Chapter one: 41 ways to piss Vader off.
Disclaimer: I do not own shit, except Amerie, Julia, and Barbra. And the ways to piss Vader and the emperor off. George Lucas owns Vader and Palpatine.
Julia, Amerie and Barbra were sitting on the floor of the executor, eating pizza and writing kick me signs. Julia looked up and saw Darth Vader storming past-she smirked and nudged Amerie.
"Lookie, Vadee is passing" she said to Amerie, pointing to Vader.
Amerie smirks and looks Julia in the eyes. She raises an eyebrow.
"I bet we could piss him off." Amerie said smirking.
"Yeah, we could write a list of things to do to him today." Julia said smirking
"I can name one." Barbra said raising an eyebrow. "We could throw marshmallows at him while he's walking."
Julia rolled her eyes and laughed. "You love throwing marshmallows at people."
"Hmm... we could dye his cape pink."
They soon began writing a list of all the ways they could piss Vader off, and soon Amerie had a list. She shows Barbra and Julia.
"Lookie at me list!" Amerie exclaimed giggling non stop. Julia and Barbara began reading; they tried not to laugh as three storm troopers passed them.
41 ways to piss Darthy Vadee off
by: Amerie Christensen.
glue his helmet to his face.
pierce his ears with tiny heart shaped earrings
er..and anything else you want to pierce.
suck helium and repeat everything he says
sing "oh Vadee you make me complete."
giggle non stop
yell " I love obi wan Kenobi"
get him completely drunk, tie him up naked, take thousands of pictures and post them on the HoloNet.
Buy a ferret and name him darthy.
Write a love letter to the emperor, using hearts when dotting the I's and sign it in Darth Vader's name.
write a song about him and Palpy sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
tell him obi wan is better
hug him whenever you can
kiss him whenever you can.
talk like yoda non stop
glue his penis to his suit
tell him padme was a whore
ask him why he didn't win the battle against obi wan.
get him drunk and dress him like a whore.
answer all his questions in questions.
sing Barbie girl non stop.
ask him if he will be your valentine
ask him to see Brokeback mountain with you.
tell him atleast 40 times a day that you want him to pop your cherry.
flirt with the stormtroopers.
crash all the ships, and tie fighters in the hanger of the Executor.
ask him why he wears a helmet-even though you know why.
throw him a birthday party
at the party-pay a stormtrooper, have the storm trooper jump out of the GIANT PINK cake, and strip while singing happy birthday.
Say bite me everytime you answer him.
send him to tattoine
fill his chambers/rooms with sand-burning hot sand.
scream bloody murder.
try his suit on and dance around making a fool of yourself/him.
call him by his real name.
take him camping with Palpy
drug them, strip their clothes off
take pictures
in the morning wake them up with a fog horn and crackle evilly
lock him in a room with C-3PO, Jar Jar, Jabba the hutt, and yoda.
set him up on a blind date with a really ugly woman, and tell him that the woman is beautiful.