A Day in the Life of a Porg
9:02 am
A strange thing was thrown into my nest. How rude! I stomped on it, but nothing happened. Then, a giant hand reached down and grabbed it away from me! Hey! I wasn't done with that!
9:34 am
I eat breakfast.
10:16 am
I take a nap.
11:00 am
I decide to terrorize some caretakers. I like to land on their heads and steal whatever they have at that moment. Then I screech in their ears and fly away.
12:07 pm
I eat lunch.
1:01 pm
I take a nap.
2:09 pm
I get a band of my friends and we go terrorize that big furry thing that invaded our island. We make nests in the wires of its ship and I like to stand on the console in the cockpit and scream till my heart's content. (Unless the big furry thing sideswipes me off and I hit the window. Not fun, but totally worth it. [I like to annoy him.])
4:27 pm
I take a nap.
4:59 pm
I eat dinner.
5:45 pm
I take a nap.
6:30 pm
I decide to be annoying and go stare at the intrusive furry thing. He's eating dinner. Wait! Bill? Ahhh! He's eating Bill! And I think Carl's roasting over the fire! Noooo! I chirp annoyingly, hoping he'll put Bill down. He doesn't. Instead, he growls at me. Yipes! I fly away.
7:53 pm
I terrorize the caretakers again.
8:36 pm
I go to bed.