Chapter 1: Chapter 1

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Yaoi warning which means male/male (m/m) sex read at your own risk. Will include explicit sex scenes further in these will be labeled if you wish skip.

Harry James Potter AKA The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Defeat-You-Know-Who-Twice (such a stupid name) was currently to be found walking around the Forbidden Forest. Normally the forest would be banned to all students but the young Master Potter was no normal student. After all it could be said that the Forbidden Forest had a special value to him, especially with such strong emotional ties in place. Not many had their own death and resurrection in the forest. How many people do you know can say that really happened to them, truthfully?

So it was here that he came to finally think or more importantly to finally avoid those that call themselves his friends. To him it's honestly disgusting the way that they are all acting.

I should have just let the sorting hat put me in Slytherin like it wanted to, but noooo I just had to be completely stubborn and defy it. Honestly, you'd think I'd learn.

Reality changed for everyone once the war ended. Most especially when true loyalties were revealed. The extreme of such surprises was in fact dark wizards enemy # 1 Ronald Weasley. He was, in actuality, a death eater since the end of third year. Stupid Pettigrew. Stupid Scabbers. Can you even believe him? After every nasty thing done and said about the Slytherins and their families, by that specific Weasel himself, and all because they had death eaters in the family. Really, how hypocritical can someone be?

I can not even begin to imagine what kind of trauma this did to his family, especially poor Molly. I'm almost positive that the twins would make him regret it if they could. If they were allowed I'm positive little Ronnie-kins would feel the wrath of the Weasley twins in his lonely cell in Azkaban. There was a reason why they were considered the bane of existence to the Hogwarts staff since the Marauders.

Just as surprising as the Weasel being a death eater, the true shock(in all honestly it really should not have been) came when I heard his so called girlfriend and most precious little sister's plan for after the final battle had been won. I guess the reason they were known as Hogwarts biggest sluts was because of their so called plan.

Apparently, they decided long ago that they needed plenty of "practice" (coughwhoreingcough) in pleasing a man so that when they both became my wives in the first tri-bond ceremony in 5 decades. They would know what's best for their savior husband if they had practice. Yeah Right! I'd probably willingly just go to Azkaban to see the almighty dark (hmph he's not even a tenth of a shadow) death eater's face when he finds out the truth about his favorite girls. The Weasel might just combust there and then instead of waiting for the dementor's kiss. That would be rather funny. I would definitely have to save that moment of truth. Ooooh, better yet the moment that the Ginger Beaver and the Weaslette discovers that not only am I 100% gay but I have been in love with Draco since the whole duel club fiasco.

Yeah, that'll definitely be a moment to bottle up and watch over and over again. Oh, I'll tell them all at the same time, I mean why waste good vial space on them, no matter how hilarious the moment will be, when having all three together would save space and make an even more impacting time of it. Ahhh, pensieves, such wonder devices,really, and no cameras needed either. Magic really does make things simplier.

Speaking of Malfoys or rather thinking of them and the chaos they will create even indirectly, brings me to recalling the shocking truth I discovered about them and the other Slytherins. Turns out that Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy are in fact lovers. Lucius never truly was on the dark side. He did not even want to be a death eater. Not now and more importantly definitely not then, but he was forced to by his wife and by his very own father. Abraxas Malfoy though carefree in his youth, was a cruel man and forced the marriage to Narcissa Black to ensure Lucius addition to the Dark Lord's side.

Apparently Abraxas never even considered the thought that his so called lord would or ever could be capable of being defeated. Stupidity is what I call it. One must never think any being is almighty or invincible. It will only come back and haunt in the future whether near or far.

Oh well! The funny thing is I absolutely am positive on who the first bonded trio will be in five decades and I'm still laughing about it(well on the inside at least). You could very well be killed laughing at these men, well at the very least two of them for sure,anyway.

Thanks to all the confusion of the final battle everything kept happening at an extremely rapid pace until it all slowed down to a stand still when I finally notice a surprising figure jumping back from behind death's veil. Literally.

This what finally gave me the chance and motive to finally end Voldemort. By his own sexiness he would say till blue in the face. I honestly believe it was due to VoldyMoldyWoldy's curiosity. Unfortunately for him, his curiosity was way above that of a normal cat that it became one of his few true weaknesses. I mean hasn't he ever heard the saying about curiosity killing the cat?

It seems my godfather coming from beyond the grave shocked even Lord snakey face himself who thought he could use the information on how he came back to somehow conquer death. He assumed he could accomplish such by eye raping Siri. I was thinking an absolutely bloody hell not. So while Lord Noseless was eyeing my still very shockingly alive godfather, a truly dangerous swirl of magic became a tornado of pure raw magic encircling me at its very center. The hatred and anger I felt at the sheer aggroance that his Lord Pervertness, who was still currently looking at my second dad that way, was way worth soooo much beyond a simple AK death I was thinking of ending the war.

Damn it, he is my guardian and I do not have to share him until I approve of who I am sharing him with. Oh HELL NO! Is that a glint of lust hidden in that wink? Since when does Riddles4brains even winks or even became interested in sex? He is totally not flirting with my SIRI, NOOO WAY! HE WILL DIE!

Sirius will be loved and treasured above everything or anything just because I said so.(Yeah I have a major complex.) After everything that has happened to my Siri he totally deserves it like no one else. He will be happy. My godfather. My Pack. He Will Be HAPPY!

Somehow my magic seemed to condense and the Dark Lord of prime stupid followers was suddenly no more. Very painfully by the sound of the screams still ringing in my ears and by the sight alone. Really.

Honestly my anger completely ruined all of my fun. It was a totally anti-climatic ending. Nothing happened at all like my other encounters with the snake mutant. An insult to all mutants so I apologize to the x-men and all the others.(BTW I don't own the x-men or any mutant related themes either)Where was all the fun bragging(voldy) and disrespectful back-talking(me). This was oh so very boring. Stupid reptile.

Anyway, when Lord Voldy-No-Nosey died fate accidently(is any of it an accident with me and fate anymore) showed me who or rather whom were the perfect matches for my godfather. Though it came as a shock it honestly shouldn't have. Pulling pig-tails after all is quite common in boys. Especially in the oh so immature ones and can you really get more immature than Sirius. DunDunDun contradiction anyone.

Hmmm, anyway, since I couldn't have any fun with my now no more arch nemesis/super duper evil villain I'll just have to find some fun with this, my new pack mates. I mean they don't know that they became the two most respected men in my life or that I have already thought of them, though odd as it may be, as pack. Hehehe, mischief needs to be made. Ha, I can't wait.

So why not start at the present moment? Honestly am I totally insane? Can you even ask yourself that sanely? Oh well life is no fun with only the sane and ordinary. Just as I finished thinking that the very three though very confused, very horny, and very 96% naked men were suddenly in front of me. Wow, talk about embarrassing, for them and possibly me too, nah they are hot so why not look. I'd probably be worried of some such similar revenge but hey they don't have the necessary magic for accio-ing people.

I love being powerful and it didn't help that when Voldy Ak'd me earlier he did not remove the horcrux in me. He removed the taint of dark magic that bound my core so much that when I came back to being undead my power was tripled. With the final death of his majestic snakieness and the unremoved horcrux(the one in me was actually the pure portion of his soul, who knew) his power transferred to me. The mix reacted and my pure stubborn pride purified the magic and his magic just doubled my already high magic center.

Oh, silly me. I forgot about my fun. Silly silly Harry. I looked down again. I don't think they noticed they left the castle very much or honestly I don't think they care. Hmmm, no that won't due. My pack can't ignore their alpha cub. No, no, hehe I am so evil. MUHAWHAW!

"SIRIUS ORION BLACK!"

The poor portrait of Walburga Black was so shocked at the display that she forgot about everything she normally rants about(coughbloodtraitorscough). She doesn't even seem to be breathing though how portraits can even breath I'm not sure. Can she even die from lack of oxygen? I probably should research that. Who knows that could come in handy, though better not risk it with Lady Black she can and will be used in future mischief. So I oblivated her , a total act of mercy on my part, and sent her back to her wall. Right, now what? Oh now that I have their attention, excuse me...is it right to excuse yourself from your own thoughts...hm...I'll have to research that too. Now back to my fun.

It seems like finally the dunderheads took notice of me. I look at all three with a very scary strict face that could of done McGonagall and Molly Weasley proud. I stared at each pair of their eyes. I can pretty much feel the body heat they are letting off. It is way above normal levels due to their embarrassment and I can also hear it, what with all the small fidgeting.

My diabolical laughter is at such a supreme level I cannot even imagine how it is not blowing up deep inside my head. I take pity on them and decide to dress them in descent robes. Now comfortably clothed they stand together wondering what to do from here. Funny that they can't seem to look at me, considering who they are. Oh well.

Unsurprisingly Snape is the first to regain composure and is about to go on the defensive which in Snape world is to put the rightfully deserved blame, in this case (not that he knows I did it purposely) on one Mr. Harry Potter aka me. Yet I do not even give him the chance to go on another Harry Potter is a menace rant. Just before he opens his mouth I put my very own masterpiece, the hurt kitten face with tears, big eyes, and the perfect pout, to work. Let the fun begin.

" S-Sir-Siri, h-how could y-y-you? I-I b-br-brought all you three here because I wanted the three most awesomest men I know to see if you would be my new d-d-daddies but y-y-you don't w-w-want meeeeeeee! So you were just gonna make a new baby. WAAAAAAAAAAAh! Don't you love me anymore, Siri? Am I not good enough for a Malfoy or for a Snape/Prince?"

Ha ha ha, perfectly priceless and cruel, but that's where the fun is. They each take turns telling me of course they would be honored and happy to be my new daddies and that they loved me and no they did not want a new baby now or anytime soon. After a while I pretended to be perfectly content and happy once more keeping the smirk threatening to reveal itself down and sent them back to their rooms happily telling them that I was glad they love me enough to be my new pack even if they didn't really have a choice on the matter. I told them that though they did make me feel better they each still sported a hard on and it was way too uncomfortable for me to talk to them any longer, so I sent them to Snape's quarters with complete full body flushes.

Ah, a new life finally awaits. VoldySnakey Lord is dead. Manipulative Dumbledork is also dead. I'm powerful and hold the three deathly hallows of legend. Thus making me the Master of Death. Really what more can make my life better.

Oh I know! It was suppose to be a rhetorical question but oh well I already doubt the sanity of my mentality. Though it's not just one but two things that can make my life a lot more awesome. First, I would love to go somewhere where people can be subtle and not mob me in groups or better yet where they don't always recognize me instantly so I finally be able to breath while living my life free of threat and/or dangerous murderer threats, ex-death eaters notwithstanding. Most importantly though I want to go out with Draco. Oohh, the fun we would get into. The mischief, the pranks, the pleasure ooohhh. MMMM! Lost in the fantasy what my dragon and I can do together I didn't see the hole till I felt my stomach drop.

A/N: Reviews are welcomed. You can be brutally honest however it has to have a point. Flames are just complaints without input on how to make it better.

I'm still in the beginning but this will be a Harry in the Marauders time as I think they are too little of them while still holding onto the drarry pairing.

With that in mind if you have anything you want to see in the story while keeping the above and Harry personality intact I will try my best to add it in.