Title: Indigestion
Author: Serenity & Trunks
Email:
Serenity: Gamegirl36@aol.com
Trunks: Vidiott@aol.com
Rating:G (maybe)
Dragon Ball Z is NOT mine. Basically it belongs
to all the big wigs in Japan, and the translators
in America. This fic is my first one, so try not
to send too many flames. It's about an eating
contest between Goku, Krillin, Vegeta, Yajirobe
and Puar. Yeah, I know this ones kind of weird.
Okay, it's really weird. This fanfic is
for the open minded only. I warned you!
Indigestion
The whole gang was gathered at Master
Roshi's island abode in the tropics. A new enemy
had appeared out of thin air, and was mauling
everything and everyone he came across. They knew
they were the only ones who could stop him, so
they gathered together to discuss it over lunch.
"This enemy could destroy everyone and everything
in one blow if it wanted to. We have to do someth-"
Said Master Roshi.
"Gimme that hotdog, you big monkey,"
interrupted Yajirobe.
"We have more important things to discuss, you
overgrown pig." replied Goku. "Besides, it was mine in
the first place."
Krillin cried,"Guys, knock it off! If we don't do
something about this evil guy, there won't be any
hotdogs left in the world to argue about!"
Goku and Yajirobe immediately clamped their
mouths shut and cast their eyes down. Vegeta said,
"I say we just forget about it. After all, i'm the
strongest being in the universe, and I can kill
anybody. I can squash him like an ant."
Everybody got big sweatdrops on their heads, and
glanced at eachother. "You don't get it Vegeta,
this guy's stronger than ten Gokus and every time
he kills, he gets stronger!"explained Master Roshi.
Everyone was suddenly startled when they
heard a loud buzzing noise. They looked over at
Yamcha, and saw him snoring into his plate. "Wake
up!" shouted Puar.
"No mommy, I don't want to go to school
today. All the udder kibs bake fun ob meeeee."
He whined in his sleep.
All of a sudden, he woke up, and his
face turned bright red. "He he, um, I hope no
one heard that,"he said nervously.
"CCCRRRAAAASSSHHHHH!!!!"
Everybody ducked under the table and
covered their heads. Krillin was the first
one to look up. "Oh my god!!" he cried.
Everybody else looked up and gasped, for
there was a big gaping hole in the ceiling, and
hovering above it was a huge monster(it looked like
an orange Dudoria, except twice as big!)that bellowed
something in a strange language that no one understood.
"I know!" Bulma exclaimed.
She pulled out her translator and put it on, and
and listened to what he had to say.
"hjfdjfkdfjshuiuuu!!!" the monster yelled.
"I will kill you all!!!" Bulma translated, a
frightened lookcreeping onto her face.
"Fdfkdjdfkdlsprooopp!!!"it screamed.
"and disembowel your limbs," Bulma stuttered.
"hdflslllASDSDlkjjk!!!" He shouted even louder than
before.
"Unless you defeat me" Bulma said, practically
cowering before the monster.
All the rest of the gang got in their battle
positions, and Goku said, "Kameham-"
"Wait! Shouted Bulma. "He says if we beat him
in an eating contest, he'll leave the planet!"
Everybody looked at eachother dumbfounded, and then
Yajirobe said, "You're on!" and he patted his stomach and
grinned expectantly.
Goku and Yajirobe sat themselves down at
the table and got their forks ready. Vegeta said, "I
guess I will try to0. No one defeats the mighty
Vegeta!!!"
He sat down next to them, giving the death stare
to the monster. Krillin and Puar aldo volunteered,
claiming that little people can eat just as much as
big ones, and possibly even more.
Master Roshi hobbled into the kitchen and
returned with 6 GIGANTIC plates of spaghetti. "Here you go
boys."he said. "Kick his butt ,Goku." he whispered in
Goku's ear.
"Ready, set, go!!!!"he yelled
Everyone else was amazed when they looked at the
table again. Puar's plate was gone. Just like that. Now
you see it now you don't. He let out a huge belch.
"BBBUUUUURRRRPPPPP!!!!"
He grinned and said "Done!"
Goku was halfway through his plate and going
fast. Yajirobe was choking on his spaghetti, and he fell
over unconsious to the floor. Bulma's eyes widened. Krillin
was stuffed to the brim, and he fell over and couldn't get up.
Vegeta was taking his time. "Slow and steady wins the race,"
he said. Everybody saw it was obvious he was trying not to
get food on him. He had barely touched his plate.
The monster opened his mouth, devoured the spaghetti,
the plate, and the table! Everybody screamed. This was going
to be tough. But Bulma had an idea. She went to get the next
course, a chicken, twice the size of a normal one, thanks
to argicultural engineering. Inside the monsters turkey,
she slipped her capsule house and tucked it deep inside.
She served every body their turkey, and waited till
the monster devoured his turkey. " Duck!!!!" She yelled, as
she pressed the button to activate the capsule.
There was a horrible squelching noise, and the monster
blew up like a balloon. Rather a house shaped balloon. After a
few seconds, he exploded, showering orange gook all over every
body. "Eeewwww! My new dress!" Bulma shrieked.
"Great thinking Bulma!"Goku said. "You saved the day
and killed the monster!"
Bulma just smiled.
THE END
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Ick! I can't believe I just wrote that. Ick ick ick.
What a horrible story. Anyway, I Serenity wrote this.
My brother Trunks just gave me the idea, yet he wants to
take the credit. I think i'll make my own fic ideas from
here on!
Email me to tell me what you thought... x_x
Serenity
Gamegirl36@aol.com
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