A/N: Ahem. Gentlemen.
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"Wally, I am home now. And I am looking so handsome, and also my shirt opened?" Dick's shirt fluttered mysteriously in the non-existant wind, the utility belt offing itself by jumping off a building.
"Ooh Mister Dick, oooh!" Wally swooned. Dick caught him, leaning over him. "Let's do it."
"Of course. And..." Dick gazed longfully into Wally's eyes. "I will leave my mask on." He gazed even more.
Meanwhile, in a 20 mile radius of this event.
Kaldur was getting wet. "Ooooooh Dick!"
Superboy was turning gay. "Don't make me angry~"
It was amazing.
The end.