The Exchange of Letters and Emails

by My Written Dreams

Dear Imai, STOP BLACKMAILING ME OR I'LL KILL YOU. No, that's too extreme. I love you too much. NO, WAIT, I DO NOT LOVE YOU! I've finally come out of the closet. Wait, that sounds a bit wrong... LALALA. I sound so gay...Alright, bye! -Ruka Nogi :2#

So. Enjoy. :)

The Exchange of Letters and Emails
-My Written Dreams-

Dear Imai,

I have no idea why I'm putting 'Dear'. You aren't exactly dear to me. In fact, you AREN'T dear to me. No, not at all. You hear me? Noooo.

Now, I have no idea why I'm writing you something like this. Actually, you might not even get it. I might not give it to you. It might stay inside my closet forever and ever and ever and ever and - I'll get to the point. Don't look through my closet. No, that's not my point.

My point is - STOP BLACKMAILING ME. You following me around is FREAKING ME OUT. Well, that might be what you want, but yeah.

I feel so powerful right now; I'm not my usual kind-o self. I feel like I'm finally out of the closet. Wait, that kind of sounds wrong...

DO NOT GET ANY IDEAS, YOU FREAKY, DEPRESSED LOOKING WOMAN. You know what I mean - girl. Yeah.

I lost my point...No, I remembered it again. IMAI, STOP BLACKMAILING ME. OR ELSE. I SHALL KILL YOU. No, I don't want to kill you. Too extreme. I love you too much - WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?! Whoa, I just PRACTICALLY sweared. I'm so proud of myself.

ANYWAY. Don't get any ideas! I don't love you! AND I AM NOT A SISSY.

Wait, I just gave you ideas, didn't I...

You know what? I'm ending this letter RIGHT NOW. Yes, NOW, before I embarrass myself any further or give you any more ideas. LALALA, I'M INNOCENT.

...I sound so gay. Alright, bye!

-Ruka Nogi

...Weird. O.O

Anyway, please review! And to 'The Effects of Pick-Up Lines' readers, it will be updated soon. Hopefully. Maybe a few more days. I'm very lazy and busy these days. :)

-MWD/Natalie