Disclaimer:Hey, I don't own Kingdom Hearts,Organization 13 or anything else.
Hello, My name's Zexion and this is my log of the Organization's um.. "activities".
Well where to begin?
First, let's start with Xemnas, or as Axel calls him behind his back. Mansex, "clever". He is an avid Darth Vader fan, has a supieroity complex and enjoys plotting evil ,but his most evil plan is stealing Fortune Cookies from the Chinese Food Store. Really, me and Saix come up with the plans, but if we say that, we die.
Now for Xigbar, the party guy, he is a great shot ever when is totally blistered, and that's alot. His best quality is his likability, and enjoys space, and hates rain because he passes out in the rain all the time and gets buried in the mud.
Our resdient dickhead Xaldin, treats peolpe like crap and stabs people in the ass all the time, also, a drug dealer, got tricked into getting dreadlocks. Keeps us on our toes, so he's useful.
Vexen, the nerd, obsessed with Star Wars and can tell you every Jedi that died in Order 66. He keeps to himself but when he leaves his closet, yes, we make him live in a closet, it's gets nerdy.
Lexeaus, the silent jock, and my personal meat puppet. He was dancing to a Miley Cyrus song and I caught him. He tries anything and I ruin him. Other than bad taste in music he is pretty cool. Decent video game player.
Me, Zexion, other wise know as Sexy Zexy by Demyx. And I'm not gay before you ask. I am pretty serious mostly but when I'm interrupted reading or playing Video Games. Yes, everyone plays Video Games here.
Saix, the yes man. He'll do anything you ask as long as you say, "Good Job Saix." But you never say no or he'll rip you to pieces.
Axel, the bastard, he does all sorts of crap, stealing Everyone's cloaks and dying them pink, writing on you face while you're sleeping, and the worst he did to me was make out him me while I was a sleep and now I still brush my teeth 10 minutes a day.
Demyx, our musician and gay dude. He loves Johnny Cash and swimming, when we all choose our weapons tomorrow he says he'll want the fire element. He's the most picked on and is a bit of a crybaby, only the founding members respect him, and not even that much. Poor, poor Nothing.
Luxord has a gambling problem, but it's not a big one considering he never loses. In fact, I think he cheats. The most competitive of us all and picked out his weapon ahead of us because he won a bet. he choose time which gets me thinking...
Marluxia is a pretty boy and has brown hair, and is tring to get us all in soome weird plan, a fanguy to most of us and glomps us a random times. We all fear him.....
Larxene is a BITCH! She rapes us whenever she wants, stabbed 5 former members to death and shaved Luxord's head while he slept. She's getting close and it's "the time." I'm done writing. A new member coming tomorrow and he already got his weapon so more choices for me.
-Zexion
(That's the first chapter, read and review and any suggestions would be nice. All are OOC. Keep reading! -Kariya)