Konnichiwa! Yes it's me, I'm back with your favourite cosplay café team! I just didn't want to leave it any longer, so I decided that I'd release this thing! For those of you just joining us, this is a sequel in case you hadn't read the description. If you want to read this, then I would first read the original- "Café Cosplay"

So, are you ready for new enemies, new twists, new characters but still the same old heroes, old friends and old outdated anime references?

Kiku: My anime references are not-

Tanoshimu!

Notes:

First line (the song)- Kokoro no Tamago, the very first opening theme of Shugo Chara.

Discotheque- The opening song of Rosario + Vampire Capu2.

The 'Tsuntsun' closet thing- Well when Japan explains the clothing thing, it's a slight reference to Haruhi Suzumiya. But it can also be referenced to quite a few animes. I was actually going for a Shugo Chara/ Haruhi Suzumiya thing.

"Kitto- hoppu, steppu, jyanpu. Doruu, dorou, doroun. Chippu, shiroppu, hoippu. Naritai atashi."

The blonde haired girl finished the dance along with her two fellow co-workers: Eliza and Lili. At the back of the café, Britt could see Angie-the cleaner- applauding them happily and so was Francis, though a lot more vigorously than Angie, much to her annoyance. Britt didn't really care for Francis though, because there was only one man who was annoying and persistent enough to push his way into her heart.

Britt stepped off the stage and almost immediately she was greeted by the sight of Antonio and Kiku: the managers of Café Cosplay. Originally, Antonio was the owner but he had joined forces with Kiku to improve their business.

"That was very impressive Brittany-san." Kiku complimented.

"Yeah it was really cool! You should do it again tomorrow!" Antonio beamed.

"Okay but please don't make me do Discotheque again. You know how much short skirts annoy me." Britt pleaded.

"And how much France likes them..." Antonio and Kiku mumbled.

"Exactly. So no short skirts please." Britt sighed.

"No promises Britt. We do get a rot more customers when it's you wearing the skirt." Kiku pointed out.

"...I'm choosing to ignore that last comment." Britt muttered.

"But Britt-" Antonio began.

"Oh look, a customer! Welcome home master!" Britt called as she went off to serve a table.

Antonio and Kiku smiled as they watched the young blonde-haired girl occupy herself suddenly with serving Peter, her little brother. Though it didn't last long, for it became obvious a few seconds later that they were having an argument over Peter being a country.

"Such a tsundere..." Kiku smiled.

"And cute too." Antonio grinned.

"Good day's vork today Britt!"

Britt turned around, still wiping away the sweat from her forehead after performing yet another dance. It was Eliza, her best friend that was practically like a sister to her. After all, Eliza had taken her in when she had no place to call home and had been there to push her when Britt couldn't decide on things. Britt didn't see as much of her nowadays, but when she did she was always overjoyed.

"Oh hey Eliza!" Britt beamed.

"How are zings vith Alfred?" Eliza asked.

"Honestly, is that your first question every time we see each other?" Britt sighed.

"Yup! So how are zey?" Eliza grinned.

"Things are... Okay..." Britt muttered.

"Have you...?"

The silence was shocking, but most definitely needed. Once Britt got what she was talking about, her face turned from normal to pink and her eyes became as wide as saucers.

"Th-that's none of your business!" She snapped.

"Aww c'mon. I bet you have!"

"No we haven't!"

"Sure, vatever you say..."

Eliza, I know your Yaoi fangirl intuition is usually spot on but this time it isn't. Perhaps you're losing your touch? No... That can't be it. Maybe things are going too slow with Alfred...

I really hope it isn't the case.

"I'm home." Britt sighed.

"Hiya Britt!"

Then all of her magical friends appeared to greet her. Her face instantly lit up at the sight of them together: a lovely sight for such a long and tiring day.

"My ma-"

But then Tinkerbell pressed a finger to her lips and Britt stopped upon seeing the gesture.

"There's someone here." Tinkerbell whispered.

Britt opened her mouth to say something back to them but then a voice called out from the living room that both answered her question for her and embarrassed her slightly.

"Bri-itt~!" The voice sang.

Britt froze up, but her imaginary friends pushed her forward. Eventually she was able to walk on her own so with shaky legs, she entered the living room. Standing before her was a dirty blond, blue eyed American with a huge smile spread across his face.

"Welcome home..." He whispered seductively.

Britt knew what that tone meant. Before she had any time to prepare herself, the man planted a soft kiss on her dry lips. Slowly he formed a tight grip around her and she reached her hands around his waist. The kiss carried on until Alfred pulled away, leaving them both gasping for breath slightly.

"Britt!" Alfred gasped.

"What?" She asked.

"You didn't do the leg flick!" Alfred whined.

"... I'm going to be kind enough to ask. What... The hell?"

"Y'know in films where there's a kiss scene the girl always flicks her leg up!"

"I refuse to do something so cliché and girly!"

"But you are a girl!"

"I was originally a guy and I can change back anytime I want!"

Then Britt stormed off down the hallway, headed for the basement where her magical things were. Down there she could easily use her spell book and draw a pentagram to change her back. But Alfred didn't want her to do that so he ran up and tackled her to the floor playfully.

"BLOODY HELL THE PAIN! I raised you better than this!" Britt screamed.

"Yep. Nothing turns you on more than your girlfriend acting like your mother." Alfred sighed sarcastically.

"Why you..."

Britt rolled over only to see that Alfred was clinging tightly onto her legs and, now that she had rolled over, had a clear view of her pants. She instantly tried to cover herself, only to have Alfred raising himself slightly and pulling himself along the floor to be closer to her.

"So... Now?" He asked, smirking.

"N-never!" She stuttered.

"Oh I dunno about that..." Alfred smirked as he stood up again. "You can't avoid it forever Britt. And neither can you resist my charms forever."

Britt raised herself so that she was kneeling down with her hands placed in her lap. Despite this cute, fragile position, she continued to verbally snap at him like some British snake.

"Don't flatter yourself git!" She spat.

Alfred stopped his ascent of the stairs as he heard this and instantly went back to Britt. He crouched down and gently grabbed her by the chin.

"Don't push it Britt. I can't hold back my un-heroic urges forever." He smirked.

Then he kissed her softly again, but only a quick gentle kiss this time before he turned to ascend the stairs again. Britt sat there with that pure angelic look on face, not quite sure how to react to her boyfriend's closing statement.

The next morning...

Britt woke up and rolled over, seeing the innocent sleeping face of Alfred F Jones- the United States of America. His eyelids were shut and his face looked so pure and sweet that Britt had to suppress the urge to coo over him and break out her camera in a similar way to what Eliza or Kiku might've done. But she was a calm, controlled girl and so she simply put a hand to his sleeping face and stroked back a piece of his hair. Then his lips parted ever so slightly and from his mouth he uttered one word, ever so softly to her:

"Pedo..."

"W-what?" She snapped.

"You... Paedophile." He muttered.

"How so?" She asked, clearly annoyed.

"You're like centuries older than me dude, plus you raised me." Alfred explained lazily.

"Would you prefer I dumped you, fatass?"

"Noo... That's fine..."

"You say that as if you actually have control over it. Anyway I have to go to work now."

"Okay, later babe."

"I'm not your 'babe', idiot."

"Iggy..."

"Not that either!"

"Artie, Britt, Britain, England. Ya have too many names anyway. You need to learn to cut down dude."

"This coming from the overweight fatass..."

It turned out that the casual American was too tired (lazy) to get up and walk his girlfriend to work. He'd probably just get up sometime after noon, make himself (or more likely just heat up) something for breakfast and then head for home as usual.

Britt figured that this would probably be okay but then as she walked to work, she soon found that Roderich and Eliza were nowhere to be seen. Perhaps they walked at earlier time now? Maybe even a later one? At any rate, she had hoped that she would encounter someone on the way, however no such luck so she remained alone until she reached the café.

She opened the door, quickly sidestepping a bucket that she had half expected to fall. However it didn't, obviously meaning that either Antonio or Kiku had finally sorted it out. There weren't any rose petals either, so that was a bonus.

But despite the absence of buckets and rose petals, she was still in for a surprise. Just a few moments after she stepped in, she was suddenly grabbed by Eliza and pushed into a closet- the very same closet that Eliza had forced her into when she had first joined the café.

"WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME? Seriously Kiku if this is an anime reference I am going to kill you as much as one can kill the personification of a country!" Britt yelled.

The door opened very slightly, just enough for Britt to be able to see his neutral brown eyes and half of his dead straight mouth, neutral as usual- showing no sign of any emotion.

"If by grabbing someone by their crothing and dragging them somewhere so that you can force them into somewhere that you want them to go in a very Tsuntsun sort of way then yes I suppose that is an anime reference but prease, don't hurt me."

Then Kiku shut the door before Britt could retaliate in any way. Britt then realised that something had been forced into her hands as she came in: it was a black cape, similar to her own. Obviously since she didn't bring it to work today, so they had provided her with one but still... Why did she need one in the first place?

Later...

"Shh! Be quiet Britt!" Eliza hissed.

"No! Not until you tell me what the bloody hell is going on! And why is it always me involved?" Britt snapped.

"Vell Angie's here too und if ve had brought Kat zen... Vell you know vat her... Two large regions are like. Besides, ve're ze people zat Kiku und Antonio trust so you should be honoured!" Eliza explained.

"Don't try to flatter me with that! Just what are you-?"

"Aren't you meant to be a good spy? Vat about vorld var two? Spying on ze Axis? Now keep it down!" Eliza snapped.

Britt stayed silent and sat with her arms folded but then Angie kindly handed a newspaper, presumably to explain their current situation. She kindly thanked her fellow co-worker and was going to query her on which page to look up but she didn't need to, for the front page article was obviously the one concerning them...

CAFÉ KOL

A new café has recently opened for the countries of the world to eat at. The new café: Café Kol is already a big hit with most of the countries, especially China- one of the world's gourmet countries. They have yet to receive reviews from other food-orientated countries, but the café is quickly becoming popular throughout the world, overtaking the now outdated Café Cosplay.

"Outda-" Britt exclaimed.

"Shh!" Angie and Eliza hissed, covering Britt's mouth. "They'll hear us!"

"I'm outraged!" Britt growled. "Let me at those tarts in there! I can take them! Let me go!"

"No one was saying you couldn't take them Britt..." Angie laughed nervously. "But you can't just walk in there. We're from Café Cosplay, the opposing team."

"Still..." Britt frowned.

"Look ve have ze data I need. It's just an ordinary café, no strange outfits involved." Eliza explained.

"What I'd give to work there..." Britt muttered.

Eliza and Angie looked at her with both shock and horror upon their faces, something which Britt quickly tried to fix.

"British sarcasm chaps! You know I love our café really!" Britt smiled reassuringly.

Both Eliza and Angie smiled. Yes... Britt loved the café. She may have been through quite a lot and complained about it on a daily basis but really she loved it and there was no way she'd let it lose to this 'Café Kol' without a fight.

...And there you have it! The girls (or rather the girls + one genderbended wizard pirate gentleman/lady thing) are back in town! I hope you enjoyed that first chapter! Was there anything wrong? Was it as good as the original?

The next chapter will be out in about... A week? In the meantime- I need help.

What do you guys want me to call Vietnam? Yes she will be appearing in this. What name shall we use for her. She doesn't have an official one so I was hoping you guys had some ideas.

Review and help! Chapters will not be able to continue if we don't get a name!

Sayonara minna-san!

~Neko