Oh My Kami I've Got Three Eyes

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One morning Tien woke up and went to the mirror and said, "Oh my Kami I've got three eyes." Tien and Chiaotzu went to see Goku. On the way to Goku's house they passed Capsule Corp. Vegeta came out and said, "Oh my kami you've got three eyes. Let me cut one out. This won't hurt............Me"

After Tien heard what Vegeta said, he and Chiaotzu were going full blast to Goku's house. At Goku's house, Chi Chi was cooking and cleaning, Goku was eating, and Gohan was studying. Goku saw Tien and said, "Did you get a new haircut?'' Tien answered, "No you idiot I have another eye!!" Chi Chi walks in with a steak knife and says, "That eye must be bothering you. Let me help you." With that she chases him around with the steak knife. Screams can be heard all over the city.

Tien wakes up screaming and says it was only a dream it was only a dream. He walks over to the mirror and sees his third eye was gone, only a big hole was left. He yet again starts screaming. Tien wakes up yet again screaming and drenched in sweat. He walks to the mirror and finds he has all three eyes. This time he lets out a sigh of relief. The End Our first fic ment for humor. If you love Tien you shouldn't have read this unless you were really bored. Please comment. Love it, hate it we don't really don't care. Gotta go. Ja ne. Wolf Dragon and Tiger Dragon