We all deserve some Pie
Note: I omitted all cursing from all of my stuff. All of it.
Mr. T: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with pies that arrived on a ship and the people of the world devour it. And here's the song!
We all deserve some pie! Tell you why Mrs. Lovett, tell you why! Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two! There's the one eating apple in his proper place and the other one's key lime in the other one's face! Look at cherry, Mrs. Lovett; look at blue(berry)! We all deserve some pie! Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why! Because the dinner of the hungry should be made brief or the taste of pie won't be a relief! We all deserve some pie! But I won't taste banana, not until my dinner is- FINNISHED!
Alright! Who sir, you sir? How about a pie? Come and visit your good friend Sweeney. You sir, too sir? Taste it before you die! I will have lemon! I will have banana cream! Who, sir? You sir? No one's in the shop! C'mon, c'mon! Sweeney's hungry. I want some pie now. You sir! ANYBODY! Gentlemen, you want some pie? No one pie, no, nor ten pies, 'bout a hundred will fill me up! I will eat you!
And I will sneak a pie from the bake house, and Mrs. L won't notice, I'm quiet as a mouse. But the last time the fingers got stuck in my teeth, it sucks!
But the flossing waits! I am full at last! And I'm full of pie!
Hope you enjoyed!