Before we begin I shall attempt to make this as plain as possible: I am aware that the story I have written contains many grammatical errors (not to mention a few errors of taste). That being said I should like to address a few other things. I wrote the majority of this story as a freshman. Naturally my naiveté shows. I have returned to this story, for my own amusement, two years later. I have no intention of fixing the mistakes in the earlier part of the story at this time. My reasons for this decision are my own; suffice it to say I am currently occupied with other matters. My most recent chapters, I hope, are not so corrupted as their predecessors. (If the other chapters are such a vexation to you, feel free to correct them and send me a copy.)
I must also make a note here to the "flamers". Stretch your little flame fingers and save your repressed ire for something that is more deserving of hatred. People writing stories on the internet is not worth your time. If we were good enough, we would be published authors and you could write to our publishers about how much you despise our stories. Obviously we are not published authors and most of us never intend to be. We are merely escaping our own lives for a few brief moments to catch our breath. As for me, I certainly hope that one day I will not have enough time to write stories.
I feel that I may have insulted certain people here I did not intend to abuse. Constructive criticism is always welcome. Slurs and insults upon the poor child who wrote the story (for indeed I was a wretched writer when I began) are never necessary or acceptable. I leave an example of both kinds of reviews upon the review page for the reader's humble inspection.