Comedy Time! I am FINALLY Writing a comedy fic...Will there be an eventual
plot!?!? I HAVE NO CLUE!!! So read it and find out, Ah yes Ryou is Hikari,
Bakura: Yami, Marik is Yami and Malik is Hikari. Now! On with the fic!!
Rae is my interrupting of the story ^_^,,
Summary: Yugioh crew randomness comedy. But what will happen when they start playing Clue!? Rated to be safe.
Chapter one: Is Bakura Gay!? O.O The start of the game
Ryou:.v____v Im bored as hell.
Bakura: o.O You just said Hell!? IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!! *glomps Ryou*
Everyone: o.O.
Bakura: *backs away slowly* That never happened. I am Straight!! Don't doubt me!!!
Marik: I was wondering for quiet a time now. *snickers* Ryou has he been going to "night" clubs?
Ryou: Well yes. He has been going out about every night. O.O Your going to gay clubs!!!
Bakura: .. FINE!! *kisses all four girls*
Girls: O____O ewww
Miho: *shakes it off* Damn..He's actually a good kisser.
Yugi: XD Gettin Jiggy with it Eh Bakura??
Yami: o.O what the hell does that mean?
Tristan: Hey that sounds like a good idea. Teach the yamis Modern ways!!
Joey: Haha.Um what modern ways are ya talkin bout?
Malik: -_- he means how people act now instead of how they acted in Egypt
Joey: Ooooh.. Um how we gonna teach em?
Malik: Just shut up and forget about it -_-
Girls except Miho: *run to bathroom to wash mouths with soap*
Miho: *grins pervertedly* Bakura? Wanna kiss me again?
Bakura: ehehehehe *sweats a lot* Sure!
Miho and Bakura: *start making out*
All else: O____O Gross. *push them into closet*
Tristan: MIHO!! Ohmigod! I just realized her name sounds like "Me Hoe" When you say it a certain way O_O She left me my Miho! ;__;
Joey: He scares me now.
Yugi: He's always scared me
Malik: Woho! Jumps in air I get to steal his Motorcycle! *Runs outside and moments later everyone hears a motorcycle speeding away*
Rae: Okay now *everyone freezes* Now our current situation *Takes out big ruler and points at closet* Miho and Bakura are making out. *Points to a sulking Tristan huddled in corner* Tristan is being a big baby *points outside to road* Malik has just gotten a $300 fine for speeding on Tristan's Motorcycle. *Points to Yugi* He has found the sugar and is trying to get high off of it. *Points to Anzu* She is still washing her mouth. And everyone else is well.just bored as crap. *Everyone unfreezes*
Yami: So what can we do?
Joey: Hey look board games! *Points to big pile that suddenly appeared*
Marik: Damn how long have they been in there *staring at closet door with jaw dropped*
Anzu: *finally comes out of bathroom*Um.ten minutes or so.
Marik: Damn. *goes over to pile of games*
Yugi: Lets play Clue
Marik: RISK!! WORLD DOMINATION WILL BE MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!
Joey: o.O.. Okay then.
Yugi: *Jumps on Marik's Shoulders and begins throwing sugar in his eyes* We Will play CLUE!!!!
Marik: Damn you fool! *throws bag of sugar in trash* Fine we can play Clue.As long as we play Risk after that!
Yugi: ^-^ I always win O_O My sugar!!
Joey: *holds Yugi back from scraping sugar out of trash can* It's the best thing for ya buddy
Yugi: ;__; My sugar
Anzu: -_- I'll get you rock candy if you win Clue, now lets play the darn game
Seto: *Show up all of a sudden* Where is Serenity!?
Joey: I dunno she said she had a date.
Seto: Exactly! She was supposed to be my date!
Joey: WHAT!? YOU!?!? *attacks Seto like a rabid dog*
Seto: ..God, sorry. *pries Joey off*
Joey: *whimpers* Well we're gonna play Clue, you wanna play?
Seto: Sure. Until Serenity gets here.
Serenity: *Comes out of a different closet*
Seto: Serenity!!! *hugs her* Where were you!?
Serenity: A certain brother knew I had a date and closed me in here -_-
Joey: *grins* Did I do that?
Serenity: *glares*
Yugi: WE WILL PLAY CLUE BEFORE IM DEAD!!!!
All else: o.O damn boy
Yugi: ^-^ So who wants to play? I'm gonna be Colonel Mustard
Joey: I'll be Mr. Green
Seto: Okay then can I be Plum?
Yugi: ^-^ Yep Yep
Isis: Oh can I play?
Anzu: I wanna be Peacock
Yugi: XD You just said Pea Cock!
Anzu: -_-
Isis: I guess I'll be White then -_-
Marik: Wait what did I miss!? Oh poo I cant be a guy *wails then stops abruptly* Okay I'm done. Can I be Scarlet then?
Yugi: Yeah you can be her XD Maybe Mariks the gay one!
Marik: I'm not gay either!!!
Miho: *comes out of closet trembling* I was just sitting there and.He fell. *points to a dead Bakura*
All else: O_O Ah!!!!
Rae: *freezes everyone* What will happen? Is Bakura really dead? Will Joey ever get over Serenity's growing up? Who has done this to Bakura?? Find out next time on Yugioh Clue.
Summary: Yugioh crew randomness comedy. But what will happen when they start playing Clue!? Rated to be safe.
Chapter one: Is Bakura Gay!? O.O The start of the game
Ryou:.v____v Im bored as hell.
Bakura: o.O You just said Hell!? IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!! *glomps Ryou*
Everyone: o.O.
Bakura: *backs away slowly* That never happened. I am Straight!! Don't doubt me!!!
Marik: I was wondering for quiet a time now. *snickers* Ryou has he been going to "night" clubs?
Ryou: Well yes. He has been going out about every night. O.O Your going to gay clubs!!!
Bakura: .. FINE!! *kisses all four girls*
Girls: O____O ewww
Miho: *shakes it off* Damn..He's actually a good kisser.
Yugi: XD Gettin Jiggy with it Eh Bakura??
Yami: o.O what the hell does that mean?
Tristan: Hey that sounds like a good idea. Teach the yamis Modern ways!!
Joey: Haha.Um what modern ways are ya talkin bout?
Malik: -_- he means how people act now instead of how they acted in Egypt
Joey: Ooooh.. Um how we gonna teach em?
Malik: Just shut up and forget about it -_-
Girls except Miho: *run to bathroom to wash mouths with soap*
Miho: *grins pervertedly* Bakura? Wanna kiss me again?
Bakura: ehehehehe *sweats a lot* Sure!
Miho and Bakura: *start making out*
All else: O____O Gross. *push them into closet*
Tristan: MIHO!! Ohmigod! I just realized her name sounds like "Me Hoe" When you say it a certain way O_O She left me my Miho! ;__;
Joey: He scares me now.
Yugi: He's always scared me
Malik: Woho! Jumps in air I get to steal his Motorcycle! *Runs outside and moments later everyone hears a motorcycle speeding away*
Rae: Okay now *everyone freezes* Now our current situation *Takes out big ruler and points at closet* Miho and Bakura are making out. *Points to a sulking Tristan huddled in corner* Tristan is being a big baby *points outside to road* Malik has just gotten a $300 fine for speeding on Tristan's Motorcycle. *Points to Yugi* He has found the sugar and is trying to get high off of it. *Points to Anzu* She is still washing her mouth. And everyone else is well.just bored as crap. *Everyone unfreezes*
Yami: So what can we do?
Joey: Hey look board games! *Points to big pile that suddenly appeared*
Marik: Damn how long have they been in there *staring at closet door with jaw dropped*
Anzu: *finally comes out of bathroom*Um.ten minutes or so.
Marik: Damn. *goes over to pile of games*
Yugi: Lets play Clue
Marik: RISK!! WORLD DOMINATION WILL BE MINE!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!
Joey: o.O.. Okay then.
Yugi: *Jumps on Marik's Shoulders and begins throwing sugar in his eyes* We Will play CLUE!!!!
Marik: Damn you fool! *throws bag of sugar in trash* Fine we can play Clue.As long as we play Risk after that!
Yugi: ^-^ I always win O_O My sugar!!
Joey: *holds Yugi back from scraping sugar out of trash can* It's the best thing for ya buddy
Yugi: ;__; My sugar
Anzu: -_- I'll get you rock candy if you win Clue, now lets play the darn game
Seto: *Show up all of a sudden* Where is Serenity!?
Joey: I dunno she said she had a date.
Seto: Exactly! She was supposed to be my date!
Joey: WHAT!? YOU!?!? *attacks Seto like a rabid dog*
Seto: ..God, sorry. *pries Joey off*
Joey: *whimpers* Well we're gonna play Clue, you wanna play?
Seto: Sure. Until Serenity gets here.
Serenity: *Comes out of a different closet*
Seto: Serenity!!! *hugs her* Where were you!?
Serenity: A certain brother knew I had a date and closed me in here -_-
Joey: *grins* Did I do that?
Serenity: *glares*
Yugi: WE WILL PLAY CLUE BEFORE IM DEAD!!!!
All else: o.O damn boy
Yugi: ^-^ So who wants to play? I'm gonna be Colonel Mustard
Joey: I'll be Mr. Green
Seto: Okay then can I be Plum?
Yugi: ^-^ Yep Yep
Isis: Oh can I play?
Anzu: I wanna be Peacock
Yugi: XD You just said Pea Cock!
Anzu: -_-
Isis: I guess I'll be White then -_-
Marik: Wait what did I miss!? Oh poo I cant be a guy *wails then stops abruptly* Okay I'm done. Can I be Scarlet then?
Yugi: Yeah you can be her XD Maybe Mariks the gay one!
Marik: I'm not gay either!!!
Miho: *comes out of closet trembling* I was just sitting there and.He fell. *points to a dead Bakura*
All else: O_O Ah!!!!
Rae: *freezes everyone* What will happen? Is Bakura really dead? Will Joey ever get over Serenity's growing up? Who has done this to Bakura?? Find out next time on Yugioh Clue.