Hey guys! Welcome to Total Drama Seven Seas Expedition, a sequel to Total Drama Kingdom! This season will be written by me, Gazorscreen, and Laker Dragon. This is an underwater-themed season featuring multiple cameos from previous Total Drama contestants and other fictional underwater-themed characters! This season will contain drama, suspense, thrill, and swash-buckling action! Will be even more better than last season!
Enjoy,
GoGoGadget831, Gazorscreen, Laker Dragon
On a dark, calm night in the middle of the ocean, a big, creepy pirate ship rocked back and forth as it sailed over the dark ocean. The sky was extremely foggy and dark, with dark grey clouds covering a pitch dark sky, and the sharks were swimming about the ocean to catch their prey for a midnight snack. All that could be seen in the creepy ship was a lantern casted on two mysterious shadows who were talking. One of the figures appeared to have multiple legs and the other held a triton in his hand.
"If our plan works, we'll be able to overthrow the king and take over Atlantis!" one of the figures said evilly.
"And I know just how to get to Atlantis! Earlier, I saw a huge cruise ship that can take us there! We'll capture each of the members of the ship hostage and have them take us to Atlantis! From there, we can kill the king while he is asleep, persuade the people of Atlantis to side with us, and become the rules once and for all!" the other said.
"That sounds like the perfect plan! You got yourself a deal!" the other figure replied back. They shook hands and laughed loudly and evilly all throughout the night. They were ready to put their plan in action!
*cut to a cruise ship*
Chris is dressed like an old-fashioned pirate with a worn-out white top, black pants, a pirate hat with a skull and crossbones on it, a patch on his left eye, black boots, and a green parrot perched on his shoulder. Chef is dressed up like a pirate too, with a black eye patch on his left eye, a red bandana on his large head, a torn blue shirt, worn-out brown pants, old sandals, gold rings on his fingers, and a gold tooth to cover up the gap in between his teeth. He was fiercely steering a ship; The Chris McClean Dreamliner Cruise Ship, to an unknown location.
The Chris McClean Dreamliner Cruise Ship was a HUGE ship. It was five floors high. The bottom floor was pitch black and spooky-looking from a glance, but one could see many flies, snakes, and other creepy-crawlies from a distance, which were unpleasant to look at. The 2nd floor had a few very small, single rooms, each containing one bed, a closet, a wardrobe, and a desk; all made from wood but looked very similar to a typical college dorm room. It also had some very filthy bathrooms that each had a foul stench. Flies and mosquitoes flew all over, and huge carpenter ants crawled on the floor, waiting to bite their next victim. Both floors were indoors. The 3rd floor was a huge, vast, outdoor deck. It looked like it had just been cleaned. It was completely white; the color almost similar to an ice rink. There were white cruise seats facing the front of the ship and the bow was huge as well, with tall, white railings to prevent anyone from jumping into the ocean ;). There was also a tall pole which held the crow's nest. In the back of the deck, there was Chef's kitchen. Heaps of trash were in the kitchen waiting to be thrown out, there were stacks of dishes waiting to be washed, and the whole place was a helter-skelter mess. There were also a few tables and chairs set outside the kitchen. The right edge of the ship also had a long, wooden plank for people to "walk the plank". The fourth floor was a huge, very elegant-looking, indoor hall. It consisted of a huge swimming pool, jacuzzi, several spas, mud baths, and beautiful men and women waiting to give someone a massage. There was also a huge workout room, a games room, a fancier kitchen that provided five-star meals, the ballroom, and queen-styled bedrooms. The fifth floor was strictly off-limits. However, it was another rather large room. It consisted of Captain McClean's Quarters, which was even more good-looking than the fourth floor, consisting of a golden bathroom, golden bedroom, golden everything! There was also another room where the controls to the ship and the steering wheel were. And that's where Chris and Chef happen to be at the moment. The room consisted of many security cameras, a huge HD Television, a steering wheel, and a few computers.
Chris turns to the camera and says, "We're coming to you live from the Chris McClean Dreamliner Cruise Ship! I'm your host, Chris McClean! But you can call me Captain McClean this season! This is going to be one exciting season, because we're bringing back the cross-country competing from Total Drama World Tour! We're going to take a dive under the sea in an underwater-themed season! This is going to be one intense, dramatic season with suspense, swashbuckling action, violence, and of course, drama! We will introduce our contestants momentarily once we pick up our contestants from Camp Wawanakwa!"
"But before the contestants show up, SOONCHAN! Get the three new interns over here!" Chris yelled out.
"Coming!" Soonchan cried out. However, the three new interns showed up before he did. One of the interns was a girl of medium height and was rather thin. She had short, messy black hair, black sunglasses, a blue shirt that had a big "M" on it, blue capris, and black sandals. She seemed very nervous about starting her job as an intern. The other intern was a guy that was just about her height. He had short black hair, a red shirt, blue shorts, and white sneakers. He seemed pretty chill and could really care less about his job. Both were of Indian American descent. The last intern was a very tall, but quiet guy, of African American descent. He had a green shirt with a "Yoshi" face on it, dark blue shorts, and red sneakers. He seemed to be the type who was very focused on what he does and was very loyal, given any order.
"Hello Anjana, Anurag, and David! Welcome to your first day on the job! Say, where's your boss?" Chris asked.
"Oh, he kidnapped his ex-girlfriend from her high school prom. He's coming up now," Anjana said, laughing.
"LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO YOU FAT BASTARD!" a loud, high-pitched voice cried out.
"No way, Jose!" Soonchan yelled back to the voice.
Soonchan, wearing a black shirt, beige shorts, black sandals, and with his huge afro on his head, was walking and carrying his ex-girlfriend, Laura. She happened to be a very attractive girl. She was quite tall, had long blond hair, was wearing a red dress that was similar to Blaineley's dress, had red lipstick, black eyeliner, and blue mascara on, and black high-heels. She struggled under Soonchan's arms and constantly pounded his back as an order to let her go.
"I was just about to have a romantic dance with my future boyfriend and enjoy the greatest night of my life! Why did you have to take me to this crappy ship? WHY?!" Laura screamed.
"Owwww, my ears. Somebody call an ambulance", Anurag said, feeling completely irritated by the sound of her voice.
"Hey Sooch, what happened to Blaineley?" Chris asked.
"She's in jail after that terrible prank you played on her. And I'm tired of waiting for her to get out of jail free. So, I decided to have some fun with Laura instead!" Soonchan said, holding her waist.
"Get your filthy hands off my waist! You and I were over a long time ago! And we're never getting back together! EVER!" Laura yelled.
"Awwww, I love you too!" Soonchan squealed, proceeding to kiss and shove his tongue down her mouth.
"YECCCHHHHHH! Your kisses are gross! I never liked your kisses when we were dating! It's like making out with a skunk!" Laura yelled.
"You know you want me!" Soonchan said, winking.
"NOOOOO!" Laura yelled.
"Can someone get this girl out of here?" Anjana told Chris, covering her ears and feeling annoyed as well.
"I second that!" David added, raising his hand.
"Umm, Chef, will you do the honors please?" Chris asked.
Chef got off of his seat and hoisted Laura by her dress collar. "Hey, easy on the dress! I paid good money for it! From my debit card!" she said.
"Yeah, yeah. Nobody cares," Chef said as he took Laura, brought her to the plank, and she fell overboard into a filthy lake.
"BLAUGH! This lake is gross! It's going to take me ages to wash myself and my dress clean!" Laura complained.
"Sorry..." Owen said nearby as he farted loudly in the lake. Chef then stepped on it and the ship quickly sailed away, leaving poor Laura behind.
"HEY! COME BACK! How am I ever going to get back home and back to prom?! How will I get back to my future boyfriend? AUGHHHHHH!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Don't worry, I can give you a piggy back ride back!" Owen replied, maneuvering his back over to Laura to get on.
"No way, Mr. Farticcus! There's no way in hell I'm taking that offer!" she snapped back.
"Okay then, suit yourself", Owen said, shrugging as he walked out of the lake, leaving poor Laura behind. Laura then found a way out of the filthy lake and found a nearby dock. She stuck her thumb out in the air as a way to hitchhike home. She grunted in frustration.
Sooner or later, the Chris McClean Dreamliner Cruise Ship had arrived at Camp Wawanakwa. There, at the Dock of Shame, many people with their suitcases, bags, and other belongings, were eagerly waiting to be picked up by the ship and to endure another thrilling season of Total Drama. The doors to the ship opened and a white staircase showed up to take the contestants aboard.
"Let's meet our contestants!" Chris announced. "First up, we've got our chill dude and future business school student from the East Coast...Jalen!"
"What's up, chumpies?!" Jalen said. He was an African American boy who was of medium height. He wore glasses, a gray T-shirt that said, "East Coast Reppin'" in navy blue print, torn blue jeans, and black sneakers. He also had a small afro of black hair on his head. He high-fived Chris quite hard that Chris just put both of his hands behind his back and said, "Alright, no more high-fives. My hand is tired already!"
"Next up is our smart girl all the way from Cali who is very bright, talkative, and has a lot of color to bring to the table...Chloe!"
"Hi everyone!" Chloe squealed. Chloe then took a snapchat with Chris, only for Chris to give an awkward expression. She then sent it to all of her snapchat friends and smiled gleefully. She and Jalen shook hands and started chatting it up. She was an Asian American girl with long, dyed brown hair, a white tank top, white shorts, and light pink sandals. She had a Totoro shaped cell phone cover and her phone was HUGE.
"Our shy, but nice girl, who is also best friends with our wild child, Nora, please welcome... Alex!"
"Hi!" Alex said, smiling a little and waving to Chris. She didn't say much after that. She just sat down on one of the deck benches, near where Chloe and Jalen were sitting. She wore a nice black top as well as a black and gold skirt and high heels. She had long black hair.
"Next up is probably the strongest female wrestler in the world but with a strong heart of gold...Kayla!"
"Woo hoo! Let's do this thing!" Kayla chanted as she hopped aboard the ship, eager for the competition begin. She sat down on the seat a few spots down from Alex. She wore a gray hoodie, a green sweatband that said "Gators", black sweatpants, and gray sneakers. She had short blonde hair.
"Now, we have a real troublemaker on our hands. Meet Dean!"
Dean had a sly look on his face as an evil chuckle came from his mouth. He had black hair and was wearing a white shirt, black shorts, and gray flip flops. He stuck his hand out to Chris for him to shake it. Chris shook his hand, but got electrocuted as it was happening! Soonchan laughed hysterically, but Chris turned and glared at him, only for him to stop.
"Can't beat my electrocuting buzzer ring!" Dean said, holding his right hand up with the ring in his finger. "Try to touch me and you'll get shocked!"
"Anyway..." Chris said as he dusted off his hair and brushed away all the gray areas from his face and clothes. "Next up we have our spoiled, over-pampered girl, Maddi!"
Maddi had a very irritated look on her face. She was of medium height, had dyed red hair with freckles and wore a white tank top, blue daisy dukes, white heels, and had eyeliner and mascara on her face. She also had maroon colored sunglasses.
"You seriously had to make me stay on that stupid island with all these losers? They are so annoying! Thank god I'm not part of their crowd at home!" she said glaring at all the contestants. Everyone rolled their eyes at her.
"And don't even make me get started on how much that island stank! With all the bugs, the rabid squirrels, those reeking Sasquatchs-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever!" Chris said, pushing her into the ship. "I'm not gonna like dealing with her this season!" he whispered to the camera.
"I heard that! I'm warning you that both of my parents are lawyers!" Maddi yelled from the deck.
Chris, in an irritated tone, then said, "Fine, fine. Next up is our star football player and athlete, Austin!"
"What up, McClean?! I'm stoked for this season!" Austin yelled. He was of African-American descent and had a red and white football jersey, red and white track pants, and white sneakers. He was very tall.
"Next, we have the guy that the girls adore! Here's Kyle!"
"Hey everyone!" Kyle said as he hopped aboard the ship. He had spiked brown hair, a black shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes. He was of medium stature. He shyly had his hands in his pockets and waved at everyone.
"Now, the girl that the guys adore, Katie!"
"How's it going guys?" Katie asked everyone. She wore a black top, black tights, and brown boots. She also had long brown hair. She sat at a spot next to Kyle. They smiled and started chatting.
"Next, we have a brilliant girl! A straight-A student and future doctor, Priya!"
Priya came up to the boat. "Wow, cool ship!" she said, smiling shyly. "I'm looking forward to this season!" She started talking with Jalen and Chloe as soon as she came aboard the ship.
"Now, we have our other athlete. She's captain of her school's volleyball team and runner on her school's track team! Here's Kaylin!"
"Wow, I'm super psyched to be here!" Kaylin said excitedly. She had a blue and gold jersey, blue and gold shorts, and white sneakers. She had long, curly tan hair. She came aboard the ship and went where everyone else was.
"Next up is a special kind of girl! She's president of the Harry Potter Fan Club! Here's...Suha!"
"Go Team Ravenclaw!" she cheered. She wore a blue and black shirt that said Ravenclaw, blue capris, and black sneakers. She also had a Ravenclaw scarf on and had long black hair. She was of Indian descent. She took a seat at one of the benches and started talking to the others.
"Next, we have our smart guy, Anser!"
Anser was of Pakistani descent. He had black hair, glasses, a formal white shirt, sky blue and white striped tie, professional dark brown pants, and brown business shoes.
"You certainly look professional today, Anser", Chris said.
"Hey, gotta look good for my first day on live TV!" he replied, smiling. He kindly waved to the others and joined them.
"Next, our ladies' man, Brandon!"
"What's up peeps? How are the ladies today?" Brandon asked as he jumped on board. He had brown hair, a green hoodie, dark blue pants, green sneakers, and glasses. He struck a pose at the girls on the deck and all of them smiled at him, blushing.
"Now, we have another bright guy! Honor roll student and future engineer, Jimmy!"
"Hey guys! Cool ship!" Jimmy greeted. He was of African American descent, had glasses, a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and black sneakers. He then joined the others.
"Now, we have just your average cool dude, Alex!"
"Wow, looks like I'm not the only Alex on the ship after all! But you can call me Al!" he said laughing. The other Alex laughed too. Al had a yellow hoodie, brown pants, and blue sandals. He grinned at everyone as he joined them.
"And last, but certainly not least, our two interns from Total Drama Kingdom! Please welcome, Macy and Michael!"
Macy and Michael were holding hands and walking aboard the ship. They were both wearing the same clothing today. A green and white hat, green and white shirt, blue jeans, and white shoes. Macy glared at Chris and said, "We did not sign up for this!"
"Actually you did, it's in your contract. Section Number 32 and Paragraph Number 46!" Chris said, taking out his contract and showing it to them. Michael took the contract and ripped it apart.
"Don't worry, I've had the lawyers make hundreds of copies! Hehehehe..." Chris chuckled.
"Don't let him bug you babe. If he does, I'll sock him!" Michael told Macy.
"Sorry, against the rules!" Chris replied. Macy and Michael rolled their eyes and then joined the others on the seats.
"And there you have it folks! These are our 18 competitors for a brand new season! With that said, welcome to Total...Drama...Seven Seas Expedition!"
*intro*
*cut to benches near deck*
"Once again contestants, welcome to Total Drama Seven Seas Expedition! Before we give you a grand tour of the Dreamliner Cruise, I'm going to split up the teams! There will be nine contestants per team!" Chris announced.
"Hey mister, want to be on a team with me?" Macy asked Michael in a flirtatious manner.
"Of course, babe..." Michael said back, winking.
"Sorry lovebirds, but I'm deciding the teams!" Chris interrupted.
"Now then, Kayla...Macy...Brandon...Chloe...Priya...Anser...Austin...Al...and Jalen! You guys are the Heroic Dolphins!"
"What?! You mean I'm not on Mike's team?! I demand a team switch!" Macy shouted in anguish.
"Sorry, against the rules!" Chris said, shrugging.
"You mean I'm on a team with her?!" Mike yelled, pointing to Maddi. Maddi glared back at him and turned away. Mike then said unenthusiastically, "Ummm...yay...I'm on Maddi's team..."
"Okay, Heroic Dolphins! Stand on your team symbol to the left!" Chris announced, pointing to a sea blue symbol with a happy dolphin on it.
"Now then, Kaylin...Michael...Katie...Suha...Alex...Maddi...Kyle...Dean...and Jimmy! You guys are the Villainous Sharks!"
"Why am I a villain? Voldemort is the true villain, not me!" Suha protested.
Chris irritatingly said, "Ok everyone, these teams are what they are. Either deal with it or go home! Sharks, head over to your team symbol to the right!" The team symbol was a red symbol with an angry shark on it.
He continued, "Now that we have our teams, let me give you a grand tour of my beautiful cruise!"
*cut to other side of deck with a few seats on the floor board and a big treasure chest in the center*
"What's this place?" asked Brandon.
"This is where our elimination ceremonies take place. But we'll talk about it later during our first ceremony tonight, where someone will be eliminated and will have to leave the competition for good! And they cannot come back...ever…." Chris said, giving a sly grin. "It's absolutely my favorite part of the game!"
Chris then takes them to a small white room that had a crescent on its door. It was about the same size as the confessional back in Camp Wawanakwa. "This is the poop deck!" he said, grinning widely. "This is where you guys can share your confessions to the entire viewing world! Be aware that your fellow contestants may be able to find out the dirt you guys spread in there, no matter how secret it is!" He winked deviously.
*static*
*in confessional* Macy: *holds nose in confessional* Why is there a camera in the potty?! Can't a girl get a little privacy, like putting on her make-up or something? And this isn't really the ideal place to do make-up here anyway. This place smells awful! Look at all these flies! And they haven't cleaned this damn toilet in at least ten years!
*static*
*in confessional* Michael: Man, if only Macy and I were on the same team. We could chat and rant about all the crap that this dang game is gonna put us through. *sighs*
*static*
*in confessional* Alex: Wow, it's hard to believe that I'm on live TV! This is so exciting! Hi Nora! *waves at camera* I'm going to go out there and win this for the both of us! Your elimination last season was totally unfair, but I'll come out on top! You won't be disappointed.
*static*
*in confessional* Maddi: Hmph! Chris Dreamliner Cruise? More like a McClean Nightmare Dumping Ground! And what a bunch of losers that I'm stuck with for the next few weeks! Me and my clique back home have much more style than these morons! But hey, the more morons I'm with, the more stronger my game is, right?
*static*
*in confessional* Jalen: Woo hoo! I'm super psyched to be here, man! I've made some pretty awesome friends on the first day, and I'm really excited to get to know them throughout the game! That Maddi is crazyyyy though! But Chloe's cool. Dean's really funny. Austin seems like a party bro like me. I'm pretty dang happy!
*static*
*back to ship*
Chris then takes them to the kitchen. "Over here, Chef Hatchet will treat you to the most exquisite meals ever! From electric eel noodles to live, man-eating mermaid stew, he has it all!" Chris giggled.
"Umm….why does this place smell so bad?" Kaylin asks, covering her nose.
"Our fellow interns have not taken the trash out yet! Yo! Anurag! David! Anjana! Get over here and take out the trash!" Chris yelled.
The interns ran over and groaned. "But this is all Chef's trash! Why can't he take it out himself?!" Anurag complained.
Chef then held his kitchen knife from inside and glared and snarled at Anurag. "We'll get to it!" Anurag said nervously.
Anurag, David, and Anjana then took all the trash from Chef's kitchen to take out. "Help...me…." Anjana mouthed to Kayla while she was taking the trash. Kayla gave a nervous look.
*static*
*in confessional* Kayla: Oh man, I feel sorry for those guys. It kinda makes me concerned about the kind of madness that Chris is going to put us through. Nah, but I'm not gonna let it bother me! He's not messing with this girl!
*static*
*back to ship*
"Hey cool! A crow's nest!" Kyle exclaimed, pointing to it.
"Yep. If you want any solitude or if you want a great view of the place, that's the place for you!" Chris said. Kyle grinned at that though. "Anyways, folks, let's head to the bottom floor of my beautiful cruise!"
*cut to the bottom floor of the ship*
Chris led the contestants to a stairway that led towards a pitch-black hallway. Many mysterious chirps, hisses, and buzzes could be heard through the black room that was darker than midnight.
"Umm...it's pitch dark in here. Where are the lights?" Al asked.
"Oops. I almost forgot. Hehehehehe…." Chef laughed slyly as he turned the lights on.
"EEEEEEKK!" Chloe screeched in horror as she jumped into Jalen's arms. "That snake is staring into my soul! Sorry about that Jalen!"
"Don't mention it!" Jalen replied back, trying to help his scared friend.
*static*
*in confessional* Chloe: Okay, so I remember when I was a child, I saw this huge cobra in the local zoo. It was staring right at me and hissing with its teeth sticking right out. He kept ramming into the glass, trying to attack me! I had nightmares about that incident ever since. I am TERRIFIED of snakes. And watching that snake in "The Jungle Book" certainly didn't help!
*static*
*back to ship*
"Nothing to be afraid of. It's just a little snake!" Suha said as she bravely picked up the snake and petted it gently. The snake grew calm and fell asleep in her arms. Everyone stared in awe at the way she soothed that snake while Maddi stuck her tongue out in disgust.
"How do you do that?" Priya asked Suha.
"When I was younger, I always thought that reptiles were pretty cool. Even though my house is Ravenclaw and Slytherin's symbol has a snake in it, snakes are actually pretty smart and cool creatures. They do no harm to you as long as you do no harm to them!" Suha replied, smiling. "I can teach you some tricks to that if you like!"
"Yeah, maybe some other time…" Priya said, feeling a bit uncomfortable around the snake.
"Can all these crickets not?" Katie asked, finding the excessive noise of the crickets grating to her ears.
"These flies won't stop buzzing all over me!" complained Kaylin as she swatted some of the flies away.
"PLEASE CHRIS. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME STAY HERE!" Chloe shrieked as she grabbed Chris by both sides of his shirt collar in a terrified manner.
"Don't worry, Chloe! As long as your team wins, you guys will be safe. However, if your team loses, you guys will have to stay here! In this creepy ship prison! Where the slugs, ants, and snakes will crawl all over your skin and the mosquitoes and flies will feast on you like an all-you-can-eat buffet!" Chris narrated in a very graphic manner. This made Chloe even more uncomfortable and she fled, hiding behind everyone.
"Before we leave, let's take a closer look at this prison, shall we?" Chris told everyone.
"Let's not and say we did…" Maddi said, sharpening her nails.
"I have a better idea! Let's say we didn't visit the prison and let's visit anyway!" Chris shot back. Everyone "ooo-ed" at Chris's statement and Maddi rolled her eyes.
"Shots fired!" Kayla said, high-fiving Anser, who was standing next to her.
"Oh shut up!" Maddi said, glaring at Kayla. Kayla stuck her tongue out at her.
Dean was standing right behind Macy, ready to put a slug on her hair. Austin was standing right beside him, trying not to burst into laughter. Macy then said, "Don't even think about it Dean! I have eyes in the back of my head, y'know."
Dean put the slug away and groaned in failure. Austin patted him on the back and said, "Don't worry. You'll get her next time, bro."
"Enough chit-chat! Let's continue the tour!" Chris yelled at the contestants as he showed them around the prison. Along with the insects, slugs, and snakes on their path, the entire floor was covered in filthy seawater with seaweed and algae covering the floors. Skeletons and bones were everywhere in each of the prisons, the prison bars were rusty, and there were pictures of Captain Barbossa everywhere on the walls. There were no beds. Instead, there was only a wooden board hanging from a few chains in each prison cell. The contestants were not thrilled about this one bit.
"Okay, that's that. Let's take a look at the second floor! The interns are in for a real surprise!" Chris laughed.
"What a rip-off! There aren't even any bathrooms in this floor!" Austin growled under his breath.
"Don't worry! You guys can share a bathroom with the interns on the next floor! Interns, right this way!" Chris said.
They were then taken to the second floor. The floor here was almost as dirty as the first floor, except slightly cleaner. It was still a wooden floor and there were a few small rooms that were very similar to college dorm rooms. The contestants peeked inside and noticed that each room had a small bed that actually had a mattress and a decent-looking pillow. Not to mention a wardrobe, mirror, and even a small desk.
"Hey, this might not be so bad after all!" Anjana told Anurag and David, grinning. She seemed a bit more satisfied with the job after all.
"Hey that's not fair! How come they have better rooms than us?" Michael protested.
"Well Mike, they work hard for all of us. Plus, they're all newbies. So, I thought that we would be nice and give them decent shelter. But they're gonna hate the bathrooms! Hehehehe…." Chris nonchalantly replied.
"Oh…...no….." Macy muttered to Michael.
"Behold….your new bathroom!" Chris said, opening the door.
"PEEE-HUWWWW! This place reeks!" Brandon yelled, holding his nose.
"Yeah, this bathroom hasn't been cleaned in weeks. Looks like the interns have a new job!" Chris said, pointing to them.
"Aww man…" Anjana groaned, hanging her arms and head. Suddenly, several big black dots caught her eye. Those dots happened to be huge black carpenter ants! Giving a shocked expression, Anjana screamed at the top of her lungs and ran out of the hall, but Chef hoisted her by the collar and brought her back, trying to wriggle out of his hands.
"GAHHHHHHH! HELP! HELP!" Anjana yelled.
*static*
*in confessional* Anjana: Okay, okay. I admit. I have a strong phobia for insects. When I was a child, I walked barefoot around my backyard helping my parents with some gardening and ended up with so many ant bites on my feet. There were so many that I had to be sent to the ER and the doctor had to give me several shots to get rid of those bumps and ensure that I wasn't infected by them. I HATE insects and I don't ever want to go through that same turn of events ever again!
*static*
*back to ship*
"Uh-huh! There is no way in hell that I'm cleaning that bathroom!" Anjana said after Chef dropped her down on the wooden floor.
"It's either that, or your paycheck!" Chris replied.
"Fine...but I'm going to need protection!" she said as she brought her handy disinfectant suit with her. She looked like an astronaut in that suit.
"Now, get cleaning!" Chris told the interns as he left with the contestants.
As they started cleaning the toilets and the showers, Anurag started laughing at her. "Scaredy cat! Scaredy cat! Anjana's a scaredy cat!"
"Keep your trap shut!" Anjana snapped back, glaring at Anurag.
"Hey, I was just kidding! Give me a break!" he said, holding his arms out.
"Don't let him mess with you!" David said, patting her on the back. "Thanks buddy! You're alright! Same with you man!" Anjana replied to the two of them.
*cut to the fourth floor of the cruise*
"Wow! Now this is what I'm talking about!" Maddi grinned as they arrived at the spa floor of the ship.
"Hey babe! Wanna hang out tonight? Maybe have some dinner?" Brandon said, winking at one of the spa ladies and striking a pose. The spa lady, who had brown hair in a pony tail and a blue uniform, fainted and two other spa ladies had to take her away.
"I could really use a manicure right now!" Katie said, excitedly.
"Awesome! A swimming pool and a workout room!" Al said excitedly as he saw both rooms.
"A dance room! I am so in for this! I'm the master of throwing wild parties!" Jalen said as he tried to moonwalk across the floor. Everyone cheered him on.
"Not to mention a gaming room!" Jimmy said excitedly. "It's got everything! From the super retro SNES to the Nintendo Wii!"
"Yep, yep! You guys will enjoy all of that in the McClean Royal Suite if you win today's challenge! You'll enjoy life in paradise if you are victorious! If not, you will have to spend life in the ship prison with Soonchan!" Chris said.
"Is there another floor?" Dean asked, raising his hand.
"Yes, but that's strictly off-limits! You may not go there at any time! Or you will suffer the consequences!" Chris said.
*static*
*in confessional* Dean: Ooooo! Consequences! I'm sooooo scared! One of these days, I'm going to go up to that floor and give Chris and Chef the prank of their lives! Hehehehe….
*static*
*back to ship*
"Land ho!" Chef called from the Captain's Quarters as he steered the ship to an island.
"Ah yes! This is where today's challenge will be held! Welcome to Malchoir Island everyone!" Chris announced as he led the contestants to the main floor of the ship and toward the island dock.
"For those of you who don't know, Malchoir Island was the setting for last season's Total Drama Kingdom. We've decided to do a little throwback to this location as well as introduce you all to last season's winner, Lyell!" he continued.
"Hey guys! How's it going?" Lyell asked everyone as he walked by holding hands with another girl who was about his height. Lyell still had his trademark camo sweatshirt on as well as his blue jeans and sneakers. The girl he held hands with was another African-American girl with short black hair, pink lipstick, an orange top, white shorts, and light pink flip-flops.
"Wow Lyell! It's great to finally meet you!" Austin said high-fiving and giving Lyell a huge bear hug.
"Who's the lucky gal?" Dean asked.
"Everyone! This is my beautiful girlfriend, Erin. I mentioned her several time throughout the show and I wanted to introduce you guys to her in last season's finale, but she had a karate tournament that day and she couldn't make it. So when I found out that I would be guest-starring in today's show, I decided to introduce her to the entire viewing world! Woo hoo!" Lyell proudly said as he kissed his girlfriend on the cheek.
"Aww, isn't that cute?" Chris said sarcastically. "Anyways, Lyell is going to be deciding your challenge today. And it's going to be a water-themed challenge! It's up to you, bro!"
"I was actually thinking about a water slide building challenge. I would say give each team one hour to build an awesome water slide and if I have the raddest time on that slide, the team who built it wins. Nothing too complicated or anything. All the supplies are on the shores of Malchoir!", Lyell replied.
"Alrighty, sounds good! Anyways, get down on it, contestants! Starting…..now!" Chris announced as he blew the cruise horn. The contestants then ran to the shores of Malchoir to start building.
*cut to the Villainous Sharks side*
Michael got out a huge sheet of paper for the diagram of their slide ready for planning. "Okay, so how are we going to do this?" Michael asked the team.
Alex, who was daydreaming nearby, didn't care too much for the challenge. Dean was throwing rocks at the seagulls with a slingshot. Kyle and Katie were chatting him up, and nobody seemed to pay attention to him.
"You guys! We need to concentrate! How are we going to build this slide?!" Michael yelled.
"Hmm...let's see…." Suha began to think. "Well, I saw that Chris had some inflatable sharks. I was kind of thinking...why don't we build our slide with a nice big drop? Kids seem to love that nowadays! Let's do that! We can also use the inflatable sharks as the signature of our team, the Villainous Sharks!" Suha said, brilliantly.
"I love the way you think, Suha! Let's do it!" Michael said grinning. "Okay, does everyone agree with that?"
Everyone except for Alex said okay. "How about you, Alex?" Michael asked her.
She replied, shrugging, "Yeah, I guess. I don't mind one way or the other". Michael gave a suspicious look but nodded. They all set to work.
*cut to Heroic Dolphins*
"Guys! I have a great idea for our slide!" Priya said. She drew out her plans for the slide on the blue prints. "So, I was thinking we could have a big drop for our slide, but before he gets to the bottom of the ground, we add a bunch of loop-de-loops to it and several twists and turns! Remember, we want our slide to outshine that of the Villainous Sharks! I think that if we make it extra fun, we should be in great shape!"
Kayla enthusiastically replied, "That's perfect! We'll win this challenge for sure!"
Al also said, "I saw a huge waterfall that isn't too far from here. There's also a huge lake that the falls flow into. I recommend we build it there!"
"Great idea, Al!" Priya said. "Now we need someone to do a lot of physics here and make sure that the lengths of the slide pieces, radius of the loop-de-loops, and all that stuff are accurate enough to ensure safety and fun! Any volunteers?"
"I'll do it!" Anser firmly announced. "I've taken some physics college courses and I'm planning on becoming an engineering major. I think I've got enough skill for that department!"
"Perfect, Anser!" Priya said, grinning.
"I'm strong enough to do the construction of the slide. Me, Al, and Austin got this!" Kayla said as she high-fived the two of them.
"Me and Jalen can be the design managers and make sure that everything is going smoothly and we'll help you out with the coordination and stuff!" Chloe said.
"And me and Brandon will add the extra details in!" Macy suggested. "We brought some inflatable dolphins and inflatable pool seats for Lyell and we can also do some decorating for the slide!"
"This is awesome, you guys! We're going to win this challenge for sure!" Priya said proudly.
*static*
*in confessional* Priya: This season is off to an awesome start! Everyone seems to like me and I actually showed the world what I can do! I am beyond excited this summer!
*static*
*in confessional* Anser: I am very determined to win this game. I am going to contribute to my team to the best of my ability and once I get further into the game, it's all in my hands as to whether or not I can win this game. I have to fight the power!
*static*
*back to island*
*cut to Villainous Sharks*
"Okay guys, you all have half an hour!" Chris said, checking his watch.
"How's building that slide coming along?" Michael asked as he watched Dean, Kaylin, and Kyle build the slide.
"It's going pretty well!" Kyle said. "Jimmy's working on the physics of the slide and making sure that this slide is built properly. Katie and Suha are managing the design of the slide and making sure that the design is perfect. And Maddi's doing the decorating and extra details. But I'm not sure where Alex is…"
Michael then looked and saw Alex just standing there. With her hands empty, she did not know what to do.
"Hey! What are you doing?" Mike called out to her. "This is a challenge! You shouldn't be standing around and not doing anything! You should be helping out too! If you don't, we're going to lose!"
"What should I do, though? I don't really see a job that I can do!" Alex called back.
"Help Maddi out with the decorating and blow up some inflatable sharks or something! As long as you're doing something, you're good!" Michael said.
"Okay!" Alex said as she blew up some sharks.
"Uh-oh...I think this slide is falling apart…" Kaylin said as she noticed some rumbling below her feet on the slide.
"Not to worry. I brought lots and lots of duct tape!" Dean proudly said as he covered all the bumps and holes on the slide with tape. The slide didn't look too stable though. "I think it's perfect!"
"Why did you bring all that tape for?" Kaylin asked suspiciously.
"Umm….no reason…" Dean said, pretending to be innocent.
*static*
*in confessional* Kaylin: I don't really trust that Dean. There's something about him that he's trying to hide. I don't know if he's just a normal innocent guy or some devious schemer. I'm going to be careful when I'm around that guy...But at least he's helping the team with his duct tape. Hmm….
*static*
*cut to Heroic Dolphins*
"Yes! This is awesome!" Priya proudly proclaimed.
"It sure is!" Kayla said as she finished putting together the last slide piece to their project. "No bumps, bruises, or dents. No suspicious rumbling! It all looks perfect!"
"And it's all thanks to our teamwork!" Anser proudly said.
"These decorations are coming out so nicely!" Macy told Brandon as she continued painting dolphins, alligators, swimming pool toys, palm trees, and pitchers of lemonade on the slide. Brandon grinned and nodded in agreement.
"There's nothing wrong with it! Everything looks perfect! You guys all did awesome!" Chloe said as she and Jalen double-checked the design of the slide and made sure everything was done perfectly.
"I can't wait to slide down this thing!" Al said excitedly. "Mind if I take it for a test run?"
"Sure thing!" Priya said.
Al then put his swim trunks on and was about to ride on the slide until Chris stopped him. "Alright, contestants! Time is up! Stop working and let's start off by testing the Heroic Dolphin's slide!" Chris announced.
Everyone, including the interns, Lyell, and Erin, gathered around the Heroic Dolphin's slide. Lyell looked at the slide and said, "Awesome scenery! I thought the idea of putting the slide in the waterfall was really clever! And boy does that slide look rad! Can't wait to have the ride of my life!"
He then hopped onto the top of the slide and hollered, "Cowabunga!" Everyone could hear him hooping and hollering all the way until the very end. He was moving very quickly through the slide and then "SPLASH!" He dove into the water and came back up. "What...a...blast!" he hollered, grinning widely at everyone.
"Well, it looks like Lyell enjoyed that ride! Will the Villainous Sharks be able to top that? Find out when we return to Total...Drama...Seven Seas Expedition!"
*break*
*cut to Villainous Sharks' Slide*
"Alright guys! Time to test out the Villainous Sharks' slide! What do you think, Lyell?" Chris announced.
Lyell looked at it and thought for a moment. "Hmm….that's one big drop….I wonder if it'll be as much of a blast as the other one?"
He then climbed to the top of the slide and gave a big "Woo Hoo!" before sliding down. All of a sudden, the entire slide began to fall apart and Lyell tumbled all the way down. Luckily though, the water managed to break his fall.
"LYELL!" Erin shrieked. She swam over to Lyell and saved him. "Sweetie, are you alright?"
"Erin? What happened?" Lyell asked after seeing a few stars.
"You fell off of that slide. But I'm so glad you're safe!" she said, hugging him. He hugged back and then got up to his feet again.
"So, I guess we have a winner! The winning team is the Heroic Dolphins!" Chris announced. The Heroic Dolphins cheered and the Villainous Sharks groaned. "That means the dolphins get to stay at the McClean Royal Suite tonight! Sharks, I will see you tonight by the treasure chest for the first elimination ceremony of the season!"
*cut to McClean Royal Suite*
Jazzy flute music could be heard in the suite as Brandon had dinner with the same spa lady he flirted with that morning. "Did I ever tell you how beautiful your eyes looked?" Brandon said as he ate some of his spaghetti.
"No one's ever told me that before. Brandon, you're such a charmer!" she said, grinning widely.
"What's your name? We need to talk more!" he said.
"My name is...Jasmine", she replied, blushing deeply.
"As in...Princess Jasmine?" he flirted.
"Stop it!" she said, slapping his hand playfully. "You're making me blush!"
Brandon winked and said, "You know I try!"
*static*
*in confessional* Brandon: I KNOW how to impress with the ladies!
*static*
*back to spa*
Priya was sipping on a milkshake in her room and reading a book and Anser, Austin, and Kayla were playing Super Smash Bros. Wii U in the game room. Al and Jalen were getting massages from some other beautiful spa ladies, Chloe was getting a mud bath, and Macy was taking a swim in the pool.
*static*
*in confessional* Macy: Gee...I hope Michael doesn't get eliminated tonight. Ehh, I doubt it. I don't think he was doing anything wrong...I'd better go check on him.
*static*
*cut to treasure chest*
It was nightfall right now and all of the Villainous Sharks were gathered nervously around the treasure chest, anxiously awaiting their final position in the game. Chris reached into the treasure chest and took out pieces of treasure from them.
"Good evening everyone and welcome to the first ever elimination ceremony this season. Here's the deal: every safe person will get a valuable piece of treasure from the treasure chest. Whoever gets eliminated will get a worthless piece of junk from here and will have to leave the cruise. That means you're out of the contest. And you can never come back...ever!"
"This shiny ring goes to...Michael!"
Michael cheered, "Yes!" under his breath and Macy, who was watching nearby, sighed with relief. He then picked up his treasure.
"This blue jewel goes to...Suha!"
"Ravenclaw colors...perfect!" she said as she picked up the jewel.
"Kyle gets the gold dubloon and Katie gets the silver dubloon and Kaylin gets the bronze dubloon!"
Kyle and Katie high-fived each other and picked up their treasure. Kaylin grinned and picked up hers too.
"Jimmy gets a special monocle!"
"Wow!" Jimmy thought as he picked up his treasure.
"Dean gets another ring!"
Dean walked over to pick it up, but it squirted water on him. Chris laughed loudly while Dean rolled his eyes and walked back to his seat. Maddi and Alex were the only ones remaining. Chris had a small plastic toy treasure chest and a pearl necklace.
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"Maddi!"
Maddi happily picked up her treasure chest and Alex hung her head in shame. "Sorry Alex. But if you had only contributed to your team more, you would've won. But sorry, it's time to go!"
"Fine…" Alex sighed as she walked to the edge of the ship. "Hey, where's the Boat of Losers?" she asked.
"Good question! This season we have the Plank of Shame! That means you have to walk the plank!" Chris said as he was dressed up in his pirate costume and had a sword in hand. "Time to go!"
His cell phone then rang and he picked it up, "Hello?! Too bad! Your best friend has been eliminated fair and square! There ain't nothing you can do about it! No lawyers! No can do! There's nothing you can do! What?! You're coming here right now?! Are you insane?!"
"This is BS, man!" Nora yelled loudly as she arrived in a row boat and protested against the elimination of her best friend.
"Nora?! What are you doing here?" Alex asked happily but surprised.
"I came to visit you! But then I found out this weirdo got you eliminated!" Nora yelled. She then pulled Chris by the collar and said, "If you do not change your mind, I'm gonna make you change it!"
"Hey Sooch! Chef! A little help here, man?!"
"PUT ME DOWN!" yelled Nora as Chef grabbed her and threw her overboard.
Soonchan then took Alex over the plank and Alex fell overboard too. They both went deeper and deeper into the water until the yellow submarine came in and picked them up. "Yellow Submarine" was playing inside it.
"Sorry for not winning for us, Nora. I feel kinda bad…" Alex said.
"Well, after all, it's just a stupid game. You don't need that show anyway! We can still hang out and have a ton of fun without the money!" Nora said.
"That's true" Alex said, shrugging. Nora then pulled up a video on her phone and they began laughing away at it.
*cut back to ship*
"What kind of drama are our contestants in store for next? Is Nora going to sue me for the elimination of her friend? Who will rise? Who will fall? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Seven Seas Expedition!" Chris said signing off.