Chaptre 1: Nuclear Strike

A/N: Hay guys, tis is a brand knew mult-chaptre fanfic, in witch Photix muts deel wif a very dangeros situation. The title mite giv it away, butt it shod be exitting anyway. Their shod b sum epic stuf within tis fanfic. Tis wil be atfer Spirit Off Justice, ass wel ass The Wacky Turnabout, evan thou I haven't finsihed tat 1 yet, butt ether weigh, let's get strated.

Phonix was in his ofice, ans was smoking drugs, sins tey where legal in California now, becos tey ned it 2 beet Dolan Tramp. Sodenly, Maya! Maya assed, "Nick, I thot u where a lawyer, u can't dew ilegal stuf." ans ten Phoenix throwed a newspaper at her.

THE SHITTY NEWS

CALFORNA LEGALISES DRUGS! EXTREME MESURES AGANST DOLAN TRAMP!

Maya went, "Oh, wel, tat's fin. It is legal now, sew u can do teh 420 thingy." ans Franziksa arived, "I herd teh Dolan Tramp situation rely mad u feel bad, Feenie, butt I codn't bayleaf it wood end up dong tis 2 u. At lest u aren't drinking bear." ans kised his check, sins she din't want 2 mouth kiss hem wen he's smoking, evan if it isn't tobacko.

Sodenly, an alram went of, "Danger! Danger!" ans ten Phenix was lick, "WTF!? Tat alram doesn't evan go of wen their's a fire!" ans grabed a telescope, ans he droped it wen he seed wat was hapening!...

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A NUCLEAR WAS FLYING AT HIS OFFICE!

Phoenicks shooted, "GET OWT! NO TIM 2 EXPLAN!" ans ever1 runed 2 teh elevator. Tey al geted in, evan thou tey went over teh limit, butt it was emergency. Trucy throwed a pare off magic scisors up, in ordre 2 cut teh cord, witch mad teh elvator fal faster. Tey landed, ans runed owt off teh billding.

Tey where juts in tim, ass the nuclear hit teh orifice, ans blowed it up. Fenix cometed, "Tat was a clos 1, rite Mya?" butt nobody respinded... Phenix assed, "Maya?" ans ten screemed, "Wat hapened 2 Mya?" ans ten she sad, "Oh, we're knot runing further?" ans ten Phonix sad, "Wow, I thot u where stil traped in their!" ans she replayed, "I keeped runing, knot noticing we escaped."

Sew now tey neded 2 mack a plane, sew tey went 2 teh Write Anything Agents. Tey thot abot teh nuclear, "We ned 2 think off where a nuclear cod haf cum from. Oslo, who wood want 2 fire it at us?" Phenics begined. Fraznika aded, "Only a foal wood try ans atack us, sew we shod oslo consider their IQ." Iris ten cometed, "It rely wod b swel 2 find owt who it was. We ned 2 get tem 2 pay sum insurance atfer al." folowed wif Atehna, "Considering are options, it porbably wasn't any1 we defeeted b4."

Butt rite wen she sad tat, teh dore opened, ans entering was...

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U/THEGREATFANBR! "WTF!?" screemed Athena, "But we alredy beeted u in cort!"

AMEN!

Greatfan chrisened, "Butt u juts sent me blasting off. I nether went 2 prison, ans I wasn't arested becos President Dolan Tramp recruited me in2 his army, codenamed Team Great, sins we wil Make America Great Again."

OBJECTION!

Atehna smarted, "U can't juts say it, ans mack it magicaly hapen!"

AMEN!

Greatfan declared, "Tat is y we our working 2 mack it hapen. I wil let u of 4 now, juts sew we can mack ur arest evan moar humilating. I wood wish u a good day, but u are aganst President Donlad, sew u don't desreve a good day!" ans he waked owt the dore. Tey heered hem Koffing(GEDDIT!) owtsid, ass he breathed all teh fumes form teh legal drugs tat peeps where smoking.

Pheix commeted, "Was tat guy the 1 who tryed 2 arest Edgeworth?" ans Athena answeared, "Yes. He oslo tryed 2 get Judge declared guilty, ass well as us, knot 2 mentin teh crowd."

Iris cometed, "My reel wory is tat bit abot making teh arest moar humilating. Woodn't tat imply he alredy has teh arest warents?" ans Phenix cometed, "I woodn't b surprised if he had sum secret police thin, were tey can arest peeps 4 no resin."

Trucy geted idea, "Let's email Apolo. He saved us in Trunabot Religion, ans Turnabuot Spoopyness. HE cod defiantly protect us form..." but ten a rely evil vocs was herd, ans he eviled, "No emails 4 u. I enbargoed it." ans threw teh dore cam...

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DOLAN TRAMP! He sodenly ponted at Trucy, "Get in2 my pants, rite now!"

OBJECTION!

Phenicks angryed, "Tat's my daughetr! Oslo, she's 17, u creepy dude!"

OBJECTION!

Dolan Tramp sodenly handcufed ever1, "Sins u refus 2 folow a simple comand form ur dictator, I shel sent al off u 2 prison. I oslo know tat their our a few lesbeans arond hear. I haf a special prison 4 tem." loling evily.

(At teh pirson)

Photix, Franziska, ans Trucy where throwed in2 a cell named 'Dolan Tramp Oposers!'. Ten Maya, Ema, Iris, ans Athena where throwed in2 a cell named 'Lesbeans 2 Fix Hear!', witch mad tem throw up wen tey seed it.

Fenix cometed, "Tis cuntry has gong 2 sh-t rely fast, witch showd how bad it was, sins he cursed.

Tey locked arund, ans seed Hilary Clintow was their. Tey assed her wat hapened, ans she explaned, "I mad my personal email server, ans Dolan Tramp hates peeps protecting their privacy, sew he arested me 4 it." witch mad ever1 gasp, sins if privacy was knot alowed, wat cod Dolan Tramp dew necks? Sodenly, a voice sad, "Wel, if it isn't my old frend?", ans it was...

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PAUL ATISHON! Frazniska sad, "Wat, butt I thot u geted paroll." ans he explaned, "Yes, butt Dolan Tramp used his secret police on me. Knot evan Brock Obama cod stop it now."

Trucy yeled, "I wish tat f-cking pedo wood leaf teh peeps alone!" witch shoked Phenicks, sins she doesn't curse. Paul ten explaned, "Do knot wory. I am alredy preparing 2 defeet hem. I haf a 4 part plan." sew ever1 gathered arond 2 heer teh plan.

"Part 1: We ESCAPE FROM PRIIIISSSSOOOONNNN! Lick how Delia Hawthrone did. We shod b able 2 trik a gard in2 cumming in, ten steel his keys. Atfer tat, we run." explaned Paul.

"Part 2: Calexit! The peeps of Calforna has alredy ben taking abot leveing America. Teh plane is 2 help sped it up. Wen Calforna leves America, Dolan Tramp can't arest us, ans Arnold Swartzneger wil pardon us, sins are arests where knot justified." witch mad ever1 clap, sins it was rely clever.

"Part 3: The Conter-Arest! Wen we leve America, we can use are status as seprate, sew we can arest Dolan Tramp on Calforna land. He has contempted a lot off crimes, atfer al. Sins he won't b in America, we can avod teh diplomatic imunity porblem."

"Part 4: GUILTY! We take Dolan Tramp 2 cort, ans mack hem guilty!" ans ever1 cheered, sins tey where now sure tey cod win aganst Dolan Tramp.

(15 minuts later)

Phenix scremed, "Water! Moar water!" except knot screeming, sins he was pretending 2 b dehydarted. Sew a gard cumed in, evilly lmaoing, "Ha, tis is my water, knot urs!" butt ten Paul tickled hem, ans steeled teh keys.

Ever1 in teh cell runned away, ans Phenicks taked his own keys, ans opened teh lesbean cell, ans let ever1 owt. Tey runed down teh corridor, ans doged teh gards. Butt ten tey geted blocked, ans it was...

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GASPEN PAIN! "WTF!? BUT UR IN KHUR'AIN!" yeled Phenix. Gaspen sad, "Knot anymore. Team Great gived me a grate oportunity. Dolan Tramp telled me tat he was planing 2 giv u teh death penalty, sew I cam rite over 2 help kill u, ans al ur frends." but ten he falled other, ans Winston was their, "Tat wil teech my f-ckboi brother 2 knot mess wif peeps he doesn't understand." ans he escorted teh god guys owt, by pertending 2 b Gaspen.

Tey geted owt, ans heded 2 Arnie's ofice, sew tey cod mack Calexit hapen. Paul cometed, "I get teh feeling tat Dolan Tramp has bringed evan moar evil dudes bak."

2 be cuntinued!

A/N: Tat was rely fun 2 writ. Let's hop tat Arnie wil help tem get Calfornia owt of America, sew tey can escap Dolan Tramp. Teh necks chap wil focus on tat. Ten chapter 3 wil haf tem dew a trial. Everthin else is a secret, ROLF. BTW, I'm oslo gong 2 dew a fanfic abot Apolo in Kuhra'in, witch wil take place at teh same tim as Chapters 1&2 off tis.