"Go go go!" A girl pressed random buttons on the controller. She was around 5' 7'' and 14 years old. She had chin length ashy blonde hair and piercing green eyes.

"SHEN!"

The girl paused her game. "What!"

"Dinner!"

Shen sighed. She turned off her game and headed downstairs.

A girl around 5' 5'' sat at a desk drawing. She was 14 with mid neck length creamy brown hair and blue eyes.

"Mizu!"

"Yeah?" the girl asked, looking up.

"Movie's on!"

"Oh, ok!" Mizu close her sketch book an headed into the living room.

A short girl around 4' 11'' sat down at a computer. She was 14 with short spiky dark blonde hair with light blonde highlights and hazel eyes. She logged onto AIM an typed in her screenname: PyroGirl. She sent out two chat invites.

You have entered the chatroom.

Nami91 has entered the chatroom.

PyroGirl: Hey Mizu.

Nami91: Hey Kris. Where's Shen?

PyroGirl: -shrugs- Don't know. I invited her.

Dragonlover has entered the chatroom.

PyroGirl: FOUND HER!"

Dragonlover: Found who?"

PyroGirl: Cheeze.

Dragonlover: Noooooo not the hairy cheeze of DOOOOOOM!

Nami91: lol

PyroGirl: -grins- So what's up with you two?

Nami91: Just finished watching a movie with mom.

Dragonlover: Just got done eating.

PyroGirl: Coolie. We should do something tomorrow.

Dragonlover: like?

Nami91: How about the amusement park?

PyroGirl: AMUSEMENT PARK! YAY!

Nami91: lol What about you, Shen?

Dragonlover: ...fine.

PyroGirl: YAY! ROLLER COASTERS! YAY!

Nami91: lol

Dragonlover: the usual time?

Nami91: yup

PyroGirl: mhmm

Dragonlover: Alright. Well I'm off to bed. See you tomorrow.

Dragonlover has left the chatroom.

Nami91: night Kris

PyroGirl: night

Nami has left the chatroom

Kris logged off her screenname and headed up to her room. She paused at the kitchen table. "Mom?"

Her mom looked up from her book.

Kris put on an innocent face. "I love you."

"What do you want?"

"Can I go to the amusement park with Shen and Mizu tomorrow?"

"Sure."

"Thanks. I love you!" Kris headed up to her room and curled up under her covers. Instently she fell asleep.

Kris slowly came to. She felt like she was moving. Slowly she opened her eyes to find someone carrying her through a forest. She blinked and looked up.

It was a man in his 20s with spiky silver hair and one eye that was black. The other was covered by a headband.

Kris let out a bloodcurdling scream.

The man skidded to a stop, dropping Kris in the process.

Three teenagers, all around 14, stopped as well.

A boy with spiky yellow hair and blue eyes was holding Mizu.

A boy with spiky black hair and black eyes was holding Shen.

The silver haired man held out a hand to Kris. "Sorry."

Kris screamed. She jumped up and began hitting him with a bat that appeared.

"Ow hey!" He grabbed the bat.

Kris screamed and kicked him in the shin.

The man clutched his shin.

Mizu woke up and looked around. She spotted the silver haired man. "Ka-Kakashi?"

The black haired boy dropped Shen.

Shen, who had been awake the whole time, rose up like a zombie. "I'm aliiiiive."

Mizu and Kris looked at Shen.

"Yippy skippy yay for you," Kris said.

Shen spotted Kakashi. "Pervert!" she screamed.

Kris screamed and took off through the forest, flailing her arms about wildly.

The other 6 ran after her.

Kris ran into Konohagakure. "Don't let him eat me!" she screeched, arms flailing about.

That got Shen started.

She ran around in squares. "The marshmellows! They talk to me! They eat your left shoe!"

Mizu 'galloped' after Kris. "Horsie!"

Kris continued running...until she ran into a boy with messy red hair, aquamarine eyes, and a gourd on his back.

The boy glared at her.

Kris blinked. Then she hit him in the forehead while screaming, "BOOGER!" She took off running.

The people of Konoha clung to the building walls, looks of fear and terror on their faces.

Eventually Shen, Mizu, and Kris ran into eachother.

They lay on their backs in a daze.

Shen suddenly yelled, "HELP! I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"

Kris jumped up yelling, "Nobody move! The turkey has tap danced and the breakdancing worm has flown the coop!."

The silver hair man, blonde boy, black hair boy, and a girl with pink hair, who was with them the whole time, came over.

Shen and Mizu jumped up.

Kris spotted Kakashi and screamed. She got ready to run when 3 men in animal masks appeared.

One grabbed Shen by the arm, one grabbed Mizu by the back of the neck, and the last one grabbed Kris by the arm, lifting her slightly off the ground.

"Eep," the girls chorused.

The men took the girls to a building. They brought them to an office where a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes sat behind a desk.

"We brought you three troublemakers, Tsunade," said the maske man holding Mizu.

Tsunade eyed the girls. "Who are you?"

Kris, who was being held a few inches off the ground, started flapping her arms about. "I'm a flying ferret!" she began.

"FEAR ME!" all three girls finished.

Tsunade blinked. "Are they mentally stable?" she asked her ANBU.

Mizu raised her hand in the air. "I like cheese!"

"Nooooo not the hairy cheeze of DOOOM!" Shen yelled dramatically.

Tsunade sweatdropped. "Nevermind. Now, what village are you three from?"

Shen stared off into space with wide eyes. "The martians have landed."

Mizu and Kris slapped their hands to their cheeks and yelled in horror, "OH NO!"

Tsunade sighed. "I'll ask you one more time, where are you from?"

"I'm from Mars," Shen said.

"I'm from Pluto," Mizu said.

"And I'm from Hell!" Kris said proudly.

Shen hit Kris upside the head. "Don't lie! It's not nice to lie to old ladies!" That earned her a death glare from Tsunade.

Kris hung her head. "I sowwie. I'm from Planet Z."

All three girls made the three fingered alien peace sign. They shouted with big eyes, "Whap eep sheeee."

Tsunade looked at them strangely. "I see." She turned to the ANBU. "Find them some place to stay while I figure out which village they're from so we can send them back."

The ANBU bowed and carried the girls off.

Kakashi and the three teens just happened to be passing the builing. With them was the guy with the gourd, a guy with a doll on his back and weird purple designs on his face, and a girl with a large fan on her back.

The ANBU approached them. "Excuse us, but may we have a word with Kakashi and the Kazekage?"

Kakashi nodded, as did gourd boy.

They stepped to one side and the ANBU began to explain the situation.

Meanwhile...

Kris stared at the yellow haired boy with wide eyes.

The boy shifted uneasily. "What?"

Kris kept staring. "Wooow."

The boy looked behind him. "What?" When he looked back at her, she was gone. He blinked in bafflement.

Shen was currently poking the black haired boy. Everytime she poked him, she would grasp her throat and fall over.

The boy's eye was twitching like mad.

Mizu was pulling on doll boy's hood. "Are you a kitty?"

A vein appeared on the boy's head. "No."

Mizu stared at him. "So you're a girl!"

Kris appeared infront of doll boy. She pointed at him and yelled, "Crossdresser!"

"I'm not a girl!" He refrained himself from killing the two girls.

Shen walked over. "So you're a kitty?"

"NO!"

Shen sniffed sadly. "No need to yell," she paused before kicking him in the shin while yelling, "Kitty!"

"Why you little!" the boy reached for the doll.

"Kankuro stop," said the girl with the fan.

"Shut up Temari," Kankuro hissed.

Kris blinked before yelling, "Your mom! Oh burn!"

The pink haired girl walked over to her. "Are you ok?"

Kris looked at her. "Are you ok?"

The girl blinked. "Um, yes."

"Um, yes." Kris mimicked.

"Are you mocking me?"

"Are you mocking me?"

The black haired boy hit Kris upside the head.

Kris screamed and curled up on the ground in the fetal position. "Don't spear me!"

Shen walked over and kicked Kris in the head. "Quiet you!"

Kris clutched her head. "Ouchy-wa-wa."

Mizu looked around. "Where's a chihuahua?"

Kris pointed to the yellow haired boy. "There is it!"

Mizu looked at the confused boy. "That's not a chihuahua."

Kris blinked. "Oh, you're right. That's Cheeze."

"Noooooooo not the hairy Cheeze of DOOM!" Shen screeched. She grabbed a nearby stick and began beating the yellow haired boy with it.

The boy screamed and took off running.

Shen took off after him.

Kris and Mizu watched the two run in circles around a pole.

Kris leaned over to Mizu and whispered, "I can't believe it's not butter."

Mizu nodded

The ANBU, Kakashi, and the Kazekage walked back to the group.

"What's going on here!" Kakashi demanded.

Kris and Mizu pointed to one another. "She did it!" they both yelled.

Kakashi blinked.

Mizu leaned over to Kris and whispered, "Act natural."

Kris nodded and dropped to all fours.

Mizu did the same. "Mooooo moo mooo."

Kris blinked. "Baaaa baaaa baaaaramyou baaaaaramyou."

Everyone, minus Kris and Mizu, sweatdropped.

The yellow haired boy ran over and hid behind Kakashi. "Make her go away!"

Shen advanced on them slowly while chanting, "Turkey turkey turkey."

The ANBU each grabbed one of the girls.

"Girls," one of them said.

All three girls looked at him with big eyes. "Yes?" they all chorused.

"See these people?" he guestured to the group. "Each of you will be staying with one of them."

"What!" the group, minus Kakashi and the Kazekage, yelled.

The three girls merely blinked.

"Alright. Now, why don't you three girl introduce youselves," the ANBU told them.

The three girls looked at eachother.

Mizu was the first to speak up. "I'm Mizu."

Shen raised her hand. "Shen."

Kris blinked. She looked around. "My turn? Oh, right. I'm Kris."

"Very good. Now, this is Kakashi and Gaara-sama," the ANBU gestured to silver hair and gourd boy before continueing, "They will assign where you are staying. Do not argue with them."

The girls nodded slowly.

"Good." The ANBU turned to Kakashi and Gaara. "They're all your's. Good luck." And with that all three of the ANBU disappeared.

Kakashi looked at the three girls, who were actually being calm. "Why don't we get you all introduced." He gestured towards pinky, yellow, and blacky. "That's Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke." He gestured to fan girl and doll boy. "That's Temari and Kankuro."

The girls nodded.

Kakashi blinked. "Now Shen, you will be staying with Sasuke."

Sasuke glared at his sensei.

Shen grinned evily, but no one but Sasuke noticed.

Kakshi continued, "Mizu, you will be staying with Sakura."

Sakura smiled.

Inner Sakura groaned

Mizu merely blinked.

"And Kris, you will be staying with the sand siblings, Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara-sama. Once they leave, you will be staying with Naruto."

Kankuro and Naruto groaned.

Temari rolled her eyes.

Kris grinned evily, but no one saw.

Kakashi smiled. "Well, good luck!" He disappeared.

Naruto stared at where his sensei once was. "He left us," he said in disbelief.

Shen got right up in Sasuke's face.

Sasuke glared at her.

Shen blinked. "I'm hungry." She hit Sasuke on the head. "Feed me!"

Mizu latched onto Sakura's arm.

"Um." Sakura tried to shake her off.

"Earthquake!" Mizu screamed.

Kris looked around frantically. "Where?"

Sakura sweatdropped. "There is no earthquake."

Kris looked around suspiously. "Who said that?"

Temari rolled her eyes. "Come on you." She grabbed Kris by the arm and proceeded to drag her off.

Saskue grabbed the back of Shen's shirt collar and drug her off.

Sakura grabbed Mizu's arm and lead her away.

The three girls looked back at eachtother. They grinned evily before waving.

Kankuro and Gaara followed Temari.

Naruto headed off to who-knows-where.