AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sometimes you do not get along with coworkers. ^_^ this story was taken down for a while because ff.net was under the misconception that it was two chapters of the same story. In fact, part 1 & 2 were written as two separate stories, but I'll put it up the way they want it. =( I don't own DBZ.
Never Mess With a Super Saiyan
By Kelly M. Maraglia
As Keelia Drake made her way back to her place of employment from break, she could hear loud, feminine screaming. She peeked around the corner of Phantom Books, coffee in hand, only to discover that it was her coworker Jack (yes a male) screaming. Keelia snickered.
Then she saw the cause of poor Jack's suffering. He had a black eye and was being beaten repeatedly by a little boy, causing Keelia to snicker more.
The boy had light purple hair and bright blue eyes. Keelia smiled as she recognized her favorite Dragonball Z character, Chibi Trunks and beside him stood his father, Vegeta, the Prince of the Saiyans. Vegeta watched his son pummel Jack and nodded approvingly. Keelia could no longer contain her laughter. It burst from her throat and she almost dropped her coffee.
Trunks paused in his pummeling and the three stared at her.
"Welcome to Phantom Books, your Majesties. It is an honor to serve you this morning." Keelia said and bowed respectfully.
The three were taken aback by this unexpected formality. Vegeta was the first to recover and he smirked arrogantly. It had been quite a while since anyone bowed to him.
"Keelia, how could you? They're beating me up!" Jack whined. Keelia sighed.
"What did he do?" She asked, ignoring her coworker's pleas.
"He was rude to my dad and me!" Trunks yelled angrily and commenced with his pummeling yet again.
"Jack you should know better." Keelia lectured sarcastically, shaking her finger at Jack. Vegeta smirked.
"What do you mean?" Jack cried.
"Never mess with a Super Saiyan." Keelia said simply. Her statement shocked the two Super Saiyans as Vegeta and Trunks looked at her curiously.
"How do you know about that?" Vegeta asked suspiciously.
Keelia was about to answer when Bulma came in with two huge Toys-A-Plenty bags.
"I'm glad I found you two! You won't believe that toys they have at that store!" Bulma began excitedly. She took one out and showed it to her husband and son. It was a Chibi Trunks action figure.
"Hey! It's me?!" Trunks said, shocked.
"Eep! They must have gotten a new shipment of the older figures! I wonder if they have a Perfect Cell figure for my boyfriend!" Keelia thought aloud and raced across the hall to the toy store.
In her wake, she left a very curious family and a much-bruised coworker.
The End