Jerry was chilling in his dorm at beacon eating a bowl of tacos and burgers. He was too busy eating to see that the window of his room has been smashed by a giant cat. the cat made a horrifying meow, which startled jerry so much that he pulled out his assault rifle and started shooting up the place.
" holy fucking shit they found me!" he yelled " i must have forgotten to reset the anti-cat dispersion generator". as more cats filled the room and started firing back with lasers, his good friend Blake entered the room her eyes widened at the sight of all the cats "what the fuck is going on" she asked Jerry from the safety of behind the couch, Jerry looked over to Blake and replied "they found me!". Blake's eyes showed fear and asked in a hushed voice "what are we going to do?". Jerry stood up from behind the couch and looked Blake directly in the eye "you need to get out of here" he said " theirs something you don't know about me, i... am a bomb" Blake nodded and kissed Jerry right on the lips before running out the room. Jerry turned towards the army of laser cats and said "come at me you fucks, im not running any more!" suddenly the room was filled with bright lights as it exploded.
out side the building Blake watches forlornly and whispers quietly " im pregnant"
the end