One day Jethro Tull was writing of a song.
"It is a goodly to be making of the songs." said Jethro Tull. Suddenly a weathercock came.
"Oh no Jethro Tull." said the weathercock, "Aqualung is making a perving of little girls!"
So Jethro Tull called the Mouse Police and they made an arresting of Aqualung.
"Now you are jailed Aqualung!"
Aqulung danubed in his cell for all eternity.