
4 Elise :: Sighs.:: u_U; I wish Quatre hadn't have gone to the desert. I miss him.
5 Kate :: Is steaming.:: Not as much as he's going to miss you when he gets back!
Elise What do you mean…O_O;;;;; EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Kate :: Chases Elise around the room with Duo's scythe.:: Im going to get you! _;
Duo :: Turns his head to Fred.:: _o;
Fred :: Points his spoon to Elise.:: She bribed me to do it! Honest! O_O()
Duo You're banished to the fridge for a month! _;
Fred Nuuuuuuuuuu! ;_; Have mercy!
Annoucer guy Well, this is how our story ends. Quatre came home to see Elise tied up in a closet. As for Fred, lets just say he's real cool right now. e_e;
~END~
Elise Did you like it? Please respond! O_o; I'm going to make more for my site but if you peeps like it…I'll post it up here. n_n; It any body seemed out of character, too bad for you! .;