A/N If you don't know Shrek Is Love Shrek Is Life I suggest you look at the meme before reading this.
I was only 8 years old.
I loved Tetris so much. I had all the merchandise and games.
I pray to Tetris every night before bed, thanking it for the live I've been given.
"Tetris is love," I say. "Tetris is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Tetris.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
It's an I-Block.
I am so happy.
It whispers into my ear "Clear me."
It grabs me with an unseen force and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for the I-Block.
It penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much but I do it for Tetris.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against its force.
I want to please Tetris.
My dad walks in.
The I-Block looks him straight in the eye and screams "TETRIS!"
It shoves itself all the way into my butt, and then disappears with a bang.
Tetris is love, Tetris is life.