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"talking"

'thinking'

Summary: What happens when Inuyasha and Miroku get drunk? They tell the truth that's what! Love spreads, and clothes get lost. What? Oh yes. Miroku and inuyasha have lots of fun in there drunken state, but them getting drunk might have just been the best thing that ever happened, not just for them, but for kagome and sango too...

Inuyasha and miroku pov

Inuyasha and miroku were currently sitting by the camp fire waiting for Kagome and Sango; who had takenShippo for a bath with them.

Kiara was fast asleep in her neko form next to a tree, where Sango was going to sleep.

"Inuyasha?" Miroku asked with a small grin covering his face as he turned to his rather silent friend.

Inuyasha just quirked an eyebrow at the pervert. "Nani?"

"Well, since the girl's and Shippo arn't here, I was thinking that maybe me and you could maybe enjoy our time of freedom without the girls. Maybe drink some sake.."

Inuyasha just stared at him, "Right...and where do you suppose we get this sake?"

"Well i have my ways."

"Perverted ways, yes?"

"Well no. Monk ways.."

"Monk ways to get sake? I didn't think monk's were allowed to drink."

"Well they're not, but as you already know i'm no ordinary monk."

"You got that right." Inuyasha grunted.

"So, yes?" Inquired Miroku.

"Sure whatever there's nothing else to do. Without the girls we can't search for jewel shards."

"Alright then, i'll go get it."

"From where?"

"My stash, when we stopped at that Inn I took some souveneires."

"Stupid baka, I should have known." Inuyasha muttered.

"Yes..Quite." Miroku then procedded to rummage around in a sack which he had since the Inn visit. "Ah yes, here we go." He pulled out 5 bottles and settled them infront of he and inuyasha.

"Right, so how much can a hanyou drink anyway?" miroku inquired.

"I don't know i never had any before."

"Wow, really? Well my friend your in for a treat, but i must warn you this stuff can be quite strong."

"Whatever, i'm a hanyou, i doubt i can get drunk off your human sake." He mocked as he took a bottle and plucked the cork out with his sharp nails. He then downed the whole bottle of sake, and with a satisfied burp, threw the bottle in the corner. "See. Dont feel a thing." He boasted.

"Well this stuff is the stongest and you just downed a whole bottle. I'm pretty sue that even you will feel the effects very soon." He said whilst taking a sip from his sake bottle.

"Go on then Inuyasha down another bottle, i have plenty more." He encouraged the hanyou.

"Plently more! Just how many do you have?" Inuyasha exclaimed as he downed yet another bottle.

"Well.." Miroku scratched his chin in thought. "Not sure really, something close to 30 perhaps." He shrugged and took another sip.

"Sheesh miroku, where did you store all this stuff! Me and the girls had no clue you had it. I must say, well done keeping this stuff a secret. It's great!" He praised raising his third bottle to his slighty wet lips and swallowing it all in one swig.

"Ah you see my friend, i have many secrets. I must say that I do love my sake."

"Mmm, thiiis stuufff iss gweat!" Inuyasha slurred, "Where's the rest?" He asked searching for more bottles.

Miroku chuckled to himself. "There is one right infront of you, i'll grab some more." He annouced rummaging around in the sack and bringing out another 5 bottles.

1 hour and 23 bottles later, 20 which inuyasha downed...

"Whey Inuwassshhha. wen dya tink dat zee girllls willl be bac?" Miroku asked as he wobbled abit from his sitting position.. (hey inuyasha when do you think the girls will be back?)

"Soesn Knnnow. sssoonn droberly" Inuyasha slurred, as he got up rather slowly and wombeled along to the springs, but managed to trip over his own feet and fall onto the grass only a mere meter from where he was sitting, he then started to laugh his head off while rolling abit. (Don't Know soon probally.)

Miroku dragged himself up to follow Inuyasha only to trip over inuyasha's fallen body, causing miroku to join in with inuyasha's rather loud laughing.

So now the monk and the hanyou are rolling around on the grass a meter from camp, laughing there heads off rather loudly.

Kagome and sango's Pov.

"Whats that racket?" Kagome asked Sango as she covered her ears.

Both her, Sango and Shippo were on there way back to the camp when they heard a loud cackling and screeching coming from the direction of where Inuyasha and Miroku should be.

"I don't know but lets hurry the boys may need our help." Exclaimed sango as she started to run back to the camp.

Kagome scooped up shippo and ran after sango.

The three of them made they're way back to the camp ready to fight, as sango got out her hiraikotsu she triiped over to fallen bodies.

Kagome saw the strangest site..

Miroku and Inuyasha next to each other rolling on the floor cackling rather loudly. And the camp seemd to be littered with bottles. And now sango was lying acroos both boys.

Sango dropped her hiraikotsu on the floor, and rolled of the boys and did a forwards flip off the ground.

Sango and kagome just stood in silence watching Inuyasha and Miroku, who were still rolling around, in total amazement.

"Inuyasha? Are you alright?" kagome inquired as she stepped towards him.

Normal Pov.

Inuyasha perked up at the mention of his name and rolled over onto his stomach to see kagome coming towards him.

"Yey, Gome! Swyour Bak!" inuyasha exclaimed jumping up from his position and tackling kagome to the ground. (yey kagome, your back) "I poundced gome!" (I pounced kagome)

Kagome just lay there on the floor with inuyasha straddeling her. She lifted her head and just stared at him. "inu.. Inuyasha? Are you ok?"

Inuyasha bent down and nuzzeled her cheek with his head. "Inu missed Gome."

"Really? but i was only gone for an hour." She blushed.

"Yeh, but Inu always misssses gome, weneva gome leeve inu." (yeah but Inuyasha always misses kagome whenever kagome leaves inuyasha)

"Aww, Inuyasha." She stroked his ears when she suddenly stopped as she realised the position they were in, and that Sango was watching them with wide eyes. Shippo just sat there with his mouth wide open.

Miroku, well he was still rolling.

"Umm, Inuyasha, are you sure your alright?" Kagome asked as her cheeks took on a pink tinge.

"Aa! Inu reely happy gome back! Inu reely like gome!" he then kissed her on the lips and jumped off, and flung himself at the rolling miroku, "Dog pile!" Inuyasha shouted as he and miroku rolled around then lay there laughing once more.

Sango looked from the very red kagome back to the two laughing guys.

"Oi you two, what have you been doing!" She shouted as she made her way into camp. She spotted one of the bottles and gaped at what she saw.

"Sake! You two are drunk. You baka's! What if a demon came? What would you have done!" She screamed.

Kagome, who was still blushing from early, frowned a bit from the fact that Inuyasha was only drunk. "He probally didn't mean any of that." She whispered to herself as she let a tear fall.

Inuyasha, who stopped laughing from the smell of kagome's tears, jumped up and ran to her.

Miroku stopped laughing from the loss of his friend got hit on the head by a very angry Sango.

So, while Sango was beating up the poor, helpless Miroku. Inuyasha made his way over to Kagome.

"Hey gome, what ze mattter?" Inuaysha asked as he sat next to the crying kagome. (hey kagome whats the matter?)

"Its just "sniffle" that you didnt mean any of the stuff you said to me, you just said it because your drunk." She cried.

"Heyy gome! Don't cry, Inu mean everyting he say to gome! Inu realy does like gome, acually inu more than like gome." He came up to here ear and whispered. "Inu loves gome."

Kagome eyes widened at that. "Honto ni?"

"Yep, inu too shy to say it cos inu scared gome didn't feel the same way, but now inu can say what inu feels! Inu not scared anymore! Ai Shiteru Gome!" he exclaimed.

Kagome just continued to stare at inuyahsa. "So this is how you really felt? But what about kikyou?"

"Kikyou? No inu dont love kikyou! Just feel guilty for her, inu loved gome for ages! Just too shy, too shy." He nodded.

"Oh inuyahsa! Mo aishiteru! Please don't let this all be a lie." She said as she hugged Inuyasha to her.

"Hey gome, inu no lieing, inu never lie to gome!" He said as he squeezed her to him.

Shippo who was totally freaked out by the events decided this was way too strange for him, and snuggled up in kagome sleeping bag, hoping this was all a dream when he woke up.

Inuyasha quickly kissed kagome on the lips and ran off to help miroku.

"Hey miro, gome love inu! Nuh nuh." He shouted as he stuck his tongue out.

"Honto inu? Wow. Hey sango do you love me?" he asked.

Sango who was now cleaning up the bottles after her little miroku beating turned around to a serious looking miroku and a smiling inuyasha, blushing she shouted a "No."

And carried on cleaning.

Miroku looked up at inuyasha and started to cry. "Oh inuyasha! She don't love me!"

Inuyasha ran away from miroku towards sango. "Oi sangoo don't lie, Inu kno Sango love him! Admit it, he loves you."

Sango just stared at inuyasha. "Honto? Why don't i believe you... oh maybe because. Your both drunk!"

"Yeah well being drunk makes you truthful, ask me any question and i shall answer truthfully." He boasted placing his hand over his heart.

"Right, fine. You two sit here." she pointed at the ground infront of her, Inuyasha immediately seated himself cross legged on the floor, Miroku stumbled his way over and plopped down next to Inuyasha spreading out his legs.

"Kagome, come here, were going to ask the boys some questions." Sango called.

Kagome, who was standing in the corner with a massive grin on her face, suddenly snapped out of her trance like state and ran over to Sango.

"Huh?" she asked as she sat down infront of Inuyasha who immediately put on a big grin for her making her blush and turn away.

"They both say they can answer questions truthfully, so lets begin." She annouced as she sat down infront of Miroku.

"Ok first. How many bottles did you have?" Sango inquired.

Inuyasha's hand shot up, "Inu had twenty!" he shouted proudly.

Sango's and kagome eyes shot open.

"Inuyasha daijobu ?" Kagome asked.

"Hai, Inu be fine once Inu's youkai blood gets rid of the sake in Inu's human blood, better by sunrise probally." He explained.

Kagome and Sango blew out a sigh of relief.

"Ok, and houshi?" Sango asked. "How many did you have?"

"Umm three." He replied.

"Riigghht. Well your both baka's!" Sango pointed at.

"Ok, Inuyasha, you love me, hai?" kagome asked shyly a blush forming on her cheeks.

"Yep, Inu love Gome!" He exclaimed. "Why?"

"Just making sure." She replied, with a silly grin on her face.

"Ok, houshi. If you love me, why do you grope me, and other girls?"

"Well, i grope you to try and show my affection, i can't just say it because you won't belive me. Sango is too good for miroku, so miroku gropes other woman too make him feel better. You see."

Sango just stared at him."Honto houshi sama?"

"Aa, honto. So ai shiteru Sango." Miroku exclaimed.

Sango blushed a deep red. "I love you too, Miroku." She whispered but Miroku heard.

"Yey, Inu! Sango loves miroku!" He shouted as he grabbed his best friend hands.

The two of them then decided to jump up, still holding hands and start hopping around in circles, singing. "We're Loved." Over and over again. Making the poor girls blush deep reds.

Miroku suddenly stopped. "Hey Inu. Lets all get naked." He randomly exclamied.

Inuyasha looked at him. "What for?"

"To be one with the nature! We wern't meant to wear clothes!" he shouted punching the sky.

"Your right!" Inuyasha shouted, he then began to move his haori, and then his white under shirt, as Miroku began undoing his robe.

Kagome and Sango just watched, either too stunned to say anything or they just didn't really want to...

Honto ni? Really, truly?

Ai Shiteru I Love You

Haori Jacket.the red one he wears.

Houshi a title as a low-level Buddhist priest

Daijobu? are you all right?

Hai yes

mo aishiteru I love you too

aa yeah, yup; a masculine expression

Thanks for reading.

I'll update really soon. Probally monday. Whoop.

sal xxx