CHAPTER 1

I felt cold, so cold in fact that I thought I was a snowball. My name is Harry Potter and I once was a wizard but know I am frozen in ice thanks the Extrapolator™.

It all started last month when my ginger friend, Ron dared me to go to Professor Snape's laboratory. At first I said know but then all of my other friend Hermione dared me as well so I thought I better do it or I won't hear the end of it. So I got up, walked out of Gryffindor tower and started the long descent into Slytherin Dungeons.

All was going well until the dirty blonde Malfoy stopped me and asked me, "What are you doing down here Potter?''

"It's got nothing to do with you Malfoy!"

"Well I'm going to tell on you and then you'll be sorry!"

But I didn't care so I walked past him without a care.

I was nearly there when I remembered that I forgot that Snape always locked his laboratory I then remembered that I always have one of Hermione's bobby pins in my undies, (yes my undies girls keep stuff in there bras and I keep stuff in my undies so deal with it.) so I got out the booby pin from my undies and started picking the lock. Just as I unlocked it Professor Snape came up behind and said in his most sneering voice ever…

"What are you doing here Potter?"

There you go there's my first story I hope you liked it more Chapters will be coming soon…

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